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WeChat paragraph after retirement

Retired, do you want to quit the original work group? Let me tell you the truth. If you don't take the initiative to retire, the unit will take the initiative to ask you out. This is the first cold shoulder a person faces after retirement. Although I can't have my tea taken away, I know very well that I am not in my position and I don't want to go into politics. Since people have retired, everything in the unit has nothing to do with themselves, and there is no point in staying in the retirement group. Might as well rush back and quit. Don't be like me. I seldom pay attention to wechat. Suddenly one day, I realized how embarrassed I was to be invited to join the group, but I understood.

Our unit still takes care of retirees. After we quit the working group. A group of retirees has been set up. Including holiday gifts, changes in retirement wages, and participation in related activities organized by the unit are all informed in the retirement group. During the epidemic, the unit also took the initiative to invite retirees to eat vegetables and buy medicine, and the service was warm and thoughtful. It also organized the Double Ninth Festival activities to re-take the road of anti-union.

Retired, the work group has nothing to do with yourself, and there is nothing to say about resigning directly. Retirees must join, because everything is related to themselves. When you retire, you should have a balanced mentality and be happy. After retirement, you should start a colorful life and make the retirement life colorful.

What is a working group? Where to work, where to retire and where not to give up? Any other ideas? Iron battalion, running water soldier. The unit is a place to work to earn money and support the family. When the age is up, you have to accept it and put it down. Resolutely break up, leave, give up, return to society, return to family, and strive to live the rest of your life!

I think: when you retire, you should take the initiative to quit the original work group as soon as possible. Now that you have landed safely, you should wave goodbye smartly and don't drag your feet.

Work group, as its name implies, is a group established by people for the convenience of work. It is really inappropriate to stay in the original working group after retirement.

Because the work group often publishes a kind of work-related information, which may involve major decisions and business secrets of enterprises. Retirement means that you are no longer an employee of your company. It is inappropriate to know this information, and you should take the initiative to avoid being suspected.

If you think the workers in the work group get along well and deserve to make friends, you can take the initiative to add each other as friends, or set up a new group to bring those tempered colleagues and friends into the group.

Now that I'm ashore, I don't think about things in the sea anymore. I should have a rest after my glorious retirement. After working all my life, it is false to say that I have no feelings when I leave my job. After all, I have devoted my excellent years and energy to the unit.

However, we must understand that once we retire, we must learn to break up, and people will inevitably leave a lot on the way forward. After retiring, I will get rid of the shackles that have bound me for half my life and go into battle easily. A colorful retirement life is waiting for me not far away.

Now retired, not working in the original unit. I quit the original work group very early, so I don't need to know the work of the unit. So, I know I quit early.

You have to quit! Why do you stay in the working group and watch your colleagues work in the group after you retire?

Even if you don't resign voluntarily, your old company will delete you or let you resign yourself. It is better to resign yourself than to call the company.

Now that you have retired, it's time to arrange your life after retirement.

Working group, working group, retire immediately, why not resign? Don't eat in the oil pan, don't stand by and watch the oil pan; Not in its place, not seeking its politics; Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. In fact, even if you don't quit the group, others will kill you quietly. Why? "I won't leave you here, I have my own place." I am old, so I must go for a walk. Hehe, I left all the work groups quietly after class. Haha, I don't have to wait on you anymore. It's simple. Not ordinary.

Seriously tell everyone, the first thing after retirement, please turn on your mobile phone and quickly quit all the work groups in the unit. Don't wait for others to "clean you up" and expel you from the group, which will make everyone passive and embarrassed.

Working group, as its name implies, is a WeChat group established between unit leaders and colleagues. Its purpose is to facilitate work and contact, send notifications through WeChat group, contact work, or have a drink in the group to let everyone know, which plays a role in facilitating timely contact with work and improving work efficiency.

However, any working group focuses on contact work. If you retire, you will no longer be an employee of the unit. For the unit, some things in daily work will be reflected in the WeChat group, and some contents will even involve internal secrets, which is not easy to make public. If you are still "lurking" in the group after retirement, unit leaders and colleagues may have scruples. As a retiree, the work group is meaningless to him, and it is awkward to stay in it for a long time. It is the best policy to take care of the overall situation and know the general situation.

A leader of my unit retired six months ago, and his figure has been hanging around in more than ten groups, large and small. In daily work, the unit leader arranges work in the group, or people in the working group discuss things at work, he will "take a bubble" and say a few words, which is disgusting. Later, considering that this person used to be the main leader of the unit, he was directly "expelled" without being rough, but he was kicked out in disguise by rebuilding the group.

Kindly remind everyone that retirees should never let themselves be "confused" and uninterested, especially waiting for others to "clean up" themselves, like the above leaders. It is better to "wait until they are ready" and disappear on their own initiative, so that everyone can increase their memory of you.

I have a good friend who doesn't want to quit the work group after retirement. Someone asked her: You have been retired for so long, why are you still in the working group? She said, I don't want to quit the group, so I can understand the dynamics of the unit.

I suggested that she put her thoughts in the right place. Now that she's retired and doesn't work, the working group has nothing to do with you. There's no point in knowing what's going on It's like someone else's business, not your own.

Colleagues also said that I was very moved by our feelings of getting along for so long. I saved a screenshot of the conversation in the group as a souvenir. No matter how moved you are, if you don't give up and retire, you should empty everything related to work and live a relaxed and refreshing life after retirement.

It is better not to retire and leave some room for memories. Be sure to have feelings for your original unit and leave some thoughts for yourself. Although I retired, I still stayed with my former colleagues, which improved myself and illuminated others.

You must return it! I am a dog of 7 1 year 1 month 14 years. 1992 started working in CCB. /kloc-officially retired at the age of 50 in June of 0/year (worker). When I was in office, I was the vice president of CCB Sub-branch. As a member of the team, I have been at my post, performing the duties of the deputy team.

Before leaving the group, I was wondering if I needed to say goodbye to my colleagues. After all, after 28 years of bank work, I have been with some comrades for 28 years, and with my later colleagues for more than 20 years, 10 years, several years! I am responsible for receiving new college students every year, including two new college students last year. It's really unspeakable to leave my long-term working environment and colleagues who get along with each other day and night! I really want to have a thousand words to say! but ......

As we all know, the bank's peak season marketing is the time when the horn of peak season marketing blows. I also participated in the mobilization meeting of the branch's peak season marketing video two days before retirement. So when I retired at the age of 50, I thought about it and quietly quit all the work groups (I transferred the authority of the group owner about a month before retirement), and my colleagues still need to continue to struggle, 2025438+0 years.

As an old comrade who retired from CCB, what I want to say most is gratitude to CCB! I am grateful to my colleagues who have traveled all the way! 28 years of banking career, hard work and sweat, more gains, more recognition from leaders and colleagues, 50 years old.

Career closed successfully!

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