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A Test of Cold Jokes in A Good Moon at Home

1. Once upon a time, there was a cockroach named Xiao Qiang. It was fine, but one day, its leg suddenly broke and left a scar. Why?

C, he lost money in buying stocks. Mother used this joke to teach her son Aka to stop playing the stock market. )

2. Chickens, ducks and geese go out to play ball together and come back to open the refrigerator. There are three bottles of soda in it. I plan to give everyone a drink, but the chicken won't drink it. Why?

C, because it is graceful. (In Cantonese, the sound of "graceful and colorful" is the same as "goose heaps many branches", which means: the goose takes one more branch)

3. I have a friend who has a heart problem and wants to go to Tongbozai (to be a cardiac catheter). He received 30,000 yuan at a time and100,000 yuan twice. Why?

B, because of a wave. (If the amount of money collected by Tong twice is100000 yuan, then the medical expenses of Tong once are only 30% of those of Tong twice. )

4. What can skate?

Flowers. ("figure skating" is the homonym of "style" and "knowledge" in Cantonese, and "knowledge" means knowing and knowing in Cantonese)

5. What is worse than eating shit?

B. eat two pieces of shit.

6. What flag does the fat boy like best?

C, fighting chess ("fighting beast" sounds the same as "fighting thin")

7. Who will pay the bill when the cows, sheep and chickens go out to eat?

Chicken gei (in Cantonese, "gei" is called "bi", among these three animals, only chicken's legs are called "Xian" and "Ji Xian" in Cantonese, and the sound of "Xian" is the same as that of "Bi").