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Dai Xiyan, Class 6 (2), Zhongshan Primary School, Jiangshan City, Xiao Xue 123
"ouch!" Everyone began to worry about the sky again, and at first glance, they knew that there was another exam! Why? It's smashed! Xiao Xue 123
Some students stare at the lifeblood-scores, fantasizing about how to get a K when they get home, whether it's spitting or mixed doubles. Some students rolled their eyes "golden beans" all over the floor and almost drowned, which is called "boldness". Some students have become Pleasant Goats, and the corners of their mouths are covered with standard smiles. What about me? Not much better than those "poor" people. I can't laugh and cry. I feel so desperate and worried to death! Pistachio nuts-Wang looked at me and told me a cold joke: 123.
"Who is Amy's mother?" Xiao Xue 123
"I can't guess." I am not in the mood. Xiao Xue 123
"It's a flower because of peanuts." Xiao Xue 123
"Oh." This is an answer I gave her. Xiao Xue 123
"Who is that rice's father?" Another voice asked me, and I turned to look. It turned out to be a clown-Mao. Before I could answer, he said to himself: Xiao Xue 123.
"Oh, it's a butterfly, because it's a recent flower." Funny, but I still can't laugh. Then he sang another poem: Xiao Xue 123.
"Li Bai didn't pay by boat, and Wang Lun pushed him into the river. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead? " Xiao Xue 123
"Ha, ha, ha," Wang and I almost laughed out of breath, while he himself kept a straight face and relished the charm of the poem just now. Mao Lingfeng on the side also giggled, and bursts of laughter came and went from our four-person group ... The other four-person group envied that we had such a hearty laugh, and everyone envied that our group had a clown, which filled our tense study life with laughter. Xiao Xue 123
Mao also lent me a brain teaser book, telling me that the greatest pleasure in life is to laugh, and reading brain teasers every day will not make you an "old child". This is the beauty of humor! early spring
Spring girl has light steps and bright colors. The breath of youth comes to the world, and everything recovers! Miss Chun touched the earth, and it gradually turned green. The grass crept out of the soil secretly, stretched, breathed fresh air, looked around and looked for its brothers and sisters. With her unique personality, Miss Liu took the lead in putting on a green gauze skirt and showed her unique beauty to nature.
Miss Chun knocked at the door, and the hibernating animals woke up to find food and play, creating a bright future for his family!
Spring girl came to the shore, and the snow on the lake changed face, rippling and sparkling, revealing the most beautiful smiling face and deep dimples to welcome the beautiful spring!
Miss Chun came to the field. In the field, the red tractor shuttled through the fertile land and boiled. The farmer's uncle is trying to sow the hope of a bumper harvest in autumn in the wheat field. Sprinkler with sprinkler irrigation. Beating the sleeping wheat, the wheat got up, and the ground was covered with a green carpet. It was very happy. In the orchard, peach trees. Apricot and pear trees, you won't let me, I won't let you, scrambling to blossom. Children wear colorful spring clothes, come out to play, roll a few times, kick a few balls, run a few laps and chase each other, showing innocent and lively childlike innocence. ...
The wind came, blowing slightly, and the leaves rustled, as if a choir were singing "Happy New Year". What a beautiful expression!
It's raining, nourishing the earth, and the high-rise buildings are completely new. The sleeping wheat in the field stood up under the moisture of dew. Rain has moistened our young hearts, washed away filth and enriched auspicious feelings. Show yourself better in the new year!
Spring is a newborn doll, new from head to toe, and still growing!
Spring is like a little girl, dressed up and walking with a smile.
Spring is like a strong young man, with iron arms and waist, leading us forward and creating brilliant prospects! A year's plan lies in spring, and a day's plan lies in morning. Come on, relax, let's go! Prepare for our new year and lay a good foundation. Let's create fruitful results with a good attitude and firm perseverance. In the new year, I will study hard and work hard.
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