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How many people watched the propaganda of Liaocheng North Gu Lou?
College students, of course!
I am a person who takes taking care of my sister as his life.
In September, I arrived in the southern coastal city with my luggage as scheduled and entered the university.
As I thought, the girls here are like clouds, and the fragrance is overflowing, as if the sea of flowers is blooming. I was almost lost by my sisters before I entered the school gate.
Short skirts, hot pants, long legs, and drooling.
In an instant, I forgot all about the school registration. I listened to the girl's laughter all the way and my eyes jumped up and down.
When I lit a cigarette, I walked comfortably. I hope those hot pants are a few centimeters shorter. Girls seem to think so, too. A pair of hot pants is shorter than a pair, and some almost show half of little ass. Damn it, it's smaller than men's underwear!
My eyes were suddenly stunned by a beautiful image. I was so excited that I saw a smaller one. Maybe she's not wearing it at all!
That beautiful figure is tall, with long hair tied into a mushroom head and wearing a white T-shirt similar to that of a man. Through the sunshine, you can see her slender waist. Her T-shirt is just over her ass. At first glance, there seems to be nothing in her lower body!
Under the T-shirt, the long legs of two glistening flowers are twisted, long and straight, and there is no shelter!
Even if I don't look back, I have decided that the back in front of me must be a beautiful woman, because my professional sense of smell never goes wrong.
I have long legs along the way. My sister is not only barefoot and long legs, but also wearing only a pair of pink slippers, pattering on the ground, which tickles my heart.
I seriously doubt that this is a welcoming ceremony for my seniors. Because the long-legged beauty in front of her is dressed casually and has no luggage, she is obviously not a freshman. She is a senior student. I, on the other hand, have crossed the stream of people and learned to be true.
What is the first meaning of picking up girls?
Shameless, of course. I call it a brave heart.
So I decided that after blocking her true colors, I would have the audacity to talk to her, and even if I was rejected, I would get acquainted with the suitors of my seniors in advance.
When I was less than a few meters away from my senior, I was going to pretend to ask for directions and strike up a conversation. My little slippers suddenly stopped and turned around.
The breeze blew a strand of her hair and hung it on her little red lips. A pair of slender charming eyes opened slightly, and she fiddled with the hair at the corner of her mouth, revealing a playful smile.
Perhaps this is the most amazing review I have seen in 20 years.
There are many kinds of beauty in the world. Clean beauty is called pure, frivolous beauty is called enchanting, popular beauty is called network celebrity, and amazing beauty is probably called goddess.
I was immersed in the goddess' smile and froze.
She asked me first, hey, have you seen enough?
I froze for a while before I woke up. Is she talking to me?
I was thinking about the opening remarks when she suddenly put away her playful smile and opened her slender eyes and stared at me: "Still playing dumb! Follow me all the way, thinking I didn't notice? If I don't warn you again, will I be photographed! "
Are you kidding? I'll be found.
Impossible, Lao Tzu's "Tailing" customs clearance countless times, the technology is flawless. How can we overthrow it?
Adhering to the first brazen meaning, I explained to her that I wanted to ask for directions and had no intention of following. As a result, I just finished explaining, and her eyes were more angry. Not to mention, her eyes are more beautiful with wide eyes.
She said angrily, ask for directions? Do you know where this is?
I was at a loss, looked around and said, is it on campus?
She conveniently hold out a bosom, immediately step forward, "rogue, here is the girl's dormitory! Are you asking for directions behind my ass? "
Holy shit?
That's when I found out. No wonder there are girls around. Just looking at the thighs, I got carried away and went to the girls' dormitory in a fog. ...
I quickly explained it again: Well, senior, I'm a freshman and I just arrived today. ...
Before I finished, she interrupted me, "I'm still making excuses to follow me!" " "
She was angry and scolded me a lot, and I didn't hear anything about obscene male hooligans, because the closer she said, the sunshine shone through the white T-shirt. I can almost see her surging twin peaks, shaking up and down with her breathing, which is very spectacular.
My eyes are wandering. I must have weaned myself too early when I was a child. She found my more obscene eyes, immediately blocked her chest, and a touch of purple flashed on her white face, so she took a step back and distanced herself from me.
I feel that the opening just now was a failure, and I want to save the impression of the goddess on me. I just want to apologize. More alert, she suddenly reached out and pushed me away, shouting, "Rogue! Stay away from me! "
I accidentally pushed him down. I didn't expect her to be so strong.
I sat on the ground with a splash, and as a result, she pushed me too hard, and the bag that straddled my arm fell off, and the contents fell all over the floor.
I looked at the things all over the floor, dumbfounded.
Among all kinds of cosmetics, there is a small black whip. ...
I don't read much, senior. Don't tell me the whip is used for self-defense, but the owner of the sex shop doesn't allow it!
I stared at the little whip on the ground with the beautiful senior and looked up at each other. No one spoke, and the atmosphere fell into a moment of silence.
She stared at me with beautiful eyes and waited for a while. Her long eyelashes flashed up and down, obviously very nervous.
My eyelids jumped in surprise. It turns out that female college students can not only play the glory of the king, but also play SM?
Is the university so magical?
The little whip on the ground glowed black in the sun. I quickly bent down and said, senior, I'll help you pick up things.
The face of the beautiful senior changed instantly: "Stop it!"
Don't say that. Nice try!
I sat on the ground, the whip was closer to me, and I picked it up as soon as I raised my hand. At that moment, regardless of the scattered on the ground, she rushed over, her face pink, and she was cute and charming in panic.
Looking at her reaction, my heart exulted. She really played some hidden games with a small whip. What kind of sex toy am I holding? Obviously, it is the handle of beauty!
"rogue! Give it back to me! " She suddenly screamed and her voice resounded through the crowd.
"Who is a rogue? Don't be afraid, senior. I will whip him now. " I smiled shamelessly.
She was anxious when she saw that I refused to give it. When I was still sitting on the ground, she actually raised her long legs and stepped on my head.
What a savage senior! Step on your face with your feet? You really play SM! Be rough!
However, when she shouted just now, it has attracted the attention of the surrounding, surrounded by girls, girls like gossip so much, and curious little eyes are more anxious than me.
I think the first exhibition in my university will be staged in advance. ...
The next moment, I suddenly shouted: "Wife, stop fighting! I know it's wrong. "
Stepping on my senior was trembling with fear. My little foot shook and my slippers fell off my face.
She blushed and stared: "You, what are you talking about! Looking for death! "
I obviously feel that the atmosphere of onlookers has risen. My senior looked at the onlookers in panic. Before she could speak, I said, "I know I was wrong. We agreed to go back to school together. I came back late, but I really didn't go out to play with that girl named Qinglan. I really didn't cheat! "
She listened to my nonsense, and her eyes widened and became more beautiful. I couldn't help laughing.
You got it?
This is called impudence. You have to add drama to yourself without drama.
The onlookers instinctively think that my senior and I are an awkward couple. The senior looks ugly and steps on my chest barefoot. "Give me back my things!" "
I picked up the slippers on my face and put them on her feet, not forgetting to sneak around her ankles.
Slippery enough!
She was taken advantage of by me and took an angry step back, making the onlookers lively.
I stood up and said, "I returned your shoes." Please forgive me. "
"That's not what I mean! Is ... "She said half froze, couldn't say without a whip, because she found that I didn't have a whip in my hand. So he quickly asked me, where are you hiding?
On such a hot day, I only wear short sleeves and shorts. Of course, I can't hide the whip in my trouser pocket. Guess where I hid it? She stared at me for a while, and sure enough, she followed my train of thought and finally stayed between her legs.
In an instant, her face changed, she was ashamed and angry, and she scolded the hooligan.
Because I hid the whip in my crotch! If you want to take it, come and take it, and let the masses watch the goddess take something from my crotch, then our relationship is not true.
She was helpless about my hooliganism. There was a whisper in the crowd, as if someone recognized the senior. This is not surprising. In this age of looking at faces, it is difficult to be beautiful and not famous. Moreover, in college, the stunning beauty of seniors and seniors is estimated to have been a famous goddess.
I seized her hesitation, took the opportunity to approach her and whispered, "There are many people who know you here. Either take something from my crotch or hold me and turn back to the dormitory. "
She frowned and said, "What if I don't choose any one? I don't want anything big. "
I nodded confidently: "Well, I'll take out my whip now and show you your personal hobbies. This amazing gossip is much hotter than playing with me. "
The eyes of the seniors widened instantly: "Don't you dare!"
I said with a bad smile, do you think I dare?
She gritted her teeth, as if she had no choice, and barely smiled on her irate little face. The next second, her soft body hugged me actively.
The mood of the people who eat melons has also been brought to a climax by this hug. I also secretly hugged her soft waist. She didn't expect my movements, and her body shook.
I whispered in her ear, haven't you seen a scoundrel like me?
She asked me, "What's your name?"
"Chen Qi." I said.
"Don't let me see you again." She gritted her teeth and made me stop in anger.
"That how line, don't use a whip?"
The whip angered her like a handle. She pinched me hard, turned and walked to the dormitory, and a reversal farce ended.
At night, I was lying in bed alone playing with my whip, and I giggled. I met such advanced props on the first day of school. Want to show them off?
Three days later, I saw three roommates, and college life began. I'm still chasing girls, and I almost forgot there was such a thing as military training.
The heat in the south, like sweat steam, is soaked in military training clothes for a few seconds. Fortunately, there are many girls in our university. In order to take care of girls, the content of military training is not harsh. Most people are immersed in the atmosphere of starting school, and their eyes are shining with curiosity about the university, especially when they look at the opposite sex.
People's eyes are always honest. I don't believe that anyone who has gone to college hasn't thought about love and liberated himself from the shackles of exam-oriented education and puppy love. Under the bloated military training suit, it is the soul stirred by hormones.
I'm, uh, very restless.
As the saying goes, it's early to pick up girls. More than one senior warned me that freshman year is a crucial period for picking up girls. It's easy to hit it off while everyone is young and curious. If a freshman can't find a girl, he may be single for four years.
Military training is the prime time to pick up girls. Smart people all know that it is impossible to train in the scorching sun and wear bloated military uniforms and sweat.
Last night, I told this theory to my roommate Chao Ge, who nodded frequently. As soon as he got together today, he looked around in the queue, looking for the real goddess without makeup.
"Old seven, I found that all the girls in our class are good-looking. Are they all wearing makeup? " Brother Chao is a little excited.
Legend has it that the ratio of male to female in Nanhai University is one to seven, and the quality of female students far exceeds the average level.
"Hey, old qi, have you seen the short hair? The hat is really beautiful, and the small one is simply a legal loli. "
Brother Chao muttered something in a low voice, so that the instructor on the side heard him and shouted angrily, "Get out of the queue, that big fool!" "
The girl laughed at once, and Brother Chao came out awkwardly and stopped.
Well, I didn't expect Chao Ge, a big idiot with low emotional intelligence, to fly first, and the students didn't even know his name. He is stupid, so the female students notice him first and become famous first.
I forgot to mention there is a more famous super brother. His real name is superb, and his name is orgasm. He was laughed at by his classmates in high school for three years. I estimate that there are still four years left in this university. ...
Military training is a bit boring under the scorching sun. I'm just trying to figure out how to push hard and steal brother Chao's thunder. As a result, I really showed off. ...
I was so surprised that I got sunstroke. ...
In the case that all the girls in the class were safe and sound, I went down on my knees alone and obviously heard the girls smile even cuter.
Well, it's worth smiling and losing face for Bo Jiaren. Because I was pleasantly surprised to find that my sister who was sitting next to me and resting smiled the happiest. Her laughter was sweet and clever, and it caught my attention at once. Her big eyes are more docile and watery like a baby.
I looked at her and she looked at me. I took the initiative to sign up, and the strange name made her smile. It seems that she is a girl who loves to laugh.
It is said that girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck. Are you lucky to meet a rogue who can make you laugh?
"My name is Wen." Her voice is as nice as laughter, gentle and clever.
Under the high temperature, her face is rosy and pink like a baby, which makes me want to reach out and pinch it. ...
In contrast, other girls in the class seem to be inferior by half a point.
An old frontiersman loses his horse—a blessing in disguise.
I was humiliated by heatstroke, but I got a chance to be alone with beautiful women without makeup.
The team officially started military training, and Wen and I sat there enjoying the cool, and the students were envious.
Wen Zhixia also asked me why I had heatstroke. You don't look like a fragile person. You don't want to avoid military training.
I asked her, am I so ugly?
She gave me a look, nodded and said, "well, you don't look like a good student, and you still smell of smoke." This is just the beginning of school. You must be a bad boy who smokes in high school. "
She said the words "milk sounds like milk", especially the words "bad boy". Her voice was lovely and made my bones numb.
I am surprised that she is cute and careful. I told her truthfully that I really had heatstroke. It was the first time that northerners came to the south, and they didn't adapt to the sultry climate here. If the people around me didn't help me just now, I would have fainted and my chin was knocked off.
After hearing this, she blinked her watery eyes and believed me.
In the face of a smart and careful girl, don't pretend to be forced, let alone show that you are smarter than her, but also pretend to be stupid, so she won't have a good impression on you.
My honesty soon paid off, and Wen magically took out a box of medicine from his pocket. "The summer medicine my mother prepared for me is for you."
I thanked him, "You are very kind to bad students who smoke."
She made a signal with the lips: "I thought about it, since you can be admitted to NTU Chinese Department, it shouldn't be that bad."
I was suddenly fascinated by her cuteness, baby skin, cherry mouth and lovely voice. I like to show my cleverness.
I really didn't choose the wrong university. The flowers here are very unique.
For an instant, I thought of the senior with the whip. She must be Lady Enforcers. ...
After taking summer medicine, I said to her, "I owe you a debt of gratitude when I first met you." In return, I'll treat you to brown sugar water. "
As soon as the words came out, she blushed at once. "So you are not good here."
Hey hey, I really didn't guess wrong.
Wen Zhixia has never participated in military training, and there is nothing strange about her health. She must have had her period. That's why girls fled to physical education class in high school.
So, I silently wrote down the date of her period, and I will be a community send warm next month. ...
After a few chats, we all got to know each other. She is from Linhai City and has never left home since she was a child. I'm sorry to hear her tone.
I said along the trail that this is my first time to the south and the first time to the coastal city. I feel that everything here is fine, much better than the industrial city in my hometown, and I envy her very much.
After being praised by me, she smiled proudly and said to me, "I'll show you around here when the military training is over."
Steady!
Isn't this the first step? Who says dating a girl must be straight? Chatting actually reveals a lot of information, which is an important clue to successfully ask her out. Actually, I just did what she said. In fact, I am a landlubber in the north, and I am afraid of water.
Everyone is in military training, but I am lazy and chat with my sister, which makes the boys in the class very unhappy. In this case, I will make them more unhappy.
In front of everyone, Wen and I exchanged WeChat.
Afterwards, I comforted my super brother, all of whom were classmates. It's only a matter of time before we add WeChat to each other. Don't envy me.
After half a day's military training, I took part in a week's military training normally, because there were too many girls, except for the scorching sun and high temperature, the intensity of military training was almost zero, and it passed quickly after a formality. My three roommates also began to know each other. Boys always get to know each other quickly, and a cigarette or a few dirty jokes push each other away.
Brother Chao is a big man with a straightforward personality. Yujiahe in Pang Yu is a small fat house, which also surprised me. It is rare for Xueba to like the second element. Xu's name is sunny. He looks sunny, but privately he is an animal. There are thousands of action movies in the computer, which are classified in detail. I almost thought he was selling movies, so the title of selling movies was born.
In this way, several of my roommates are hidden dragons and crouching tigers.
After the military training, it was a grand welcome party. The four wolves in our dormitory have been waiting for a long time. Before the opening ceremony, they went to the auditorium to occupy a seat with a good view. After Wen and her roommate came, they specially sent me some snacks. That girl's snacks are really sweet.
I want to send snacks to my super brothers, but they look at me insidiously.
Brother Chao: "Old Seven, is it a sweet snack or a sweet girl?"
Pang Yu: "Beast, the lovely girl was cheated by you so simply."
Brother selling movies: "Yes, I found it when I was watching movies. Lao Qi loves watching sailor suit series. "
Me: ...
Without saying a few words, the lights suddenly dimmed and the fast-paced music suddenly sounded. Several tall girls were dancing provocatively on the stage, and the freshmen in the audience screamed loudly.
Hormones suppressed in high school for three years are easily ignited.
In a university with a male-female ratio of 1: 7, beautiful women from all colleges show their talents at the party, and there are few male elements, which makes us boys feast their eyes.
There are too many beautiful women, and we are surrounded by clouds. The wretched film seller collected the goddess information of Nanhai University early and explained to us while watching it: "The opening dance belongs to the management college, and the girls in that college dance with the Korean women's group every year. It was the goddess Bai Qian who sang just now. I heard that she often sings live, which is considered a famous online celebrity. "
At this moment, the audience suddenly quieted down, and a light shone quietly on the stage. The audience's eyes were instantly attracted to the past, and I saw a graceful and beautiful image on the stage, bright clothes and a classic picture of court beauty. She covered her face with a big folding fan in her hand and moved with enchanting music. Under the long slit skirt, her long legs are almost unobstructed, barefoot and wearing a pair of jade rings on her ankles, which hit the hearts of the audience every time.
Hot! Sexy!
This is a charming dance, or rather, she is using it to show her coquetry. People can't see her face clearly, but focus on her figure. This is obviously an excellent idea, so she can stir the audience's emotions perfectly with her body dance.
The audience changed from silence to agitation, and then screamed. In this era of looking at faces, she didn't conquer the audience with her face.
The whole dance, accompanied by her gorgeous clothes and decadent voice, seems to be a luxurious palace feast, which makes people immersed in this gorgeous coquetry. Applause thundered, and the name of the goddess was shouted in chorus in the crowd.
"Su Xuejie! Sister Su Xuejie! "
Screaming urge, the dancer finally opened the folding fan, stunning face, so that almost everyone shut up. The rouge-style ancient makeup and slender eyebrows naturally reveal a charming smile. Isn't this a godsend charm?
I was shocked, too.
Isn't she the whip leader that day?
Isn't that Lady Enforcers with long legs and smiling eyes?
In addition to super brother, they are also fascinated, pushing the film seller and shouting: "Introduce it quickly."
"Su Jiuqing, the goddess of the South China Sea, is called Su Xuejie."
"The goddess of the south China sea? What were those flowers just now? She was directly named Nanhai University? "
To the surprise of several people, the dance has ended and the audience seems to be still immersed in the fragrance of the seniors. And I have run out of the audience, and I am excited to go backstage.
Sister Su Xuejie! It's not too late for me to be your spare tire!
I always believe that youth is a bizarre impulse driven by hormones.
An ancient and enchanting dance made my hormones as excited as chicken blood. I believe that all the boys present are so emotional. Compared with them, I don't want to waste a minute. I want to see her now.
If you want to know each other, you must act immediately. I don't have that many thoughts on this matter.
The stage is still lively, and I have bypassed the crowd and walked behind the scenes of the venue.
All kinds of girls are waiting in line in performance costumes, waiting to go on stage, and some even take beautiful selfies with their mobile phones. There are many people behind the scenes, and the welcome meeting of Nanhai University is of great specifications.
Shuttling between the behind-the-scenes staff, a little confused. I just want to find my senior on impulse, but where can I find her?
Mama of, indeed as expected adolescent restless, really reckless. I'm in the huge backstage corridor, and I'm lost.
But I'm here. I can't just go back.
So I made up my mind. When I met someone, I asked Su Xuejie where she was. I have something urgent to find her.
Until I got deeper and deeper, I asked a girl with short hair. Hearing this, she rolled her eyes and suddenly smiled thoughtfully. "She is on the second floor. Let's go She may go back later. "
I rushed straight to the second floor. Compared with the first floor, there are only a few people in the corridor here. Looking for the house number given by my sister with short hair, I immediately found the room, took a deep breath to stabilize my mood, knocked on the door and immediately heard a familiar voice.
"Come on in."
Hearing this, I opened the door happily. As a result, I almost sat on the ground when I entered the door.
The glistening face flashed, my eyelids jumped straight and my chin was about to fall off.
The people in front of us have taken off their costumes, all dressed in small lace, sitting on the edge of the chair, their long hair hanging down to cover their cheeks, and their arms stroking their ankles, just covering the towering peaks, but they want to see but can't see them.
The whole picture is extremely tempting to spray blood.
At this moment, she didn't look at me. She bowed her head and touched her ankle and complained, "It's so late. Help me take off my jade bracelet and see your bad idea. She also said that dancing barefoot with anklets was sexier. Now I can't take it off. "
I was too shocked to speak. She thinks that the man knocking at the door is her friend. ...
But I'm a man and you're naked! This looks like a dressing room!
Everything was so sudden that I didn't know whether I should run or not. My eyes are really glistening, and I feel dizzy when I am white.
"Come here!" She was angry and subconsciously looked up at me. Her long hair was behind her ears, and I saw her face in an instant. Her slender eyes and smiling eyes were slightly tilted.
Su Jiuqing! Sister Su Xuejie!
And when she saw me, she froze in an instant and forgot that she was just covered with a piece of cloth.
Long and thin eyes wide open, she never dreamed of meeting me in the locker room and being taken advantage of by me. ...
The atmosphere fell into the silence and silence of honey, as if it were the same atmosphere when we first met and the whip fell to the ground.
"ah!"
The shrill scream woke me up at once. Before I knew it, Su Jiuqing kicked the birdbath on the ground and the birdbath hit me in the face with a whoosh.
Lie in the trough!
Countless surprises flashed through my mind, and a pot hit me head-on, splashing my face, and my attacker fell to the ground.
My mouth feels bitter and salty. Did I drink the goddess' foot washing water?
I don't know whether to cry or laugh. Just as I was about to get up, I saw Su Jiuqing flushed, quickly wrapped her costume, and her beautiful eyes were murderous.
"Senior, let me explain ..." I hurried back two steps.
"Explain your head! Rogue! I killed you! "
Shit!
Hit me the first time you meet, kill me the second time you meet!
Her eyes were murderous, and she came at me with her legs lifted high, while my angle was lying on the ground. With her leg lifts, the welfare perspective is unobstructed.
I saw the welfare and forgot to avoid it. If she cuts it off, I may vomit blood. ...
As a result, the situation suddenly changed. Because the water spilled all over the floor, her feet suddenly slipped and she let out a cry instantly, losing her balance and falling to me. But because the leg cracked and slipped, it suddenly cracked into a word. The horse sat on me, jumped with long legs and hit me in the chest. I'm choking with pain.
After a few seconds' change, we were both surprised and didn't speak for a long time, because at this moment, her two long legs separated and sat on me in tandem, and some parts of us just met face to face. ...
A word horse ... female superior?
These benefits are like a godsend. If God lets me go a few centimeters further, why not die?
"Chen Qi! It's you! " She sat on me and saw my face clearly.
As soon as I was happy, I forgot the embarrassment of the situation and smiled stupidly: "Senior, you still remember me."
She saw me smile, more angry, regardless of indecent posture, punched me in the crotch, "bastard! Take advantage of me! "
I suddenly felt cold under my legs: "Sister Xue, please forgive me!" "
At the moment of childlessness, the door suddenly opened and a girl with short hair pushed the door and leaned in. When she saw my senior and I lying on the ground in such a messy position, she was shocked.
"Oh, sorry to bother you." She pretended to close the door, but smiled coldly.
Su Jiuqing cursed angrily: "Dead girl, why are you here!"
The girl with short hair didn't seem to hear it. As she closed the door, she said, "Interesting, difficult posture."
"Don't talk nonsense!" Su Jiuqing blushed as if she could drip blood.
"You go on." The door is closed.
Su Jiuqing was ashamed and angry, holding a small fist and crying. But ... can you blame others for misunderstanding?
As soon as I opened the door, I saw the two of us lying together in a magical posture, which was completely the rhythm of driving in the locker room. Who wouldn't misunderstand me?
Being misunderstood, Su Xuejie was very angry. I think I was born to die. She's going to hit me in the crotch with her fist. I grabbed the straw and shouted, "Senior! I really don't blame me, she gave it to me! "
"Who told you to come!" She stopped her little fist at once.
"It's the girl who knocked at the door just now." I shouted.
Yes, the sister who showed me the way and the sister who knocked at the door are the same person. I seem to be trapped.
When I told the cause and effect, Su Jiuqing frowned and scolded: "Dead girl! Playing me again. I'll settle accounts with you later! "
Again?
I seem to hear the implication that this girl with short hair is a friend of the senior? Have you played tricks on your senior sister more than once?
No wonder she told me to go to my senior just now. It turned out that she was changing, and I happened to bump into …
Thinking of this, I have to thank that sister. Actually, she's just a senior, and I'm just passing by to get a bargain.
I took the opportunity to beg for mercy and said that I really didn't mean to break in.
"The second floor is the dressing room for girls to change clothes tonight, don't you know!" She was adamant and obviously angry. After all, I've seen everything I shouldn't.
"I'm new here, freshman." I explained that my eyes had drifted away from her body, even though she was wrapped in clothes, her figure could not be covered, especially those two long legs, which kept the posture of a word horse, and the white and tender feet hung in front of my eyes, making me thirsty.
The goddess didn't give me a chance to enjoy it. When her leg was swept away, black lace flashed by. She stood up quickly and was more flexible than she could imagine.
"Rogue, still dare to look! Get out! " Her face was covered with frost, so I had to run out with my tail between my legs.
She is too angry to take tough measures. It's better to hide and calm her down, so I didn't leave, but waited at the door.
Only then did I find that my hair was all wet and my face was covered with the goddess' foot washing water. Who said that the goddess' foot washing water is also fragrant? You taste it.
A few minutes later, the door opened, and I have prepared several sets of opening remarks to dispel the bad impression of my senior. But when she changed her clothes, I was stupid.
A T-shirt with high waist trousers leaking from the navel, thin white waist stimulating my eyes, and a pair of long legs stepping on high heels, the gas field is hot, as if a gust of wind was blowing head-on.
Is this the same senior who wore slippers and was lazy that day?
The senior in front of me, like a walking heat, can ignite the fire seedling in a man's heart at any time, so that I forget all the opening remarks.
Seeing that I was still standing at the door, she narrowed her slender eyes and said coldly, "rogue, why don't you go?" Isn't your foot washing water enough? "
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- What's the story about the glory of the king losing Sim's lines? -the glory of the king outlines the story of losing Sim's lines.
- A foreigner who has lived in Beijing for ten years cooked a China reunion dinner for migrant workers. How is his cooking?
- Turtle bathing joke