A collection of nonsense-like humorous jokes among friends

The nonsense jokes between friends are like humorous jokes (Part 1)

1. If he doesn’t marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

2. As someone who has been there, my advice is not to come here.

3. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

4. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, people should understand, I understand what you understand.

5. The last time I saw such speechless words was the last time.

6. You are also a sensible person, you understand what I understand.

7. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

8. As long as what you say makes sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

9. If I am not wrong, then I am not wrong.

10. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you be a truly dreamy person.

11. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.

12. If you fall from the 100th floor, there will be an accident.

13. Good morning, friends. It doesn’t matter if it’s not good, it’s whatever you want.

14. You are alive as long as you are not dead.

15. If I have a boyfriend, then there is no need to add the word "if" to this sentence.

16. Were the deceased in this car accident uninjured?

17. I’ll keep it short, but it’s a long story.

18. If you have crossed the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

19. What you said made me feel as if I had spoken.

20. If you are not ugly, you are quite good-looking. The nonsense teased between friends is like humorous jokes (Part 2)

21. We will know about tomorrow’s things the day after tomorrow.

22. It’s pretty, but a little ugly. But it’s pretty pretty too. Unfortunately, it’s ugly to me. It’s just so pretty that it doesn’t show the ugly feeling, so it’s a bit ugly compared to the pretty one. It’s ugly, but overall it’s pretty. The only drawback is that it’s a little ugly, but that doesn’t affect its beauty.

23. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

24. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

25. Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please be careful when I speak.

26. It’s a good life, but it’s a bit bad, but it’s also pretty good. Unfortunately, it’s worse for me. It’s just too good and doesn’t reflect the feeling of being bad, so compared to good, it’s a bit bad. , overall it’s good, but the only thing that’s not good enough is that it’s a bit bad.

27. The young man is quite handsome, with one nose and two eyes.

28. When you can’t get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

29. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

30. When I looked at this sentence, I suddenly saw this sentence.

31. Every time you waste 60 seconds of your life, 1 minute of your life has passed.

32. If you don’t have a partner, you should still be single now.

33. In addition to your shortcomings, you still have advantages.

34. Who would have thought that this 10-year-old boy was only 5 years old 5 years ago

35. I used to be very angry when I was extremely angry.

36. If I were not bald, I would still have quite a lot of hair.

37. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

38. You say this and this and this, and it sounds like you are talking.

39. Women like to look beautiful.

40. Except for not doing work, you do everything well outside of work. The nonsense teased between friends is like humorous jokes (Part 3)

41. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

42. How should I put it? You are very beautiful. You have an indescribable beauty. Especially you have two eyes, a nose and a mouth. They are just right, no more and no less. The best thing is your hair. It grows right on the top of the head.

43. Who would have thought that at 1.8 meters tall, he would be 1.8 inches tall when he stood up.

44. Everyone knows that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

45. I can make men listen to me in just three sentences.

46. Today’s young people are really young compared to Lao Cui

47. As long as what you say makes sense, it doesn’t make sense at all.

48. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

49.Did you know? I usually drive while sitting

50. I discovered that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

51. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter.

52. Shocking, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

53. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.

54. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

55. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

56. Recall yesterday as if it was yesterday.

57. The stock pattern has been found, it either rises or falls.

58. If you are my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

59. If you were whiter, you wouldn’t be black. Nonsense literary humorous jokes that young people like to tease each other

Nonsense literary humorous jokes that young people like to tease each other Part 1

1. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

2. The deceased was not injured, right?

3. Your mother must have been pregnant before giving birth to you.

4. Don’t eat on an empty stomach, otherwise you will feel full.

5. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it further.

6. According to statistics: all people who give birth to children out of wedlock are women.

7. Good morning, friends. It doesn’t matter if it’s not good, it’s whatever you want.

8. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

9. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

10. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

11. If you have crossed the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

12. The hospital examination results came out. The doctor said that I will grow one year older every year.

13. Every time you waste 60 seconds of your life, 1 minute of your life has passed.

14. Before it dies, it should be alive.

15. Who would have thought that this 10-year-old boy was only 5 years old 5 years ago

16. Stone is very hard, how hard is it? Solid as a rock.

17. Do you know. If a person dies, he will not be hungry

18. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

19. Research has found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg than those who do not eat eggs.

20. The whole good life is just a bit bad. Part 2 of nonsense literary and humorous jokes that young people like to tease each other

21. Listening to your words is like listening to someone else's words.

22. People who can say such things must be able to say such things.

23. If I wasn’t good at playing games, I would still be pretty good.

24. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that it took you some time.

25. We will know what happens tomorrow.

26. One day without seeing you is like another day.

27. It’s not just nonsense, it’s simply nonsense.

28. When I don’t speak, it means I don’t speak.

29. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

30. The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time

31. A truth: the bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

32. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.

33. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.

34. Luck is all about luck.

35. Putting aside the content, if it is so reasonable, what you say makes sense.

36. Your chain can only be broken at critical moments

37. Regarding this matter, I will briefly say a few words, as long as you understand it. In short, this is the situation now. , specifically, everyone can see it, and you can also say a few words. Maybe you don’t understand it clearly, but the meaning is the same. If you don’t know, you don’t have to guess. We have seen this kind of thing a lot. I just want to say that everyone who understands understands, and I won’t explain too much to those who don’t understand. After all, just know what you know, and just savor it carefully.

38. If you want to say this, you can’t say this.

39. This tomato has a tomato smell.

40. What happens tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow. Collection of humorous and funny short sentences about nonsense literature (50 sentences)

Humorous and funny short sentences about nonsense literature (Part 1)

1. If you are willing to spend more time to understand You will find that it takes a little more time.

2. You will know tomorrow’s things.

3. There are no clouds in the cloudless sky.

4. If you have crossed the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

5. It’s a good life, but it’s a bit bad, but it’s also pretty good. Unfortunately for me, it’s a bit bad. It’s just so good that it doesn’t feel bad, so it’s relatively good, but it’s a bit bad. , overall it’s good, but the only thing that’s not good enough is that it’s a bit bad.

6. I have only two sentences to say, one is one sentence and the other is one sentence.

7. This hand is as big as a palm.

8. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

9. A little trivia: After 24 hours have passed, a day has passed.

10. Before you lost your mobile phone, you probably didn’t lose it.

11. Research has found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who do not eat eggs.

12. This incident was quite a big deal, and it went viral all over the world. This incident is indeed quite big, but not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think this incident is quite big, but not particularly big, but not small either. Everyone thinks this is a big deal, but I don’t think it’s that big. But if you call it small, it’s not a small matter either.

13. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

14. A piece of trivia: a day passes after 24 hours.

15. I have been in extremely angry situations, very angry.

16. What happens tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.

17. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, but the waves in front are pushed back by the waves behind. Humorous short sentences about nonsense literature (Part 2)

18. What you said is the same as talking.

19. You can do it! Unless it doesn't work.

20. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

21. Everyone who is awake now should not be asleep yet.

22. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

23. It cannot be said that it has nothing to do with it, it can only be said that it has nothing to do with it at all.

24. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, otherwise you will feel full.

25. When there are three people walking together, there must be three people.

26. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.

27. A crab is still alive before it dies.

28. Every sixty seconds a person breathes, his life will be reduced by one minute.

29. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.

30. Before it dies, it should be alive.

31. When people are unhappy, they are really unhappy.

32. Young man, you are so good, you are so young at a young age.

33. Not seeing each other for seven days is like a week.

34. Look, the man in front seems to be alone. Humorous short sentences about nonsense literature (Part 3)

35. Be sure to close your eyes when sleeping, otherwise you will not be able to sleep.

36. As long as you are of some use, you will not be of no use at all.

37. I know you, a well-known painter, a professional painter.

38. People who don’t have a partner should still be single.

39. You must know that one minute on stage, seconds off stage

40. Today I will teach you a very practical life skill: step your left foot first, then your right foot, and you can walk. .

41. This article shares nonsense literature. As the name suggests, it shares nonsense literature.

42. Did you know that for every sixty seconds you breathe, one minute passes?

43. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously haven’t done anything.

44. Before I forget, I will always remember.

45. When bleeding occurs, no snowflake will survive.

46. As far as I know, I know nothing about this.

47. The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time

48. Listening to your words is like listening to your words.

49. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you be a truly dreamy person.

50. You must be very thin when you lose weight. Humorous jokes about nonsense literature (50 items)

Humorous jokes about nonsense literature Part 1

1. One rotation of the earth equals 7 days of rotation.

2. Everyone who is awake now should not be asleep yet.

3. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in bloom was only 12 years old four years ago, and no one born in the 2000s has lived to be 25 years old... ...

4. People who can say such things must be able to say such things.

5. When you are not lazy, you are actually very diligent.

6.99% of people don’t know the correct order of skin care, and only 1% of people know the correct order of skin care.

7. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

8. Today’s young people are really young compared to Lao Cui

9. You can definitely do it! Unless it doesn't work.

10. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

11. You can know tomorrow’s weather by looking at tomorrow’s weather forecast.

12. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.

13. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago.

14. If you fall from a hundred floors, there will be an accident.

15. You will know about tomorrow.

16. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, Zhou Yu was the one who hit, and Huang Gai was the one who was beaten.

17. I have only two sentences to say, one is one sentence and the other is one sentence. Humorous Jokes: Nonsense Literature Part 2

18. We will know about tomorrow’s things the day after tomorrow.

19. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

20. Putting aside the content, if it makes so much sense, what you said makes sense.

21. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

22. If I can understand, I won’t be unable to understand.

23. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, otherwise you will feel full.

24. If you can see things, it means you are not blind.

25. I have been very angry when I was extremely angry.

26. Seeing it means seeing it in vain, and not seeing it means seeing it in vain.

27. If I have a boyfriend, then there is no need to add the word "if" to this sentence.

28. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

29. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

30. As long as what you say makes a little sense, it doesn’t mean there is no sense at all.

31. Your serious look looks very serious

32. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

33. Listening to your words is like listening to your words.

34. I was shocked when I went to South Korea for the first time. I had never seen so many Koreans in any country. Humorous Jokes: Nonsense Literature Chapter 3

35. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

36.13 You are so good-looking, especially your eyes, - *** not too many, no more

37. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

38. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when you drink hot water.

39. People will die if they are killed.

40. One minute on stage is 60 seconds on stage.

41. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, which is probably the bright moonlight.

42. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.

43. When you eat a rice, you will find that there is a rice missing from your bowl.

44. If this sentence is useful at all, it will not be useless at all.

45. You are alive as long as you are not dead.

46. The wings of cicada are so thin, as thin as cicada wings.

47. The young man has really good looks, outstanding temperament and full of charm, especially his eyes, no more, no less, exactly two.

48. Why didn’t you reply to my message? Is it because I didn’t send you a message?

49. If nothing else, there should have been an accident.

50. When I looked at this sentence, I suddenly saw this sentence.