The jokes of straight men in mathematics

Just like diamond cut diamond, love is candidly admit defeat.

We often win arguments, but lose feelings.

A man who always tries to persuade w

The jokes of straight men in mathematics

Just like diamond cut diamond, love is candidly admit defeat.

We often win arguments, but lose feelings.

A man who always tries to persuade women with reason.

I lost the moment when I decided to speak.

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Finding a reasonable and considerate girlfriend is probably the common girlfriend standard of all straight men. ) Is there a correct way to open your girlfriend's knowledge and understanding? Finding a lover who matches 100% is a false proposition.

I saw a short film abroad called Do you believe in soul mates? ? At the beginning of the video, a girl sat in bed and asked her boyfriend this question. Her boyfriend replied, "I don't know."

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Later, the man thought for a while, tried to answer, and gave a more realistic answer in a mathematical way. What I want to emphasize here is that the male actor in the film has a high emotional intelligence. Although the answer is cruel, his girlfriend is included in the language. )

In their city, there are 800,000 people, including half women and 400,000 men. These 400,000 men are not necessarily single. At the same time, there are still problems such as whether they are attracted to each other, whether they can satisfy their respective interests and hobbies, and so on. Finally, the probability is only 0.53.

We are in an era of fast-food communication. In fact, it is not easy for so many people in the world to meet and recognize each other. How to get along well has become a problem that we have been struggling with.

Only when you know women can you communicate with your soul. If you want a ready-made soul mate, go to artificial intelligence.

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Every time I get together with my sisters, I can hear stories of several boyfriends who are straight and have cancer. My best friend M broke up with her boyfriend twice last week. I'm sure the number of battles. When M told me, I really couldn't help laughing.

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The first time:

M has a strong working ability, but her life is so-so. She can't do housework or cook. In fact, there are quite a few such girls. Now they are all only children. Parents pay special attention to it. It's normal to go home with clothes to make ends meet, and life can't take care of her. Who was born a master key? Everything's gonna be okay?

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On the weekend, M decided to cook a big dinner for her boyfriend. I was surprised to hear that. I think true love is powerful. There used to be a lot of excuses for her to mop the floor in the school dormitory.

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She told me that she was reading various recipes and learning to cook at noon. In the afternoon, she went to the vegetable market, bought the necessary ingredients according to the recipe and cooked three courses. My boyfriend was very touched at first, but when I ate it, er ... I put too much salt in it for the first time. The boyfriend said, "What are you doing here? I quickly ordered takeout. "

I believe this sentence is definitely not what M wants to hear. Yes, m blew up. Holding the food in the trash can directly, the boyfriend said, "Why did you pour it?" It's not delicious and there's no need to dump it. "

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"Not delicious", "not delicious" and "not delicious" are the three words you said to do things well. Can you put the truth in your stomach first? M got angry directly: "Don't eat if it's not delicious. I won't do it again. Please order takeout. "

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Boyfriend: "Why are you so angry? It's not delicious I'm not wrong. Why not improve next time? " M angrily returned to his room.

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When a woman is working for you, straight man, this is not the time to evaluate KPI according to the work results, okay? Did you take all your EQ to the glory of the king to fight wild?

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The second time:

M was half-dead by the reputation of another department in the company. Originally, she was in charge of the project, but PPT was done, but she was robbed of the credit. Finally, I was scolded by the leader, went home and complained to my boyfriend about how stupid the female colleagues in the company were, and all my grievances poured out. result ...

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M's boyfriend began to analyze this problem, telling M that he had shortcomings, why he was robbed of credit by others, and he must have neglected his execution. Leaders only look at grades. If you don't do well, you will definitely criticize you and ask M not to be too stubborn.

M lost his temper directly: "All I want is an attitude. When I meet with difficulties, his attitude towards me is cocky. He is my teacher and points at me. Who does he think he is? I don't care about my feelings, I talk nonsense, and I help others scold me. He doesn't love me at all. "

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Please. Originally, M didn't get into a dead end, but my boyfriend said so, so I'm sorry I didn't get into this passage.

When a woman complains, she needs an ally who can stand in her position and defend unconditionally. Even if she is wrong, you should stand by her and support her, okay?

Believe me, a woman is not a fool. She doesn't need a judge to decide whether she is right or wrong. She knows she's right. You support her and she'll think about it afterwards. You don't need to tell her the first, second and third logic here.

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Don't think that reason is an advantage. You're just weak in dealing with your partner's emotions. You are reasonable when she is emotional. You should be careful when she concludes that the final conclusion is that you don't give in to me, don't care about me, and you don't love me at all!

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A man who starts to reason after listening to his girlfriend's complaints will only make his girlfriend angrier, while a man who echoes a few words of comfort and captures each other's emotions will eventually lead a happy and shameless life.

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Remember, women can only be moved and difficult to be persuaded. Don't be silly, be reasonable.

Come with me and repeat after me: "Wife, you are the best!" " "Who shouted the fattest there? You deserve to be single!

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Women value attitude, while men value contradictory reasons.

Whoever loves according to the rules will find it hard to get love.

With Darwin's theory of evolution to explain is:

There used to be two kinds of men in this world.

One thinks that girls are always right.

Another kind of people don't think so.

Later, no girls married the second kind of people, and they became extinct.

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