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Peking man proposes marriage!

Look at how Beijingers propose marriage!

-"Hello, who is this?" -"Me." ———————— "Why?" --"Nothing." ———————— "Why call me when you have nothing to do?" -"nothing can't call you? Do you know what day it is today? " ———————— "Today? What day? I have no idea. " -"I really don't know?" ——————— "I don't know." -"Today is the 0/6th anniversary of our acquaintance. Don't you remember?" ———————— "Nonsense, who has known you for sixteen years?" --"have you forgotten? I transferred to your school today of that year. " ——————— "I don't know, who remembers you?" Where are you now? "-"at home. "————————" Why is your house so messy? " -"Come, are you coming out? I miss you. " ———————— "I'm not going out, it's too late. Why didn't you say you wanted to invite me to dinner? " -"I am not afraid that you are busy." Hum, do you remember me? By the way, I want to tell you something ... Let me change the channel, ok? -"You have to be mentally prepared. " ——……