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Ask for the full text of the joke (no matter what you say about men and women dating women)

A couple met for dinner. The man asked the woman what to eat, and the woman said "whatever"! The man said, "Then let's eat steak!" The woman said, "No, that's too fishy." The man said, "Let's eat cooked food!" The woman said, "No, eating is too monotonous!" " The man said, "Let's eat fried rice with meat!" The woman added, "No, it's too tasteless to eat!" The man said, "Let's eat Japanese food!" The woman said, "No, it's too expensive to eat!" " The man said, "Let's eat McDonald's!" The woman said, "No, no nutrition!" ... and then the man couldn't stand it ... and asked loudly, "I don't know what you want to eat?" I saw that woman was a little embarrassed ... and a little shy and said, "Whatever! ''

Man: So what are we doing now? W: Anything will do. M: How about watching a movie? I haven't seen a movie for a long time. W: What's so good about movies? Stall for time M: How about bowling and sports? W: What's your luck on a hot day? Aren't you tired? Man: Then find a coffee shop and drink some water. Woman: Drinking coffee affects sleep. Man: What did you say? W: Anything will do.

Man: Then let's go home. Woman: Look at you. Man: By bus! I will see you off. W: The bus is dirty and crowded, so forget it. M: Then take a taxi. W: It's not cost-effective to walk such a short distance. Man: Let's go. Let's go for a walk. W: Why take a walk on an empty stomach? Man: So what do you want? Woman: Look at you. Man: Let's eat first. Woman: Whatever. Man: What to eat? W: Anything will do.