Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Sand sculpture funny circle of friends sentence
Sand sculpture funny circle of friends sentence
0 1. Call me if you are sad, and I'm hanging up to make you even more sad.
02. Others have been in love for three years. Am I in love? I asked for three years.
03. I'm just so sweet that I don't have you in my heart.
I don't want to spend this year. Please give me a year. Thank you.
05. I am too self-abased, walking in the street, still afraid to hold someone else's girlfriend's hand.
06. I didn't know it was so simple to give up a person I like until I saw your ID photo.
Although I am poor, I spend a lot of money.
08. Other children have bear hugs, but I don't, because you are a pig.
09. I have a dog named Liu Liu. One day I went out to walk my dog. My neighbor said, "Old Tie, Liu Liu.
10. Others suddenly stopped playing games. That's because Lian Mai is in love. I suddenly stopped playing games. That's because the food is unloaded.
1 1. With such a small income, there are quite a few payment methods.
12. Never take the initiative to fish. I want men to come to me. It's been 20 years, and it's still single dog.
13. It is a sin for a beautiful woman to pass in front of her eyes.
14. I hope I can put seconds into mathematics in my next life.
15. I wanted to buy you an iPhone 13, but you didn't reply. I don't think you like using mobile phones. Forget it.
16. Where did you buy a weighing scale that can automatically display 45kg?
17. When I was a child, I felt that someone had sprayed a word on the wall. I feel very poor. I have no house to live in. Now I know that this word is rich.
18. I miss you so much, but I really can't remember who you are.
19. When we are old, we will go to a nursing home together. I push you, you sit in a wheelchair and watch me dance with other old people.
20. I have balanced my career and love at a young age and have nothing.
- Previous article:How to draw the desk calendar in 2023?
- Next article:Charles' Classical Poetry of China
- Related articles
- Is it really so absurd that Yang Di usurped the throne just because he coveted his father's favorite concubine?
- In a movie, there is a movie called Madison. What's its name?
- A 300-word composition on "continental drift"
- Italy see joke
- Continue to tell many cold jokes
- 1 1 online joke copy
- 100 words essay on interesting things for the first grade of primary school
- Is it illegal to resend the content sent by others in the micro-headlines?
- Princess Zhu Huan 3 is a failed sequel. Do you know why?
- Write a 700-word narrative in combination with your study and life.