Humorous jokes about chickens

1. A young man driving a sports car on a country road suddenly found a three-legged chicken, so he curiously accelerated the chase to a farm. To his surprise, all the chickens on this farm have three legs.

So he asked the farmer, Why are all your chickens three-legged?

The price of chicken legs is very good recently. These three-legged chickens are all new varieties I improved! The farmer said proudly.

The young man asked curiously, what's the taste of that chicken leg?

The farmer looked at the chickens thoughtfully.

Honestly, I don't know. They run so fast that even I can't catch up with them.

mistake

A couple's 20th wedding anniversary, the wife proposed to kill the chicken to celebrate.

The husband said coldly, "Why should you blame a chicken for the mistake 20 years ago?" .

mischief

On Easter day, a prankster ran to the chicken shed with malicious intent and traded an egg for an egg.

The next day, the rooster found the egg and ran out to kill a peacock.

4. The chicken butt is here.

People used to think that chicken butt could cure diseases and compete for food. Several people on the wine table are looking for the chicken's ass in a pot of stewed chicken. Why is there no chicken ass? The other pointed to his mouth and said, "This is a chicken's ass."

5. Foreign chickens

The cock pointed to an ostrich egg and said to the hen, "I'm not complaining about you, I'm just reminding you, dear."

The hen asked, "What's the matter?"

Rooster: "Look at foreign chickens and see how they work?"

6. Little * *

After a newlywed couple spent the night, the contented husband was a little worried about his wife's purity, so he pointed to his penis and asked, "Baby! What do you call it? " The wife said, "Little * *!" Mr. Wang was satisfied with his wife's purity, and then said, "We are all adults. Let's call it penis in the future!" " "The wife said contemptuously," I've seen too many penises! "Yours is a little * *!"

7. Not a hen

Mom: "Get up quickly, the rooster has crowed several times."

Son: "It's none of my business. I am not a hen. "

8. Discuss with hens

The car driver accidentally ran over a rooster in Xiaoming's house. After getting off the bus, the driver asked Xiao Ming, "Are your parents at home? I ran over your cock and I'm here to pay for it. "

"It's none of my parents' business that you run over a rooster. You can discuss it with the hen behind the house. "

9. Chicken thief

The thief stole a chicken and was plucking its hair by the river when a policeman came and the thief threw the chicken into the river in a hurry.

The policeman asked, "What are you doing? What's in the river? "

The thief said, "That's a chicken. It is crossing the river. I am looking after its clothes. "

10. Unable to cooperate.

A pig and a chicken are talking about charity on the farm.

The pig said, "I really want to have a way to help those poor people who have no food."

The chicken said, "Let's make a ham egg for them."

The pig shook his head and said, "That's easy for you to say. You only contributed a by-product, and I will lose a leg. "

1 1. Nickname

Three small animals are chatting in the forest.

Piglet said, "Nicknames are popular now, and you can call me Piglet in the future."

Rabbit: ok, I'll call it rabbit.

The chicken blushed and said, "Sorry, I have something to do. I have to go first. "