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Stick out your tongue and make sentences (about 30)

1. It's summer. On a hot day, we can often see dogs sticking out their tongues without sweating. The reason is simple, that's because the dog's sweat holes grow on the tongue.

2. Osmanthus fragrans slowly spat out her tongue, stretched her waist, and soon scrambled to open it.

Even if a brother bothers you again, he just sticks out his tongue and apologizes to you, instead of crying for forgiveness.

4. As soon as Little Flower Chicken sticks out its tongue, it goes to Little Grey Pigeon: "Brother Grey, I'm sorry!

5. After the experimenter sticks out his tongue for the first time or signals zaojv with his lips, are there any other facial expressions that suggest to the child?

6. Keep a distance of about 8 inches when holding the baby.

make faces

Like sticking out your tongue.

7. McCain stuck out his tongue and made faces in the TV debate.

Millions of TV viewers saw his funny scene.

It suddenly occurred to her that this was a hospital.

Embarrassed spit tongue.

Put the chicken leg next to your nose and smell it hard.

9. Princess Wenwen is nearby.

Vomitted to stick out tongue at line niang and Su Jun.

Cover your sleeves and laugh.

10. Fu Nian wipes his head

Stick out your tongue at the examiner not far away! ! Smiling.

1 1. McCain stuck out his tongue and made faces in the TV debate.

12. Tian Ling looked at Mi You, foaming at the mouth with pain.

and

Stick out your tongue at him in bed.

"You.

13. Pain is something that should be hidden in the bottom of my heart. Sadness is born to be restrained, and injuries and deception must be forgiven. Careless people are not heartless people. The quietest and loneliest growth can also make people confident, strong and kind, big deal. Li's new knowledge. Spit out your tongue.

14. You believe in a building made of crystal, which will never be destroyed. That is to say, you believe in a building that can neither stick out your tongue at it secretly, nor hide your fist in your pocket and make contemptuous gestures at it. Well, maybe that's why I'm afraid of this building, because it's made of crystal and will never be destroyed. I can't even stick my tongue out at it secretly.

15. Summer is coming and the weather is very hot. The frog sleeps on the lotus leaf in the pond, and cicadas play the trumpet in the tree. Some children eat ice cream, and some shake beautiful flower fans. Xiao Zhen is so hot that she sticks out her tongue.

16. I want to find a man: as long as others mention him in front of me, I will stick out my tongue wittily and I will be his bad boy.

17. One day, I went to buy snacks and paid 4 yuan. When I paid, I gave it to the cashier 10 yuan. She found me 7 yuan and gave me 1 yuan. I don't think a good boy should be greedy for petty gain, so I said to the female cashier, "Have you got the wrong change?" The cashier froze, looked at my things, looked at the money in my hand, spat out her tongue and put 1 yuan into my hand!

18. Burning a knife or playing hard is very stamina. Sister, every time we drink, we both stick out our tongues.

19. Yufeng pretended to nu way

Zhao Deng naturally knew that Ryan wouldn't really take offense.

Vomitted to stick out tongue slightly.

No more talking

Just look at the next officer and people in Gaomi County.

Look around, complacent.

20. Long Jiaran walked to the stairs.

Embrace the arm of the dragon returning to the sea.

Made a face at An Xiu.

Spit out your tongue. "Someone is homesick."

2 1. He Ming one leng.

Do I look gay? However, Zhou Qingyun quickly made a tongue-tied expression: I was too nervous when I dialed the wrong number.

22. Liu Xiaoqian is preparing to withdraw.

Suddenly, because of the light,

Hesitated for a moment.

Then he saw Chuna looking into his eyes.

Her heart is full of joy.

Vomitted to stick out tongue toward ChuNa with a smile.