Jokes about the station

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One day, an English teacher held out four hands and asked everyone how to say 4 in English. A classmate observed carefully. When he saw that the teacher's hand was bent, he quickly said, "At this moment, the four bends are wonderful!" " His behavior shocked everyone!

I didn't fall asleep

When a group of women got on the bus, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed that a man seemed to be asleep and worried that he would miss his stop, so he nudged him and said, "wake up, sir!" "

"I didn't fall asleep," the man replied.

"Didn't fall asleep? But your eyes are closed. "

"I know. I just hate to see ladies standing next to me in crowded cars. "

I didn't fall asleep

When a group of women got on the bus, all the seats on the bus were taken. The conductor noticed that a person seemed to be asleep. He was worried that the man would miss his stop, so he nudged him and said, "wake up, sir!" " "

"I didn't fall asleep." The man replied.

"Didn't fall asleep? But your eyes are closed? "

"I know, I just don't want to see a lady standing next to me in a crowded car."

Poor husband

"You can't imagine how difficult it is to get along with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asked me a question and then answered it herself. Then she explained to me why my answer was wrong for half an hour.

Poor husband

"You have no idea how difficult it is to deal with my wife," a man complained to his friend. "She asked me a question, then answered it herself, and then spent half an hour explaining to me why my answer was wrong." Where's father?

Two brothers are looking at some beautiful pictures.

"Look," said my brother. "How beautiful these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger brother, "but in all these paintings, there are only mothers and children. Where is the father? "

My brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously, he is drawing."

Where's father?

Two brothers are looking at some beautiful oil paintings.

"Look," said my brother, "how beautiful these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger brother, "but in all these paintings, there are only mothers and children. Where did dad go? "

My brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously, he is drawing these pictures."

Does the dog know this proverb, too?

The little boy doesn't like the appearance of barking dogs.

"Never mind," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: barking dogs don't bite? "

"Ah, yes," the little boy replied. "I know this proverb, but does the dog also know this proverb?"

Does the dog know this proverb, too?

A little boy dislikes the way dogs bark very much.

"Never mind," said a gentleman. "Don't be afraid. Do you know the proverb: "Barking dogs don't bite." "

"Oh, I know, but does the dog know?"

Can we have our teacher back?

Once, a school inspector visited a school with only three classrooms. A room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy standing and talking. He took the boy to another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a little boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we get our teacher back?"

Can we send the teacher back?

Once, an inspector visited a school with only three classrooms. One classroom was very noisy, so the inspector caught a man standing and talking, took him to another classroom and made him stand in the corner. Five minutes later, a little boy came in from the first classroom and asked, "When can you let our teacher go back?"

Who is more polite?

A fat man and a thin man are arguing about who is more polite. The thin man said he was more polite because he always took off his hat to ladies. But the fat man knows that he is more polite, because whenever he gets up and gives up his seat, two ladies can sit down.

Who is more polite?

A fat man and a thin man are arguing about who is more polite. The thin man said he was more polite because he often motioned the ladies to take off their hats. But the fat man thinks he is more elegant, because whenever he gives his seat to others in the car, there are always two ladies who can sit down.

Three expensive prices

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I have to charge you $25 for pulling your son's tooth.

Mother: twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for tooth extraction.

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loudly that all the other four patients were scared out of the office.

exorbitant price

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I have to charge $25 for pulling your son's tooth.

Mother: twenty-five dollars! But I know it only costs five dollars to pull out a tooth?

Dentist: Yes. But your son shouted so loudly that he scared away four patients.