The complete lines of the 2013 Spring Festival Gala skit "Dance If You Want", every word is missed

Bachelor: Wife, I swear that I will love you for the rest of my life!

Cai Ming: What are you two doing? This is my place!

Male sidekick: What did I do to you? I'm in your way today! I hinder (love) you! I hinder (love) you! I hinder (love) you!

Cai Ming: Did you hear that, girl?

Female extra: You have such a strong taste!

Cai Ming: I can finally be at peace! Alas! (Pan Changjiang appears)

Cai Ming: That kid!

Pan Changjiang: Who cares if you call me a child? I'm an adult!

Cai Ming: What a disaster for adults! What are you doing here?

Pan Changjiang: I am practicing the national standard here!

Cai Ming: National standard? You look like a mouse to me!

Cai Ming: I am a person who likes peace and quiet...

Pan Changjiang: We are strangers, so you want to get close to me?

Cai Ming: Get close! It really comes from the heart! You may be small, but your heart is still vulgar!

Pan Changjiang: (pointing to Cai Ming) Good men don’t fight with women! (Continue dancing)

(Cai Ming stepped forward and turned off the tape recorder)

Pan Changjiang: No, can you stand up?

Cai Ming: Who said I can’t stand up?

Pan Changjiang: Then you are still in a wheelchair?

Cai Ming: I do! I feel dizzy standing up! Ah, I'm dizzy.

Pan Changjiang: Are you going home?

Cai Ming: Too deserted.

Pan Changjiang: Get rid of the cold and heat!

Cai Ming: I’m free.

Pan Changjiang: You old lady is more difficult to take care of than Cixi!

Cai Ming: Have you ever served Cixi?

Pan Changjiang: Ah! No, who has ever served Cixi?

Pan Changjiang: Let me tell you, sister, I must practice here for ten minutes as soon as possible.

Cai Ming: No.

Pan Changjiang: I have made an appointment with my dance partner to meet here in ten minutes.

Cai Ming: Oh, you are the only one who still has a dance partner! Don't you have eyes?

Pan Changjiang: Seven old ladies follow me every day and strongly demand to be my dance partner, but I don’t want to. Her face is as white as a princess

Cai Ming: Seven Snow Whites and A dwarf, or a fairy tale?

Pan Changjiang: Do you look down on me? Look at my actions! One click, two clicks, three clicks, four clicks... Oh, did you see it? Just this move, the spinning top dance step that has become popular in the community, was invented by me. My stage name is Little Spinning Top! (Dese)

Cai Ming: No wonder I want to slap you so much!

Cai Ming: I said little Luo Luo...

Pan Changjiang: What little Luo Luo!

Cai Ming: A small screw...

Pan Changjiang: What a small screw! Xiaotuo...

Cai Ming: I know! Xiaotuo bird!

Cai Ming: This is my territory, you can’t dance here!

Pan Changjiang: Why are you, an old lady, so domineering? According to what you say, this is all my territory? (Angry)

Cai Ming: Your territory...

Pan Changjiang: Ah!

Cai Ming: Did you leave a mark under this telephone pole?

Pan Changjiang: You, I’m still practicing here today, what’s going on? I don’t believe it anymore!

Pan Changjiang (singing): Mao Tengtao, just come along...

Cai Ming (singing): My sister is singing a sweet song across from me.

Pan Changjiang (singing): Dai Enlai, you and I love...

Cai Ming (singing): When will my sister let me cross the river of you and you?

Pan Changjiang: I beg you, can you not make trouble?

Cai Ming: Okay, okay.

Pan Changjiang (singing): Mao Tengtao, come along, my sister is singing a sweet song opposite...

Pan Changjiang: Oh, it’s over, it’s over, I’ve been practicing this song for half a year Well, your words made me so excited that I couldn’t climb out of the river!

Pan Changjiang: Hey, you old lady (Cai Ming extended his palm), what, you still want to hit me?

Cai Ming: I mean you only have five minutes left.

Pan Changjiang: Yeah, yeah, isn’t it? (While talking, he took the doll from his bag)

Pan Changjiang: Sister, look, this is my grandson.

Cai Ming: Looks so much like you. (Pan Changjiang picked up the doll and looked at it)

Pan Changjiang: My grandson asked me to buy the doll for her. Let him play with you for a while and let me dance quietly for a while.

Cai Ming: Let’s watch grandpa dance together, shall we?

Rag Doll (Cai Ming imitates the voice of Rag Doll): Okay!

Pan Changjiang: Hey!

Pan Changjiang: One da da, two da da, three da da four...

Rag doll: Ah ha ha ha ha!

Pan Changjiang: Why are you laughing?

Cai Ming: I didn’t laugh, he did. Be good, stop laughing!

Rab Doll: Hmm~

Pan Changjiang: One da da da, two da da da three da da…

Rag Doll: Ah ho ho ho, ho, ho, Ha, ha

Cai Ming: He died laughing! Hey, grandpa dances so beautifully!

Rag Doll: Bubble!

Cai Ming: This kid is so naughty, let me talk about him! Grandpa is waiting for his dance partner. How about you always be his dance partner?

Rag Doll: I want to die! Chirp…(hit Cai Ming’s leg)

Cai Ming: What happened to this kid? What's going on? Okay, okay! I won’t be my grandpa’s dance partner anymore!

Rab Doll: (crying) Ahhhhhh! Wuwuwuwu~

Cai Ming: Look, the child has been wronged!

Rag Doll: Woooooooooo~

Pan Changjiang: You two had a lot of fun! I kindly bring you a doll to play with, and you two join forces to play with me! (Angry)

Cai Ming: You still don’t want people to talk? The way you dance is like opening the door to disgusting people!

Rag Doll: So disgusting!

Pan Changjiang: You old lady is so talkative! I passed alone!

Cai Ming: Aren’t you the same? Look, you’re single!

Pan Changjiang: How do you know?

Cai Ming: Look at your appearance.

Pan Changjiang: With my looks...

Cai Ming: Seven Snow Whites and a Dwarf, this is not a fairy tale but a horror movie!

Pan Changjiang: Haha! My dance partner called me! Hello! Dance partner, where have you been? Do you need me to pick you up?

Pan Changjiang: What? You're not coming? Why don't you come? We have agreed, you want to be your dance partner with Lao Zhang? What a successful collaboration!

Pan Changjiang: How did the promised thing change? (Take off the wig to reveal white hair)

Cai Ming: How old are you? (Surprised)

Pan Changjiang: Still 70 years old. Hey hey! (Calling on the phone) Brother Lao Wang, I, Little Top, are you still missing someone for your Thousand-Armed Avalokitesvara? Great, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going!

Cai Ming: I’ll go!

Pan Changjiang: Isn’t it just shaking your hands? Just put me last.

Cai Ming: Can I still see you?

Pan Changjiang: If you trust me, you can put me first.

Cai Ming: Then it will become a centipede with a thousand hands!

Pan Changjiang: Is your stilt team still short of people? Very good! I go, I go, I go!

Cai Ming: I’ll work hard!

Pan Changjiang: How high is that? Two meters four?

Cai Ming: Isn’t there just one potato missing from the bamboo pole? I said, you are already 70! Why are you messing around?

Pan Changjiang: Life lies in sports!

Cai Ming: Wrong! Life lies in stillness! Look at that bastard, how long has he been living there motionless?

Pan Changjiang: Don’t look at the bastard, look at me!

Cai Ming: I’d better watch Tortoise!

Pan Changjiang: I used to be a sick man! It's only after doing square dancing that my health feels better. Girl, this is called retirement syndrome! The development of a new side of the body, the longer you don’t stand, the harder it will be to stand up! Go to the ground to grind regularly, the more you grind, the healthier you will be!

Cai Ming: The longer you wear it, the shorter it gets, right?

Pan Changjiang: I simply have no way to communicate with you!

Cai Ming: Okay, okay! Go home! No one will play with you today!

Pan Changjiang: Yes, no one takes me to play... Hey, who said no one takes me to play? Look, Mr. Zhao, the captain of the dance team, came to see me personally!

Cai Ming: If you try too hard, I will die!

Pan Changjiang: Hello! Sister Zhao, are you calling me because our dance team finally wants me? Ah, impossible, no, you, you gave me three months to find a dance partner, but none of those seven old ladies were willing to dance with me! What are you talking about? No, Sister Zhao, just let me go. I can help you look at your clothes and order lunch boxes! Of course it’s my expense to order the lunch box! I'll go over there right now, what? Are you not at home? But this is your landline phone?

Cai Ming: Hey, I have a bad temper! (Grabs the phone) Ms. Zhao, are you a bit of a bully? It doesn’t matter who I am, I’m just a thousand-year-old fox. What kind of nonsense are you doing to me? Doesn't he just want to dance? Then let me tell you, he has a dance partner, yes, I am his dance partner! What, you want us both to go there now? We won’t go yet! (Slams the phone)

Pan Changjiang: Hey, hey, this seems to be my mobile phone!

Cai Ming: Come here, I’ll tell you about the little pineapple!

Pan Changjiang: Little spinning top.

Cai Ming: It will change from now on! (Brief and crisp)

Pan Changjiang: I have wanted to change it for a long time!

Cai Ming: I told you little slippers!

Pan Changjiang: No, what is my name?

Cai Ming: I can call you whatever you want!

Pan Changjiang: I listen to you!

Cai Ming: Listen to me, little camel!

Pan Changjiang: Oh my god! This is really murderous! Hey, big girl, why did you stand up?

Cai Ming: People like you who don’t stand up even when they stand up have already stood up. What reason do I have for not standing up again?

Pan Changjiang: How many people are there without standing up?

Cai Ming: Listen to me, from now on, I will be your dance partner!

Pan Changjiang: Really?

Cai Ming: Really! I even thought of my stage name, it’s called Little Top!

Pan Changjiang: What is my name?

Cai Ming: You are still called a motorcycle!

Pan Changjiang: I have to change the car! (Pushing the wheelchair away) Just take the car. Dance partner!

Cai Ming: Spin, little Nezha!

Pan Changjiang: I am completely crazy!

Pan Changjiang (singing): Mao Tengtao, just come along, nothing can stop the future!

Cai Ming (singing): Dai Enlai, as long as you and I love, nothing can stop the future!

Chorus (singing): Yiyiyiyi... You are not here, you are not here. Yiyiyi...you are here, you are there. Come together, friends, come together, come together!