Small jokes suitable for early sharing

Small jokes suitable for early sharing

Small joke suitable for early sharing! After laughing for less than ten years, sometimes when you laugh happily, you will feel much happier and less stressed in an instant, so it is necessary to watch jokes often. Here are some jokes suitable for sharing in advance!

Jokes suitable for sharing at the morning meeting 1 1. The father and son saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride in this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!" Father replied airily: "People who say such things must have no money in their pockets!" "

-Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude?

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear."

We are so used to seeing people and ourselves by different standards that we are often strict with ourselves.

3. There are two Taiwan sightseeing groups traveling to Izu Peninsula in Japan. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. A tour guide repeatedly said that the road was like pockmarked. Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "We are now taking the famous Izu charming dimple avenue."

Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you.

Students in the third grade of primary school, their future wish is to be clowns. Teacher China denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" The foreign church said, "May you bring laughter to the whole world!" "

As elders, we require not only encouragement, but also a narrow definition of success.

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband kept nagging: "slow down, be careful!" The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly, there is too much oil! " The wife blurted out, "I know how to cook." The husband calmly replied, "I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving ..."

It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's point of view and position.

6. A bus full of passengers is running fast on the downhill road, and a man is running after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! " "I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car!" How presumptuous!

Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! However, it is precisely because we must go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed.

7. A: "The new neighbor is so hateful that he rang my doorbell at midnight last night." B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? " Answer: "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet."

Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different.

8. Zhang San is driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, suddenly the oncoming truck driver rolled down the window and shouted, "Pig!" " Zhang Sanyue gets angrier and angrier. He also rolled down the window and cursed: "You are the pig!" Just after scolding, I bumped into a group of pigs crossing the road.

Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only make you suffer and embarrass others.

9. The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than his son?" Dad replied, "Of course!" "Who invented the electric light?" "Edison." "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"

Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era.

10, Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap in the shower, and his mother called the family doctor for help in a panic. The doctor said, "I still have a few patients here, and it may take half an hour to arrive." Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?" The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, and then jump hard, so that Xiaoming can blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

-since it has happened, why not face it frankly. It's better to rest assured if you are worried, and it's better to be poor and happy if you are nervous.

1 1. There is a strong big lock hanging on the gate. After a struggle, an iron bar still can't be pried open. The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.

Everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick the iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key and enter other people's hearts.

Small jokes suitable for sharing at the morning meeting 2 1. I sent a bunch of holiday gifts. Happiness is for happy people, happiness is for sentient people, hope is for those who wait, success is for those who struggle, and blessing is for those who are reading short messages!

2, beautiful women are in droves, the money runs with you, the boss is in charge of you, the police see you detour, everything can be settled, everyone smiles at you, and the days are bubbling with beauty. Wake up, I told you to stop taking a nap and daydreaming.

Every life is beautiful, even the smallest flower will not refuse to open.

4. I don't want to go to work for thirty days every month!

5. Childhood ignorance is lovely, and juvenile ignorance is ridiculous; The ignorance of youth is pitiful; Ignorance in middle age is sad, and ignorance in old age is sad.

6, in fact, the treatment of frequent urination does not need to buy such expensive medicine at all, just spend 20 cents to buy a monkey rubber band.

7. Frustration leads to disappointment, disappointment leads to vacillation, and vacillation leads to failure.

Even if you are taken away, I will use flowers instead of trees.

9. Love is like sneezing. It can always be played inadvertently, but it is always unsatisfactory when it is deliberately played.

10, two farmers boasted, "The chickens on our farm eat all tea leaves and lay all tea eggs." "Yes, our farm gives chicken wallets and lets them lay poached eggs ..."

1 1, don't think there is something better behind, because the one who likes you is the best.

12, although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

13, success is not something in the future, but accumulated from the moment you decide to do it.

14. This world is neither rich nor powerful. This is a world of volunteers.

15, he is a druid, he likes nature, he likes all flowers and trees ... He finally became a vegetable because of a car accident.