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Amin bit a big bag and a small bag for mosquitoes. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Brain teaser) 5 Male mosquitoes don't bite.

A Yan has 10 coins in his pocket, but he missed 10 coins. What else is in his pocket? (Brain teaser) 6 A hole

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Brain teaser) 47 Remove two points and become the word "water"

What can be typed without much effort? (Brain teaser) 49 Yawn

5 1 No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? (Brain teaser) 5 1 yourself

Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? (brain teaser) 79 per year

Beat the dog to see the owner, and beat the tiger to see what? (Brain teaser) 89 Look at the guts

9 1 hit something without blowing off dust. (Brain teaser) 9 1 doze off

What does everyone want? (brain teaser) 95 get sick

105 What does the elephant's left ear look like? (Brain teaser) 105 Right ear

124 Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? He is a dentist.

125 You can eat melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins, but what melons can't you eat? (Brain teaser) 125 Fool

/kloc-in the winter of 0/26, the baby was afraid of the cold and refused to take off his hat when he entered the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? (Brainstorming) 126 Barber

129 What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo? (Brainstorming) 129 Elephant

138 what can't a magnifying glass enlarge? (Brainstorming) 138 Angle

142 from which floor should Gai Lou be built? (Brain teaser) 142 Grassroots

15 1 On the bus, two people are talking enthusiastically, but the onlookers can't hear a word. What is the reason? (Brain teaser) 15 1 This is a deaf-mute couple.

What color are the teeth of black and white babies? (Brain teaser) 166 White

Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? (Brain teaser) 167 Afraid of biting your fingers.

What are the benefits of black hair? (Brain teaser) 168 Not afraid of tanning

193 train takes 6 hours from Beijing to Shanghai. Where should the train be in three hours? (brain teaser) 193 on the track.

194 what's the use of egg shells? (Brain teaser) 194 is used to wrap egg whites and yolks.

2 13 Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken, but what made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? (brain teaser) 2 13 Mrs. Kim hesitates while eating sugar cane)

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber.

Five apples are divided between two people. What is the fairest way to divide them? (Brain teaser) 235 Squeeze into juice

Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? They live across the hall.

Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? 247 dogs don't sweat.

Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Brain teaser) Mom asked Dad to fix Xiaoming.

Every couple has one absolute thing in common in their lives. What is that? Married on the same day in the same month in 264.

270 is obviously a short-sighted and famous gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? I can't see anything.

27 1 Obvious myopia, a notoriously gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple in the back. What will he read first? (Brain teaser) 27 1 Look at the glasses

What is the ceremony that the priest can't perform under any circumstances? (Brain teaser) 275 His own funeral

Why don't you throw the eggs at the stone? (Brain teaser) Of course, stones don't rot.

Where does the sea not produce fish? (Brainstorm) 277 Quit and go to sea.

Which race is backward? (Brainstorm) 278 Tug of War

Which month has 28 days? 279 has 28 days every month.

Which tooth was pulled out at last? (Brainstorm) 280 dentures

28 1 What bamboo doesn't grow in soil? 28 1 firecrackers

What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (brain teaser) 285 kinship

Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? If you subtract two points from the word "ice", it becomes "water".

Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? (Brain teaser) 287 What's the difficulty in writing the word "red"

You can do it, I can do it, and everyone can; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? (Brain teaser) 288 Dreaming

Do you know what is wrong with sleeping in class? (Brain teaser) 290 is not as comfortable as a bed.

29 1 If you just call it by its name, it will be destroyed. What is this? (Brain teaser) 29 1 Silence

When did the cow's tongue and tail meet? (brain teaser) 296 at the dinner table

What does the fat girl say when she is sick, most afraid of being visited by others? (Brain teaser) Take care.

When a fat girl is sick, she is most afraid of being visited by others. What will she say? (Brain teaser) Take care.

300 Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? There is no water below 300.

There are six steamed buns in the 303 basin, which are given to each of the six children 1, and there is still 1 in the basin. Why? (Brain teaser) 303 The last child took the basin.

3 12 What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Brain teaser) 3 12 night, that's the shadow of the earth.

When the 3 13 car turns right, which tire does not turn? (brain teaser) 3 13 spare tire

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Because trees can't jump.

Valentine's day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards can I send to women to win their hearts? (Brain teaser) 332 credit card

Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? The shadow of the earth, that is, every night

Where is the highest mortality rate in the world? (Brain teaser) Bed 337

Who can easily knock down the champion of 338 boxing? (brain teaser) 338 sleepy

Who wants to buy fakes? (Brain teaser) 340 wigs, dentures

It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Brain teaser) 345 three minutes, 90 children eat at the same time.

Three Jin Xin, three water called Miao and three people called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Brain teaser) Call for help.

Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why? (Brain teaser) You can eat old and tender chicken at 350.

40 1 frustrated Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why? (Brain teaser) 40 1 Love

What car can't move? (brain teaser) 403 windmill,

What eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? (Brain teaser) I got zero in the 404 exam.

Where do I pay for the speech? (Brain teaser) Call 405.

What's more annoying than crows? (brain teaser) 406 crow mouth

What can't I eat? (Brainstorm) 407 "East-West" Direction

What don't people like to eat? (Brain teaser) 408 Suffer

What does it mean that father will never touch each other, but he will touch each other twice when calling his father? (Brainstorming) 409 Upper and Lower Lips

4 10 The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (brain teaser) 4 10 thermometer

4 1 1 What gives birth to tails at night? (Brain teaser) 4 1 1 meteor

4 12 What can a woman lift with one hand while a hundred men can't lift it at the same time? (Brain teaser) 4 12 eggs, a hundred men can't hold an egg at the same time.

4 13 what has five heads, but people don't think it's strange? (Brain teasers, human organs) 4 13 toes

4 14 The angrier things are, the bigger things are. (brain teaser) 4 14 temper

4 15 What gets dirtier when washed? (brain teaser) 4 15 water

What will increase by half after 4 16 handstand? (Brain teaser) 4 16 Number 6

4 17 What's the hardest part? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. (brain teaser) 4 17 diamond

4 18 What animal did you kill but it bled? (Brain teaser) 4 18 Mosquito

4 19 what officials not only don't get paid, but also pay for themselves? (brain teaser) 4 19 groom

What is the most valuable thing that easily disappears? (Brain teaser) 420 artificial satellite

What chicken has no wings? (Brain teaser) 42 1 Frog

What wine can't be drunk? (Brain teaser) 422 iodine

What is the narrowest road? The road to the enemy is narrow.

What hat can't be worn? (Brainstorm) 424 Nut

What door will never close? (Brain teaser) 425 Football Gate

What is the situation that two tigers can fit in one mountain? (Brain teaser) 426 In the case of a man and a woman,

Who is sick and never sees a doctor? (Brain teaser) 427 Blind man

Who is always afraid of taking a bath? (Brain teaser) 428 clay figurine

When is four minus one equal to five? (Brain teaser) 429 Cut a corner from something with four corners.

When does the sun rise in the west? (Brain teaser) 430 When swearing

43 1 When is the best time to raise your hand? (Brain teaser) 43 1 When a gun is pointed at you,

What must everyone do seriously every day? (Brain teaser) 432 Sleep

What did you do that you didn't do, but you should be punished? (Brain teaser) 433 Homework

What is unknown? You don't know me? (Brain teaser) 434 The sole is broken.

No one has read any books. (Brain teaser) 435 days book

What kind of wheel can only turn but not walk? (Brain teaser) The 436 wheels of the windmill

What English letters do people like to listen to best? (brain teaser) 437 CD

What English letters are most popular with people? (brain teaser) 438 CD

Which word is used all over the world? (Brainstorming) 439 Arabic numerals

When does the 440 clock stop? (Brain teaser) The clock at 440 doesn't go at all.

44 1 When does the clock stop? (Brain teaser) 44 1 The clock won't go.

Besides trains, what is the longest car in the world? (Brain teaser) 443 Traffic jam

What is higher than the sky in the world? (Brain teaser) 445 The heart is higher than the sky.

What books are not available in 449 Bookstore? (brain teaser) 449 suicide note

What books are not available in 450 Bookstore? (Brain teaser) 450 suicide note or secretary

What number should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1? (Brain teaser) Add one to 452 and it will be 0. 1.

What does sleeping beauty fear most? (Brain teaser) 459 Insomnia

Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold? (Brain teaser) 490 will be stolen.

When can the 534 network lift water? When water freezes,

How long does it take to finish Peking University? (Brain teaser) A bill of 535 is enough.

Why are Buddhists mostly in the northern hemisphere? There is no Amitabha in the south.

Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? (Brain teaser) 539 If you go, it will be too slow.

54 1 Why do women want to get married when they wear high heels? (Brain teaser) 54 1 Running slowly makes it easier to catch up.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Because trees can't jump.

Why do people go to the market? (Brain teaser) 543 The market will not come by itself.

Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? (Brain teaser) 544 strong is a sheep.

Why do modern people break their promises more and more? It's faster to use a mobile phone.

Why does 60 yuan buy one and 20 yuan buy two? (Brain teaser) A 40-dollar bill costs 546 yuan in change.

Why do hospitals never accept patients? (Brain teaser) 547 Veterinary Hospital

55 1 Wenwen is washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why? (Brain teaser) 55 1 Washing other people's clothes

Snail only takes one minute from Shanghai to Beijing. Why? (Brain teaser) 552 on the map

What's the difference between 570 chess and Go? The less you play chess, the more you play Go.

579 small movements are inseparable from the rope. Why? (Brain teaser) 579 Wavelet ratio is a puppet.

Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live in the same street. They always go to school together, but every day when they leave home, one goes left and the other goes right. What happened? Their house is opposite.

59 1 Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him? (Brainstorm) 59 1 yourself

Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (Brain teaser) He is sleeping.

Xiaoming never studied, but he got a model student. Why? Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student.

Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? (Brain teaser) 597 Xiaohua's body

Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible? (Brain teaser) 599 Mom carried him upstairs.

60 1 Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper. Why does he often read his classmates'? (Brain teaser) 60 1 He is the invigilator.

602 Xiaoming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates? Xiaoming is a teacher.

6 13 Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he obviously saw an enemy touching him quietly, but his eyes narrowed. Why? (Brain teaser) 6 13 He took aim.

6 14 Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Brain teaser) 6 14 because he aimed.

6 15 Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Brain teaser) 6 15 Brush false teeth

6 16 Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Brain teaser) 6 16 Wear shoes

Xiao Zhang accidentally ran into a telephone pole while driving and had an accident. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? (Brain teaser) 636 The hearse is slightly open.

What does a dentist do? (Brain teaser) 648 teeth

What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married? No one came to the wedding reception.

If we want to realize our dreams, what is the first thing we should do? (Brain teaser) Wake up.

There are only three brothers and sisters, father and daughter. Why? (Brainstorming) 658 Third Generation

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (brain teaser) 673 chickens lay eggs

A man who can't swim fell into the water, but didn't drown. Why? Because he has a life buoy.

But where are the big and small places? (Brain teaser) 686 Toilet

A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? (Brain teaser) The plane 692 is parked on the ground.

A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why? Because he is bald.

A man was walking on the beach, but there were no footprints behind him. Why? He is walking backwards.

A person walking on the beach, why can't you look back at your footprints? (Brain teaser) 695 Walk backwards.

Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others? (Brain teaser) When 696 was on the operating table,

A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? (Brain teaser) The school where 702 is located is not the school where he goes to school.

A man with heart disease committed suicide by jumping off a 50-meter-high building and fell to the ground heavily. Why isn't he dead? (Brain teaser) 703 was scared to death in the middle.

7 12 what will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? (brain teaser) 7 12 murder weapon

There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them was locked up for a year for stealing, and the other was a robber and a murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? (Brain teaser) 7 14 Because the murderer wants to drag him to live a full life.

What are the flowers that bloom all year round? (Brain teaser) 720 plastic flowers

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? (Brain teaser) The driver of the 737 truck was not driving at that time.

A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there? (brain teaser) 749 5 jiao

A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? (Brain teaser) 753 Penguin

A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? (Brain teaser) 755 It's chasing mice.

What is used to judge the age of a chicken? (Brain teaser) 763 Use your teeth

Why can't you hit eggs with a hammer? (Brain teaser) Of course the hammer won't break.

Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? (Brain teaser) 766 head hurts.

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? (Brain teaser) 779 bound volume

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (brain teaser) 786 yourself

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (brain teaser) 787 yourself

There is a man who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired. Who is he? (Brain teaser) 788 Santa Claus

There is a word in 789 that everyone will mispronounce. What's this word? (brain teaser) 789 wrong

There is a saying in 790 that everyone will pronounce wrong when they see it. What's this word? (Brain teaser) 790 This is the word "wrong"

79 1 There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Brain teaser) 79 1 Sink into the bottom of the river

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? There are seats on the 793 bus.

There is one thing that you can only hold with your left hand, but you can't get it with your right hand. What is this? (Brain teaser) 794 His right hand

There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Brain teaser) 795 Little Tiger

8 17 When is 1+2 not equal to 3? (Brain teaser) 8 17 is wrong.

8 19 In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in identical papers. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (Brain teaser) 8 19 Both papers were turned into blank.

In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, I want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should I order first? (Brain teaser) 820 matching

82 1 What is the first thing that everyone will do when they wake up in the morning? (Brain teaser) 82 1 Open your eyes

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? (Brain teaser) 822 Open your eyes.

There is an order written on 826 paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? (Brain teaser) The 826 paper says, Don't read this article.

The ancients in China once dipped their blue coats in the Yellow River. What happened? (Brain teaser) The clothes are wet.

Who is the most disobedient person in 844? (Brain teaser) 844 Deafness

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Amin bit a big bag and a small bag for mosquitoes. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Brain teaser) 5 Male mosquitoes don't bite.

A Yan has 10 coins in his pocket, but he missed 10 coins. What else is in his pocket? (Brain teaser) 6 A hole

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Brain teaser) 47 Remove two points and become the word "water"

What can be typed without much effort? (Brain teaser) 49 Yawn

5 1 No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? (Brain teaser) 5 1 yourself

Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? (brain teaser) 79 per year

Beat the dog to see the owner, and beat the tiger to see what? (Brain teaser) 89 Look at the guts

9 1 hit something without blowing off dust. (Brain teaser) 9 1 doze off

What does everyone want? (brain teaser) 95 get sick

105 What does the elephant's left ear look like? (Brain teaser) 105 Right ear

124 Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? He is a dentist.