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Why is panda sorry for Chiyou?
Pandas were called iron eaters in ancient times. Chiyou thinks the iron eater is very powerful, so he takes it as his own mount. The news startled the Yellow Emperor. He doesn't know who the iron eater is, but the war is imminent, so he can only bite the bullet.
However, after the war, Chiyou was surprised to find that the so-called "first beast" not only ate iron, but also was likely to be cute. What a pity! If you choose the wrong mount, it will be called eternal regret.
The law of life of giant pandas
Although the giant panda eats plants, it is a very picky animal. They only eat bamboo, which has lower nutrients and more cellulose than other plants. In addition, giant pandas are not good at digesting plants, so it is difficult for them to fully digest the nutrition of bamboo when they eat it.
We can see from their feces that many bamboo leaves and poles have not been fully digested. Because they get less energy from food, they need about 14 hours to eat. Because of this, when we watch giant pandas in the zoo, we often see them eating bamboo.
If Chiyou takes the giant panda as a mount, then Chiyou may wait longer for the giant panda to eat. If you just eat it for a long time, forget it. More importantly, because it is not easy to get energy, giant pandas should save energy. When they are full, they will fall into a deep sleep and not give Chiyou time to fight.
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