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Prose of friendship trilogy

Foreword: Saccharin in boiled water is 3 times sweeter than sucrose. Excessive use will do harm to human body. This kind of sugar-coated friendship is scary; Plain boiled water is tasteless, which is just the top grade without additives. It is economical and has no side effects. Plain white water is like a friendship between gentlemen as light as water-rare and valuable; Brewing a cup of green tea, the tea leaves are flying in the cup, and gradually the color of the water is changing, and the fragrance is filled. The long fragrance is like friendship, which makes people aftertaste, but it is also inevitable that people will feel sad after taking a cool tea. Therefore, friendship needs mutual understanding and sincere care to last forever.

friendship as sweet as a cannonball

I don't like food that is too sweet. But I never expected to be "bombed" by honey-like friendship. This is the first time I have endured heartache for decades!

we met in warm spring. Her small eyes reveal the shrewdness and arrogance that people are not easy to get close to. But after a period of getting along, her kind and straightforward personality narrowed the distance between us, and we became good friends who talked about everything.

at work, she and I trust and help each other, regardless of you and me. Because she works part-time in other things after work. Therefore, when it is her turn to be on duty, part-time work happens to need to be done. Whenever this happens, I will take the initiative to undertake her tedious work, always try my best to finish it for her free, never complaining or making a mistake. And she also repaid me with sincerity. The friendship is deep and enviable, and each other's hearts are as sweet as sugar. She always talks with me about the puzzles and trivial things in life; Children's progress in learning, growing up, joys and sorrows will also be shared with me. We haven't seen each other for a day, like Sanqiu.

who knows, the inseparable friendship has brought the pain. It is often said that the weather in July is like a child's face, and it changes as it changes. Without warning, I was hit by thunder and scratched by lightning. A kind care turned out to be a twisted fuse, which was lit in midsummer.

My peers have contracted some business in a certain company. Please contact me to complete it with several people. I thought of her the first time, and knowing that her lover is also a professional, I recommended them to go together. Who knows that my kindness was misinterpreted by her: maybe my peers asked her if she dared to undertake this business before, of course, referring to others themselves rather than transferring it to her. Therefore, she thinks that I instigated my peers not to contract to her ... For several days, she scolded me in front of me, and I thought I had a clear conscience and ignored her. Who knows that my tolerance encouraged her arrogance, and for the sake of money, she actually challenged my bottom line again and again. The peers really couldn't stand it any longer, so they came forward to mediate: "The work I contracted can't be contracted out. Using you together is to make everyone earn some money." Who knows, she listened to this like an angry lion, openly provocative in the workplace, completely ignoring people's strange eyes. I walked away silently, because I didn't want people to see jokes in public, to argue with her, and to ruin our friendship for such a trivial matter. Besides, no one is perfect, and who is without fault? I also tried to forgive her bad temper, always thinking about alone with her's sincerity. But it turns out that I was wrong, and the broken vase can never be restored to its original appearance! Because she doesn't consider things calmly and listens to others' instigation, she often swears in front of me: "You have done all my work and earned all my money …" I am completely desperate for her.

I'm not a money-oriented person, but she values money more than friendship before interests. I can't accept this sudden blow, I can't sort out my sad heart, and I don't understand. Are all the little things of truth for more than two years all false appearances? No! I don't believe it! To put it bluntly, I don't want to face the reality in front of me, and I don't want to tear down the building of friendship myself. In the dead of night, I picked up a pen and wrote the Sanqu "Remembering Friends":

Zhong Lu (Yang Chunqu)

Being caring and attentive is always a tricky thing.

when relatives and friends advised each other, it was hard to stay, but they shook hands and burst into tears.

I never expected that getting along with you sincerely would bring me an unforgettable pain. Perhaps it is too important to be sad, and trying to tolerate it with pain has become an absurd reason for others to be presumptuous. I couldn't get over it for a long time. Sometimes I ask myself: I don't like food that is too sweet. Why should I be confused by the honey-like friendship and always be upset? Fortunately, time has healed my pain, and gradually I understand that living in tolerance can forget my sadness, bring a ray of fragrance to people in a smile, infect myself and influence others. In fact, friendship doesn't need to be as sweet as honey, just plain is true!

Friendship as pure as white water

Perhaps it is inherited by my father, so I don't try any colored drinks in others' eyes for free. I like pure food as always, and so do making friends. What I value is the kind and sincere character; What I care about is the frankness of bitter medicine; What I yearn for is a broad-minded mind that is tolerant of each other; Adhere to the insipid care, long-term concern for each other's friendship.

Yuefen and I grew up. She is a cow and I am a tiger. In the early 198s, when we were children, we went to school together, quarreled and played together, and became inseparable friends. However, when we are together, it is often my tiger who bullies her cow. Once, I blew her toy "Wandering and Jumping", which was the most popular toy at that time. I didn't apologize, didn't say sorry, and sneaked away; In the third grade, I borrowed a classmate's book from her and bit the cover, but she became a scapegoat ... < P > Time passed in a hurry, and friendship deepened with the years. In a blink of an eye, we were admitted to junior high school. After a semester, she suddenly went to Yuci No.5 Middle School with her father. I remember that on the day she left, just before dawn, she ran to my house to say goodbye. We talked hand in hand until we reached the entrance to the village. She told me Yuci's address and repeatedly stressed that we should write and contact frequently. With tears in her eyes, I slowly let go of my hand, got into the car to pick her up, and stuck my head out and waved at me all the time. The car gradually drifted away, and my eyes blurred with tears ... After that, we kept writing letters, conveying each other's thoughts and their respective learning situations; In the early 199s, I also went to Yuci to go to school, wore her clothes and often went to her house for dinner. We will also go out to play together on weekends, and in my heart she has become my closest relative; After marriage, she settled in the suburb of Yuci, and I returned to my hometown. Since then, we have lived far apart, but we have always kept in touch with each other.

In July, 28, I went to Yuci alone to visit the early education class set up by Jin Doudou Parent-child Park. When I walked on the street in Yuci, I found that it was not what it used to be. Although I have lived here for seven years, it is still difficult to find a place. So I dialed Yuefen's phone.

After receiving my call, Yuefen gave up her job, rode a motorcycle and rushed to my side from the suburbs more than 2 miles away in the hot sun, and took me back to her home. The next morning, she took me through the streets and asked about the place I was looking for. I finally got what I wanted all morning. Looking at Yuefen, whose face was covered with sweat, I felt very sorry. I suggested going to dinner together. It's my treat. Knowing that she listened to my words, she said unhappily, "In such hot weather, I won't hang out with her if others invite me. Who makes us grow up and be good friends?" When you come to my house, it's my treat, of course ... "

Her true feelings are like the spring water in my hometown, which has been washing the impurities in my heart and making me selfless; Her friendship has been nourishing my heart like a trickle, which makes me cherish the pure friendship. Plain friendship is as transparent as pure water, which has become my favorite. The temptation of colored food is eclipsed in front of me. Cherish friendship and keep purity, which is our common wish!

friendship as cool as green tea

I am not good at reading people and tasting tea, so that the teacup in front of me makes me feel uneasy. I excitedly picked up the cup, tasted it, and the bitterness was mixed with some astringency, which is a true portrayal of my heart. At this time, there is even a pain in the heart, which makes the heart unable to rest.

I put down the cup in a panic, as if I saw her lingering figure in the cup: we have known each other for many years, but we are not close neighbors, and it is accidental to walk together. In the cold winter, we go out to buy goods and plan home design together. Gradually, I found that there are many things I admire about her: she is kind-hearted and has a smart economic mind; She has a glib tongue and handles things with ease; She educates her children in a proper way, and the two children are excellent. But the only thing that attracts me about her is that she teaches her children well. Although we are not like-minded, we are actually getting closer. We live very close, but I don't contact her much. Because I think it makes me happier to talk about words with literary friends after work. And she can't stand her temper, she will call every three to five times to meet: go out together; Talking about children's education ...

It turns out that the farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but the strangeness at hand. Time flies, and it's autumn. In the harvest season, unexpected things still happened. Out of concern for her, I made an appointment with her to inquire about the recruitment situation in a company. Who knows that she knew the company manager and left her phone number to sign up. I didn't sign up. Strangely, among many applicants, she lost the election, but I was the only one who was selected by mistake.

the moment I received the call from the manager, the first sentence was: "didn't you say that she would come to work? I have other jobs. This is not appropriate, is it? " The manager said, "We got your phone number, and we know that you have relevant experience and some computer knowledge ... After several leaders' discussions, I think this job is the most suitable for you!" "

I am speechless. Although I thank the leaders for their appreciation, I am more sorry: Are you too selfish? Am I not a friend enough? But I can swear to God that I really didn't mean to steal her job. Besides, I don't value money, but I think friendship is more important than money. Besides, this job is not as high as my previous salary. I thought it over and decided to talk to her.

the next day, I got up early on purpose and looked for it on her way to exercise regularly. A familiar figure is jogging not far ahead. I ran faster and shouted her name, but the person in front didn't stop. I ran after her, and it was her. Talking to her, I obviously felt that there was no enthusiasm in her words. At that time, I felt like I had a cup of tea overnight on a cool morning. I quickly explained the work, but she had no words. We walked slowly together, looking a little embarrassed ... The sun rose slowly, and the atmosphere of our conversation gradually eased. At the fork in the road where we went home, I sincerely said, "Come and sit in the morning!" " Who knows, she replied euphemistically: "I have to go shopping in the morning." I said nothing more and went home silently. In the days to come, I really hope that the smart one can understand my real thoughts. I took the initiative to call her, always prompting to turn it off, and there was no reply when I sent a message.

for a long time, my heart was empty, and I didn't know where I was wrong. One day, when I came out from home to see my daughter off for a bus ride, I saw her walking home not far away. To my surprise, after seeing her daughter, she quickly turned around and walked backwards without talking. I feel bad in my heart. In the past, she would have shouted her daughter's name and asked questions enthusiastically. Do misunderstandings between adults still need to be reported to children? I can't figure it out and I'm too lazy to think about it again. When you see a person clearly, you look down!

winter goes and spring returns. She and I were close at hand and never met again, and there was no news. However, I will occasionally think of her in my heart, because we have walked together on the road of life. One afternoon, I received a phone call from the community: unified invoice exchange. On my way to the community, I met her coming back. I took the initiative to say hello as before, but she gave me a deadpan look, her eyes stayed on the invoice in her hand, and then turned away ...

I was slightly stunned, which was very popular! It's really confusing. At this moment, yesterday's friendship is gone in my heart.

Summer is coming, and it's tempting to taste the tea leaves in my colleagues' cups, the boiling water that gradually changes color, and the delicate fragrance. However, as the color of the tea in the cup changes from thick to light, it slowly cools, precipitates the bottom of the cup, and is finally dumped into the trash can for disposal. I'm deeply sorry to be on the side, but it's cool when people leave tea! Green tea smells good, but it doesn't suit me. With emotion, I wrote a poem "Wordless Full Stop": the phone was not short-circuited/my heart was cut off/the date was not wrong/my heart was separated/my number was kept/I had already faded out of sight/I passed by like a stranger/I took off my beautiful veil/I put an end to the previous days.

Postscript: After the "bombing" of sugar-coated cannonballs, the sadness of people leaving tea cool, I gradually recovered my inner pain under the nourishment of pure spring water. At this time, I also cherish the friendship as plain as water. Never regret what you throw away, but take care of what you have-long live friendship!