A joke suitable for telling your girlfriend.

A joke suitable for telling your girlfriend.

1, married for many years, slept until midnight.

Husband suddenly turned around, hugged his wife tightly and said, wife, this life is too short.

My wife woke up and listened to her husband's words, and she was moved to tears.

My husband went on to say, I can't even cover my fucking feet.

My brother was dumped by his estranged girlfriend and said he was a good man.

Seeing that he is unhappy, invite him to eat rice noodles across the bridge to enlighten him: that woman probably takes you as a spare tire. Don't be sad, because this kind of woman is not worth it. ?

Brother is indignant? Damn, I'm not sad. I didn't just give her a spare tire! ?

Poof. . . My rice noodles are coming out of my nostrils ~

Today, I have nothing to do, and I watched the endgame of a chess game. The second-rate girlfriend leaned in and watched it for ten seconds. The black one will definitely win! ?

I wondered, I didn't see her playing chess at ordinary times, so I asked her what she thought, and she smiled. There are five black ones and only four red ones.

4. After work at night, it was raining in Mao Mao, and I didn't bring my umbrella. I walked alone in the dark street, and a tall figure followed me at arm's length. . .

Feeling particularly nervous, I subconsciously pulled my collar and said to myself: I hope this robber will not dislike me again. . .

5、? Honey, can you play with me for a while?

? No, I'm sleepy, daughter-in-law

? No, no. Sleepy, play with me?

? Then why don't you give me back the money you took from my pocket today and I'll play with you?

? Good night, honey?

6. My sister bought her several boxes of chocolates, so I leaned over and said to her, Sister, take me to eat one! ?

She said:? You will die if you eat it. ?

I was puzzled and asked her.

She:? Dogs can't eat chocolate. ?

Me. . .

7. Last night, I found that my family's wifi was connected by several people, so I changed my account? Who will fall in love with me?

And change the password to? No one? I hope you can't help it.

The next morning, I found the whole building connected.

Ni Mei, am I that miserable?

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