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Someone asked the boss for a day off, and the boss said confidentially, "You want a day off, what do you want from the company? You can work 365 days a year. 52 weeks a year, you have two days off every week, *** 104 days, leaving 26 1 day for work. You are absent from work every day 16 hours. If you subtract 174 days, there are still 87 days left. You surf the Internet for at least 30 minutes every day, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 64 days. The time you spend on lunch every day is 1 hour, 46 days, 18 days. Usually you take two sick days a year, so your working hours are only 16 days. The company doesn't go to work for five holidays every year, and you only work 1 1 day. Every year, the company generously gives you 10 days off, so you just work 1 day, or it's your birthday. Do you still want to take this day off?
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