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Scissors and hammers are jokes.
One day, the three of them came to the forest together. Cloth is swaggering and very arrogant. It was not until his uncle asked him to do something meaningful that Bu replied, "I won't go. Isn't it difficult for me to do things? " Like you, I've been sawing wood all day, which is not good for me. Why bother? Uncle was very angry after hearing this, so he opened his mouth and bit the cloth with sharp teeth. Scissors and stones laughed gloatingly. Cloth was very angry, so he hurried to a wire factory. Scissors and stones quickly followed the cloth, watching the joke that the cloth wore out clothes. Unexpectedly, I saw walking and accidentally cut the wires in the factory. When the factory owner came out, he saw that the wire was broken and shouted, "Who broke the wire? "! Who is it? "Scissors whispered," It's me. Sorry, I didn't mean to. " Although the scissors apologized, the boss still thought that the scissors were intentional and said, "You know we are in a hurry, but now you are cutting the wires? What should I tell the customer? " "The boss scold scissors out of the water. Cloth listened to the boss's scolding. He lay on the ground laughing and the stone rolled happily. Unexpectedly, he accidentally rolled into a well. Cloth saw it and the smile on his face disappeared. He asked him to see it at once. When I heard that, I was worried about what would happen to the stone. So, I quickly went to ask Brother Sheng for help. Brother rope came, and immediately told scissors and cloth to hold their feet and jump into the well. Scissors said loudly, "Stone, give your hand to Brother Rope quickly, and I and Cloth will help you get up.". You must hold on to Brother Rope! "The stone gripped the rope tightly, and the cloth and scissors did their best." One, two, three. "Stone finally saved, don't mention how happy. Some quarrels and unhappy things in the past have been forgotten. A friend in need is a true friend! They came to a community hand in hand, trying to do something meaningful for people. The three of them sat on the stone bench in the community, thinking about what they could do for people. Suddenly, scissors had a good idea. He said, "why don't we help people decorate their houses?" "! Stones can help people lay floor tiles. For me, I can help people see things that are too long in the right length position. As for the cloth, you can clean the dirty place. What do you think of my suggestion? ""Great, let's start the construction! " Stone and cloth said in unison. So the three of them came to a house being renovated and began to work happily. As time went by, all three of them were sweating! The decorator asked, "Are you tired? Don't work when you are tired, lest you wear yourself out. Let me do the rough work. " Scissors smiled and said, "No, this is what we should do. Only by contributing to people can we live meaningfully! " "
In the evening, everyone who goes to work gets off work. See, stone also sat on the ground to have a rest. Si Tong saw that he was so tired, so he massaged his back. Scissors saw that cloth's clothes were torn, so they cut them for him. Where is the cloth? Just wipe the sweat for the stone. What a sweet picture! Rock, paper and scissors also sang Auld Lang Syne, which infected everyone in the world. From then on, the three of them were inseparable every day. In the game, stones give way to scissors, scissors give way to cloth, and cloth gives way to stones. What a profound friendship!
Friendship needs something called friendship to water it. And this kind of friendship is not just a verbal friendship, but a helping hand extended by a friend in a critical moment. Only those who truly understand friendship can understand what life is. Let's cherish the friendship around us and experience the beautiful word "friendship" with our heart! You will feel it slowly flowing in the deepest part of your heart!
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