English short stories or jokes are badly needed! ! !

Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find that she had chosen him. "Why did you choose me?" He asked.

"Because I can't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger," she said.

Our granddaughter is in the second grade, and the teacher asked her classmates to write about their heroes. Her father was flattered to find that she had chosen him. "Why did you choose me?" He asked.

"Because I can't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger," she said.

The second one: a math problem, an arithmetic problem.

Bill is a good student and a clever boy. He likes studying arithmetic, and he can easily do all the arithmetic problems in the book.

One day, on his way to school, Bill passed by a fruit shop. There is a sign on the window that says, "apples-six for five cents." Bill had an idea. He went into the shop.

"How much is the apple?" He asked the shop.

"Six for five cents."

"But I don't want six apples."

How many apples do you want?

"It's not a question of how many apples I want. It is an arithmetic problem. "

"What do you mean by arithmetic problems?" The man asked.

"Well, if six apples are worth five cents, then five apples are worth four points, four apples are worth three points, three apples are worth two cents, two apples are worth one point, and one apple is worthless. I just want an apple. If an apple is worthless, then I don't need to give you money. "

Bill picked a good apple, began to eat it, and then walked out of the shop happily. The man looked at the little boy in surprise and couldn't say a word.

Bill is a good student and a clever boy. He likes to learn math, and he can solve the math problems in the textbook easily.

One day, on his way to school, Bill passed by a fruit shop. There is a sign on the window of the shop, which reads: "apples-six for five cents." Bill had a brainwave and walked into the shop.

"How much is the apple?"

"Six for five cents."

"But I don't want six."

"How many do you want?"

"It's not a question of how much I want. This is a mathematical problem. "

"Mathematical problems? What does this mean? "

"You see, if six apples are five points, then five apples are four points, four apples are three points, three apples are two points, two apples are one point, and one apple is free. I just want an apple. If an apple costs nothing, then I don't need to give you money. "

Bill picked a good apple, began to eat it, and then walked out of the shop happily. The salesman looked at the boy in surprise and couldn't say a word.

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References:

Xue Jing. English channel for middle school students