Li Bai jokes

Volume 1, Chapter 1 A Thousand Words

Mother: "The letter Xiao Wang wrote to you is on a thick stack of paper.

What to say?"

Daughter: "Say he loves me"

What to look at

Female: "What to look at?"

Male: "Your eyes."

Female: "It seems like more than once."

Male: "Do you know why?"

Female : (smiling coquettishly)...

Male: "Because you have me in your eyes!"

In the eye of the beholder

A girl has a gentle temperament and emotional Rich. The boyfriend she met

is loyal, honest, and strict in doing things.

One day, he said to the girl matter-of-factly: "Our relationship is already very good, but I still hope you can open your eyes again and see what else I have.

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What a shortcoming, don’t regret it.”

The girl replied: “Oh, I can’t see clearly now”

It’s very special.

Female: "What do you think is cute about me?"

Male: "You are very special."

Female: "Why is it special?"

Male : "There are so many men in the world, but you only love me!"

God loves you

On a moonlit night, in the park.

Girl: "There is no woman more unfortunate than me, and no one loves me."

Young man: "But there is someone who loves you very much."

Girl: "Ah, who is it?" At the same time, she held the young man's hand tightly.

The young man: "God!"

Sluggish response

On a bench in the park, a pair of lovers were cuddling.

The man asked: "Can I kiss you?"

The woman did not answer.

The man asked again: "Can you let me kiss you?"

The woman still didn't answer.

The man got angry: "Hey, are you deaf?"

The woman shouted: "Are you dead?"

Goodbye

Male: "Dear, you must write to me as soon as possible, the sooner the better,

Otherwise I will die of panic."

Female: "Don't worry, dear Yes, in order to comfort you, I wrote the letter yesterday

"

I want to be in one place

"Dear Abe, I am in the fourth year of this year. Fourteen years old. I was thinking that it would be great if I could

meet a man who was similar to me and didn’t have any bad habits.

"Dear Afen, I think so too."

The airport is more beautiful

At the party, a beautiful girl had a model airplane hanging on her chest

Type necklace.

An air force officer greatly appreciated this and watched intently.

The girl felt a little embarrassed, so she asked him: "Do you think so?

How beautiful is my little plane?”

“The little plane is really beautiful, but the airport is even more beautiful!”

Eager

A young girl blushing from shyness handed a telegram to the telegraph office clerk. The telegram was addressed to a soldier. The telegram only contained the word "OK". Character.

"You can send ten words for the same money." the kind-hearted telegraph operator

suggested.

“I know.

"She replied, and immediately asked: "If I say the word "行" ten times, don't you think I am too eager? "

Words about first love

A young man who was in love for the first time hugged the girl tightly and said: "I am so happy to know you. You are my love in the dark. Light bulb..."

The girl pushed the young man and said, "Go, stay away from me. "

"What? "The young man was confused.

The girl said: "Be careful of electric shock. ”

No lights needed

Young men and women in a certain country have found an ideal place to fall in love.

They don’t have to worry about police interference or spend extra money. . This place is a church.

But this caused a lot of trouble for the pastor in the church.

So a pastor posted a notice at the door of the church. , it reads:

“The lights in this church will be turned off at ten o’clock in the evening. "

However, there were still many people falling in love in the church the next night.

The pastor didn't know the reason, but he saw an extra line of small words on the notice:

"Thanks, we don't need lights. ”

Write love letters

Xiao Zhao and Xiao Wang were introduced to each other by Lao Sun. After meeting, their impressions were not bad. A few days later, Xiao Zhao thought I wrote a love letter to Xiao Wang, but I didn’t know how to talk about it, so I went to Lao Sun for advice. Lao Sun said, “What’s the problem? I’ll make a draft for you. Bar! ”

Xiao Zhao carefully copied out a

copy of the love letter drafted by Lao Sun and sent it to Xiao Wang.

Xiao Wang received Xiao Zhao's letter was happily shown to Lao Sun: "Xiao Zhao has written. I want to reply to him. I don't know what to say?"

Lao Sun said: "What's the problem? I'll make a draft for you too!" ”

Why take risks?

A man took his girlfriend for a ride. In order to show his bravery

and driving skills, he increased the speed to 1 hour. Sixty kilometers. Without caution, the car hit a big tree at the corner, and the body of the car was torn apart. Fortunately, two people in the car were injured. No one was injured. The man quickly hugged his girlfriend and comforted her not to be afraid. The girlfriend fell into his arms very affectionately and said in a sincere and regretful tone. : "Why do you need to take this risk?

In fact, as long as you pretend that you run out of gas and the car can't drive, I will let you kiss me. "

Member of the Animal Protection Association

Female: "You are as cunning as a fox! ”

Male: “Then why are you still with me?” ”

Female: “I am a member of the Animal Protection Association. "

Astronomy class

In the park, a young man met a girl. The young man

the girl said: "You are my sun and my moon. , you are the shining star in the Milky Way..."

Girl: "Are you courting me, or are you teaching me astronomy?

Class? "

Beauty is like a goose

A young man wrote to his girlfriend, saying: "Dear lady,

Please ask me before Christmas. I received the goose that was sent to me, thank you very much! This

This goose is very cute. When I see it, I feel like I see you..."

Professional Love Letter

Anne's fiancé wrote a letter.

The letter read: "Dear, I miss you very much! Your thick golden curly hair, big light blue eyes, and high cheekbones. , the scar on your right hand, your height of 1.65 meters, everything about you always appears in front of my eyes..."

Anne's girlfriend saw After reading this letter, he said: "This is really a rare love letter! What does your fiancé do?"

"He works in the police station and writes missing persons notices. ."

Please...

A couple was together, and only the woman's voice was heard:

"Ah! Please don't kiss me..."

"Ah! Please don't kiss..."

"Ah! Please don't..."

"Ah! Please don't..."

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"Ah! Please..."

"Ah! Please..."

Honeymoon

A couple walks in front of flowers and under the moon .

Male: "What can be more beautiful than the bright moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

Female: "The only thing is 'honeymoon'."

Insect Matchmaker

A couple made love to each other in front of flowers and under the moon, and couldn't bear to leave. After a while, the two of them started itching due to mosquito bites.

The woman said: "My dear, it's time to go. Stop feeding mosquitoes here

."

"It doesn't matter, dear, you should be grateful." Mosquito, it mixed our blood

"

Souvenir

A soldier visited his relatives and returned to his sweetheart.

"I can't help it, my dear, I have to return to the team soon. This is a souvenir I gave to you

to express my true feelings for you. I hope you can

It reminds me of me when I see it."

"Oh! My dear," the girl was breathless with excitement, "Look how thoughtful you are.

, This little monkey is so cute!”

Private conversation

In the cinema, a couple sat behind a middle-aged audience, that

The two people kept talking, so the middle-aged audience could hardly hear the voices on the screen

.

"Hey, I can't even hear you!" The middle-aged audience couldn't bear it anymore, and finally

turned around and said angrily.

"This is a private conversation, what are you listening to!"

Never swear again

A pair of lovers are talking.

Girl: "Why do you swear so often?"

Young man: "Believe me, if I swear again, I will never see you again

You."

Kissing "Chastity"

Male: "Why do you always close your eyes every time I kiss you?

"

Female: "It means I didn't see it."

Decorating the facade

A: "Hurry up and lend me some of your books. I need thicker ones." , hardcover."

B: "Why?"

A: "My girlfriend came to the door for the first time today."

The reason why I like it.

The mother is talking to her son about his girlfriend. The mother asked: "Why does she like you?"

"That's very simple," the son said modestly, "She thinks I'm handsome and capable." Capable, smart, and funny..."

"Then why do you like her?"

"I just like that she thinks I'm handsome, capable, smart, and funny."

Restore

A: "After being introduced by someone, I went on blind dates ten times in a row, and finally met someone

who I was destined to meet."

B: "Destined? How to say?"

A: "He was the person I went on a blind date with for the first time.

"

Date

Young man: "It's too bad. I told you the night before yesterday that we'll have a date tomorrow night

'Why did you come tonight? ”

Girl: “My dear, I was right, because you didn’t finish

this sentence until after midnight. ”

Go home and get your pajamas

One day, a young man went to his girlfriend’s house to play. When he was leaving, it started pouring

It rained heavily. His girlfriend persuaded him to stay. After spending the night, she went to prepare the quilt. When she was ready and walked out, her boyfriend was gone. After more than an hour, she was soaked like a drowned rat. The young man came back, and his girlfriend asked in surprise: "Where have you been?

The young man replied breathlessly: "I...I went home to get my pajamas." ”

A date like this

A shy young man told his mother that he was going on a date with a girl

.

Half After hours, he came back.

My mother asked: "How was the conversation?" ”

“Very smooth. ”

“Have you seen her?

"Of course I did," he chuckled, "but if

I didn't hide behind the tree, she would have seen me too." "

It's better to go home

"Before you get in the car, I want you to understand that I am not a lustful woman. So

so don't try to hold my hand or try to kiss me when you get in the car.

Are my words clear enough? "A young woman warned her boyfriend.

"Yes. "

"Now that I have made it clear, please drive. Where are we going

? ”

“Go home. ”

Tips for writing love letters

A man in his forties pursued a girl in her twenties

After pursuing her for a long time, he wrote a Write a letter to her. At the end, he said: "My dear, make up your mind quickly. If you drag it on like this, I will delay your youth.

"

Initial impression

The introducer took a puff of cigarette and then asked: "Girl, what is your initial impression of that

man? ”

Girl: “He talks like you smoke. "

Introducer: "Natural and chic? ”

Girl: “No, hesitating.” "

Hint

An old maid said to her new boyfriend: "Last night, I dreamed

that you proposed to me. "

"How did you express it? ”

“I accept your proposal.

Too much effort

A young and beautiful woman asked a firefighter: "You must have expended a lot of effort to save

me from danger, right?"

The firefighter said: "Isn't it?" I once fought off three firefighters,

They were all rushing to save you. "

Betting

A young man walked up to the back of a girl, covered her eyes with his hands

and said: "If you can't guess who I am , then you let me kiss you. Quick

Say three names! ”

“Louis XVI? ……wrong? Victor Hugo? ...Napoleon

Napoleon? Still not right? Then you win! "

Love

Female: "I love you. "

Male: "Didn't you say you didn't love me last time? ”

Female: “Ahem! You are so stupid. We girls say we don’t love her, but in fact we love her very much in our hearts. ”

Male: “Oh! Then you don't love me now.

"

Attach importance to first love

One day, Xiao Liu asked his girlfriend enthusiastically: "My dear, I am the first man to fall in love with you, right? "

"Of course," the girlfriend replied unhappily, "I really don't understand why you

men always ask this question? ”

Suddenly grown up

Anan’s fiancé came to her door to give gifts and go on a blind date. Her mother excused herself and said:

“My little girl is still young. Year! "

My grandmother was very unhappy after hearing this. She quickly lay down in her brother's cradle.

My mother saw her and said, "You have grown up and you are still lying in the cradle. In?

A-nan said: "Have I suddenly grown up?" ”

With ulterior motives

A man visited his girlfriend’s house at night. The girlfriend’s parents saw

the sign and made an excuse to go out together so that they could The two were in love.

The house became quiet, and the man whispered to his girlfriend: "Dear, do you

do you mind if I turn off the lights in the corridor outside? "

"No. " She replied in a low voice. So the man turned off the

light in the corridor"

"You don't mind if I turn off the lights in the house again, do you?"

"No," she said shyly. So, the man turned off the lights in the house again.

"Honey, I'll even turn off the lamp on the table, okay?" the man

asked quietly with joy.

"Okay." His girlfriend lowered her head.

When darkness enveloped the surroundings, the man said proudly: "Dear, look

Look at the luminous watch in my hand. Do you think it is worth 20,000 yuan? ”

A year later

In order to please his girlfriend, Xiao Li went to the Chinese Theater to buy two

tickets. After watching the first act, subtitles were printed on the stage: "Act 2 - One year later. When Xiao Li saw him, he picked up his girlfriend and wanted to leave. His girlfriend was puzzled. Xiao Li

Li said: "What are you still doing? We'll see you again in a year. "The girlfriend

didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and broke away from his hand: "Okay, you go first, we will see you again in a year! ”

Watch it for a while

A young man went to visit his girlfriend at his home. His girlfriend’s parents deliberately stayed away and allowed them to talk alone in the living room. Talking about love. When they were kissing, the young man found his girlfriend’s little sister standing at the door and looking curiously.

“Little sister. , you go to bed, I will give you a silver dollar. "The young man

said.

The little sister did not ask for money and ran away without saying a word. After a while,

she came back again, Said: "I have a silver dollar, let me look at it for a while. "

Please remember

Girl: "Don't call me again tonight. You called me four times last night!

"

Young man: "Okay. Remember: if the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me! "

My heart is given to you

Female: "Dear, I heard that you have been absent-minded when working recently, and your output has dropped sharply. Where is your heart? Gone? "

Male: "This is strange. Didn’t you ask me to give you my

heart the last time we dated? "

It doesn't matter

Male: "Oh, the makeup on your face almost rubbed onto my shirt.

Female: "It doesn't matter, I have plenty of powder in my compact." "

Date time

A: "Why do you always meet up with your girlfriend after nine o'clock in the evening?

Is it really like what the writers said? "Love needs darkness..."

B: "That's not true, just because all the shops on the street are closed after nine o'clock.

B.

”

I can’t marry you

Dr. Mao proposed to nurse Miss Zhu: “Dear Miss Zhu, please marry

me, so that we will be happy. of. ”

“This is absolutely impossible! "Miss Zhu refused, "I can marry others, but I can't marry a man named Mao.

Dr. Mao was shocked and asked her: "What does this mean?" "

"Your surname is Mao, and my surname is Zhu. If I marry you and have a child, won't it become

Mao Zhu (Mao Zhu) and Bamboo Shoot (生)? ”

That’s what I meant

When a prim old lady was watching a movie, a pair of lovers sitting in front of her were too affectionate. She couldn’t see it. Pleased, he patted the young man on the shoulder and said:

"This is a public place. Don't you have somewhere else to go?" "

The young man turned around and said to her, "Ah! Madam, I wish you could persuade her to come with me! ”

Refreshing

A certain man had a very straightforward personality.

One day, he was introduced to a lady’s house for a blind date. They talked for a while

Sir, he couldn't wait to ask: "Do you agree or not? If you agree, we'll get married; if we don't, we'll get divorced! "

Use the trick

A young man who was very reluctant to spend money came up with a plan because he didn't want to spend money when he went to his girlfriend's house for the first time.

As soon as he entered his girlfriend's house, the young man said with a grimace: "Today is so unlucky.

I bought a new watch. I wanted to give it to you, but unexpectedly, in the office** *The car was stolen by a pickpocket

. After hearing this, his girlfriend was very grateful to him, but said regretfully: "Be careful in the future!" The young man immediately replied: "Definitely,

Definitely!" Pickpockets are so hateful! Next time I come, I won’t bring anything with me and I’ll watch you steal it

What? ”

Cold-blooded animals

A couple had an argument over trivial matters. After the man got home, he immediately wrote

a letter. The woman was written on the top of the envelope. The address was written as "cold-blooded animals" in the address box.

A few days later, the letter was returned and the postman wrote on the envelope:

“It was found that there was no such animal in the original location. "

A mathematician is in love

The mathematician was walking in the park with his girlfriend. His girlfriend asked him: "I have freckles all over my face, do you really not like it? mind? ”

The mathematician replied gently: “Absolutely not!” I love to deal with little

numbers. ”

Bid-stealing

One family got engaged. Later, the girl’s family’s family circumstances changed and they became

rich. The boy’s family was afraid that the girl’s family would refuse the marriage. He chose a day to snatch the bride, but unexpectedly he carried his sister-in-law by mistake in the chaos. When the bride's family heard about it, they chased her out and shouted: "It's the wrong one!" Grabbed the wrong one! "At this time, my sister-in-law urged on my back: "Don't listen to him! Not bad, good, run! ”

Malon’s worries

Malon originally planned to hold the wedding seven hours after arriving in Beirut, the capital of Lebanon.

But he had to take a flight from Cairo to Beirut. His flight was delayed. He was restless and restless at Cairo Airport, so he sent a telegram like this to his fiancée:

" The plane to Beirut is delayed. Please don't get married before I arrive.

"

Ideal Lover

A girl was chatting with her girlfriend. She said: "It would be nice if the advantages of my two lovers were combined into one. Yes - Xiao Zhao is rich, handsome and witty; and Xiao Li wants to marry me as his wife. ”

The Philosophy of the Garden

A young man and a girl were sitting on the grass.

The young man drew a circle on the ground with his finger and said: "My love for you,

is like this circle, never ending."

" My love for you, like this circle, has no starting point!" The girl said coldly.

Excellent love letters

A pair of lovers were arty and used random words when communicating, which resulted in a big joke

.

The man wrote: "Dear, I think we didn't know each other not long ago,

But now we are familiar with each other..." The woman replied: "Dear, you

That’s so good. Not only did I turn a blind eye to you, but I also turned a blind eye to you

”

Smart maneuvering

In the corner of the park, a young man wanted to kiss his girlfriend.

Unexpectedly, the woman pushed him away and said, "No, I can't do this

before I get married!"

"Then, I I’ll leave you my phone number and please let me know after you get married.”

Requesting compensation

A young man received a breakup letter from his girlfriend. , the letter wrote: "Although

our relationship has ended, you must compensate me for the loss of my four years of youth

..."

The young man responded to a text message: "Dear, I can't

pay out this money because you don't have insurance." A man said to his new girlfriend: "If you insist on not telling your age, I will have to tell others that I have been friends with you forever."

Chemistry Fans

A young man and woman are in love. The man was studying chemistry at this time and was working very hard. In the park, other lovers were talking about love, but he was writing chemical formulas for his girlfriend on the grass. In order to attract his attention

his girlfriend wore a bright floral dress one day. As soon as they met, he looked at his girlfriend's clothes with admiration and shouted: "This dress is so beautiful."

Female My friend thought: "It took a lot of effort to get him to fall in love with me." However, unexpectedly he went on to say: "The pictures on it are full of desirable benzene circles."

Blowing a kiss

The warm and angry father scolded his daughter: "Clara, why did you blow a kiss to that strange young man in public?

You are so shameless!"

"What? He blew me a kiss first. If he didn't throw it

back, wouldn't you let me keep it?"

Frozen for Seven Days

A couple was so angry that they decided to "punish" each other by not talking to each other on the phone for a week

A week later, the woman spoke first: "Since you can bear not to call for seven days

I can bear not to answer the phone for seven days."

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Sun and Ocean

A couple of lovers are at the beach.

Male: "I remember a poet wrote this, 'The warm sun selflessly kisses the blue ocean.' My dear, I want to be the selfless sun, you

It’s the blue ocean.”

Female: “What about after the sun goes down?”

The two beggars are very happy. Well, we met in front of a restaurant this morning

. One of them said: "Hurry up and congratulate me! I am finally engaged for my daughter

!"

"Congratulations from the bottom of my heart! Who is the groom?"

“Bigger who is slightly deaf in his left ear.

”

“A good boy! How much dowry did you give him? ”

“Stop asking this! I will hand over the entire Mittel Street and half of Cowin Street to him. I will never beg there again."

I am willing

Director: "Miss Wang! In this scene, this young man rushed into your room in a hurry

, hugged you, tied you up with a rope, and then kissed you wildly

you. "

Heroine: "Is this man tall and beautiful? ”

Director: “Of course! Hey, why do you ask this? "

Heroine: "Then, he doesn't need to tie me up. ”

Not sure

The girl asked her boyfriend, who was nearly fifty years old: “My dear, how old are you

? You look pretty. young. "

Boyfriend: "I can't figure it out either. Just tell me how old you are. ”

Girl: “Then what year were you born?” "

Boyfriend: "When I was born, I was so full of energy, who knows what year

it was! "

One-eyed aiming

Female: "Why do you use one eye every time you look at me? ”

Male: “You don’t know?” See it more clearly this way. "

Female: "Why? "

Male: "It's very simple. Don't we all aim with one eye when shooting?

"

Lifesaver

On the ship, a beautiful girl proudly said to the passengers: "I saved more than 800 of you today

Life, do you think it is great or not? ”

Passenger: “How did you save me?”

Girl: "Because the captain threatened me that if I didn't agree to his proposal

he would sink the ship and let everyone be buried at the bottom of the sea, so I had no choice but to agree

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Accepted him. "

Lower standards

Female: "You have good conditions in all aspects, why couldn't you make friends with girls

before? ”

Male: “Because I used to have too high expectations.” "

Female: "Then I am honored to be your girlfriend now. ”

Male: “No, now I have lowered my sights.” "

One word difference

A young woman from a farm wrote to her boyfriend in the city: "With everyone's help, my belly It's getting bigger. ..."

After reading the letter, her boyfriend was puzzled and couldn't sleep all night, muttering

"Childhood sweethearts, I can't believe..."

The next day, he came to his girlfriend's farm. When he met her, he looked at her blankly. Due to the cold weather, she was wearing a thick cotton coat and her body was really good. It seemed a little bloated. After a long while, he said in a daze: "Let's break up!" ”

“Break up? ! What does this mean? "

"What do you mean? ! You understand it yourself! ”

“Understand? What do I understand? " She asked in confusion.

"In your belly, don't you understand? ”

“What belly, say it again! "

" Belly, that's what you said in your letter, did you forget? "

"Oh! What my letter said was that I was getting bolder and bolder. "

I hate asking this the most

Male: "Dear, how old are you? "

Female: "I hate it when you ask this. "

Male: "Why? "

Female: "Nothing! It's like I asked you how much money you have in your wallet!

”

Grave of Love

A man is ready to end his long-distance love affair of more than ten years and become a happy groom

After the auspicious day was determined, he had nothing to do and looked through the almanac. He suddenly discovered that this day was "only suitable for burial". He had to laugh at himself and said: "This is really called" 'Marriage is the grave of love'!"

Diplomatic temperament

Son: "Dad, what is a diplomat?"

Father: "A diplomat is Someone who remembers his girlfriend’s birthday and forgets her age

”

Best New Year

More than ten days have passed since the New Year, but a young man forgot. To wish his girlfriend a happy new year, he wrote a love letter. He wrote at the end of the letter: "I wish you a happy old age!"

Die Lianhua

In the summer, a young man and woman When they were talking about love, the man pointed at the rose flower and said: "My dear, you are as beautiful as this rose flower."

The woman said: "Then I It’s a flower, what are you?”

The man said: “I am the butterfly accompanying the flowers!”

The woman said: “I don’t like butterflies!”

The man said: "Why?"

The woman said unhappily: "Look, the butterfly flew to the rose again

."

The Eyes of Love

A man and woman passionately in love make an appointment to meet. During the date, the girl

was very angry after waiting for the young man to arrive. Later I learned

that the young man delayed the date

in order to see off an old woman who was lost.

When she got home, the girl cried sadly to her mother: "He simply doesn't

love me and has forgotten me for an old woman!"

The mother stroked her daughter's head and persuaded with a smile: "Silly boy,

He can care so much about an old woman he doesn't know, and will he still not love you in the future

? ! ”

The more the merrier

The young man wants to choose a New Year’s card for his fiancée.

"This one is suitable and beautifully painted! It says: 'My best wishes to my only

sweetheart!"" The saleswoman gave him a copy

What an idea.

“Great! Give me a dozen..."

Let me do it

Under the shade of a tree, a couple of lovers were hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it and went over to say The man said: "You are so confused. To perform artificial respiration, you should lay her flat on the ground. Go away and let me come. I am a doctor." "

Cupid

One day, Xiao Chen saw this sentence in his girlfriend's love letter to him

: "Cupid's arrow hit me... ..." He couldn't help but burst into anger. He immediately found his girlfriend and asked: "Where did Cupid shoot you?

Which unit does this guy belong to? I want to teach him a lesson! "

Marriage

The father and son had a quarrel over their son's marriage.

At this time, the son's mother came in to break up the quarrel. The son pulled his mother over,

Said: "Mom, I have never interfered with your marriage, but why does dad

always interfere with my marriage? ! "

Worries

A pair of young lovers stood silently in front of the door. After a while, he timidly

asked: "What if I now Kiss you, will you call you mom?

She asked in confusion: "What?" Do you still want to kiss her? "

Hot-blooded young man

After donating blood, a man asked: "Is my blood warm?

Is it warm? "

The nurse nodded yes. The man said again: "Can you issue me a certificate?

"

The nurse looked at him doubtfully.

The man explained: "My girlfriend often scolds me as a cold-blooded animal. I want to prove to her that I am not!"

Know the current affairs

Young woman The association's etiquette teachers teach students how to give their male companions the opportunity to be attentive. She said: "Sit in the car and don't move. Ask him to open the door for you." Then she added: "But if he has already walked into the restaurant, Start ordering and don’t wait any longer.”