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Which is worse, "Three Guns" or "Thorn Mausoleum"?

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There are too many contents in Three Guns. Although there are stories, plots and characters, there are too many techniques. Perhaps Zhang Dao hasn't returned to the scene of several people or dozens of people from the big scene of empty lanes. Hui Hong is used to it. There are ethnic groups in Three Guns, such as oil-sprinkled noodles, which is too appetizing. It is estimated that the oil sprinkled noodles are starting to catch fire now. Haha, there is also the characteristic loess slope, and of course the northeast. "Three Guns" has suspense. The moon is dark and windy, and men in black are climbing over the wall. Ye Cheng and Mao Mao are trying to get into the house. (Sun) The tense atmosphere inside makes the fans wonder. Xiao Shenyang disposed of Asako's body and went back. (Sun) killed (Ye Cheng) and buried the body, which made people think they would meet. Will Asako's body be regarded as the murderer by officers and men in Shenyang? There is murder, horror, love and funniness in Three Guns, so Three Guns is a suspense film? Comedy? Murder movie? Romantic movies? I don't understand. Maybe it is right not to understand. Later, I learned that the original version of Three Guns was "Simple Blood" by Cohen Brothers in the United States, so I watched "Simple Blood" curiously. I didn't know until I saw it. Zhang Dao is really tired. He wants to relax after the intense work of the overloaded big scene, just like eating steamed stuffed buns, he eats the biggest in the world. jiaozi and chaos are too monotonous. Anyway, the leather has been made, so there is no need to find ideas and noodles. Just find some suspense on the stuffing, put some comedy, mime, and some exaggeration of crying and laughing. It can be seen from the names that they are casual clothes, pockmarked, Zhang San, Li Si, Liu Zhao and the proprietress. Very convenient.

However, the role of Xiao Shenyang is still a little touching. From a timid sissy to daring to clean up the mess for the boss's wife (he thinks that Asako was killed by the boss's wife), the sublimation of a role was not rewarded by the boss's affection, but the gun was pulled out from his waist! Three shots have no theme of truth, goodness and beauty. His theme is vague, unclear and uncertain. Perhaps the only certainty is to have fun. You must have laughed at this movie, but you didn't mean it. He's just a joke. It's over after laughing! It's just that the actors make a fool of themselves, deliberately make a fool of themselves, and grandstanding.

At first, I didn't understand why it was called stabbing spirit. It turned out to be the name of a book. The most unbearable thing is Lin Chi-ling. Voice, alas, speechless. Jay Chou's feeling is ok, and his cynicism is good, but he doesn't understand what a werewolf tribe is. Who is the man who robbed the map wrapped in white cloth? How can modern people have such high martial arts? What do you mean by someone who just started selling things? The man who was fighting with Jay Chou on horseback in armor was a pile of sand. What does this mean? What I don't understand most is the nursery. At first, I said that Jay Chou didn't come back after eating her own cookies, and she didn't keep her word. She took a knife for Jay Chou, but why did she leave with the man who stabbed him and never came back? Who does she love? What the hell does this mean? And Chen, who is he? Archaeologist? Gold digger? No specific historical background, no story line, only good-looking screenwriters, only handsome guys who think kung fu is cool. Oh, it sucks!