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Sand sculpture funny circle of friends sentence

Sand sculpture funny circle of friends sentence

0 1. Call me if you are sad, and I'm hanging up to make you even more sad.

02. Others have been in love for three years. Am I in love? I asked for three years.

03. I'm just so sweet that I don't have you in my heart.

I don't want to spend this year. Please give me a year. Thank you.

05. I am too self-abased, walking in the street, still afraid to hold someone else's girlfriend's hand.

06. I didn't know it was so simple to give up a person I like until I saw your ID photo.

Although I am poor, I spend a lot of money.

08. Other children have bear hugs, but I don't, because you are a pig.

09. I have a dog named Liu Liu. One day I went out to walk my dog. My neighbor said, "Old Tie, Liu Liu.

10. Others suddenly stopped playing games. That's because Lian Mai is in love. I suddenly stopped playing games. That's because the food is unloaded.

1 1. With such a small income, there are quite a few payment methods.

12. Never take the initiative to fish. I want men to come to me. It's been 20 years, and it's still single dog.

13. It is a sin for a beautiful woman to pass in front of her eyes.

14. I hope I can put seconds into mathematics in my next life.

15. I wanted to buy you an iPhone 13, but you didn't reply. I don't think you like using mobile phones. Forget it.

16. Where did you buy a weighing scale that can automatically display 45kg?

17. When I was a child, I felt that someone had sprayed a word on the wall. I feel very poor. I have no house to live in. Now I know that this word is rich.

18. I miss you so much, but I really can't remember who you are.

19. When we are old, we will go to a nursing home together. I push you, you sit in a wheelchair and watch me dance with other old people.

20. I have balanced my career and love at a young age and have nothing.