What's the humor of hand injury?

1, my hand was bitten by a bug, and there were many hills on my skin.

2. My little hand is really disobedient and hurts myself.

My hand will cry from time to time because it is hurt.

Today is the wedding anniversary, so I won't give you a gift because I hurt my hand.

I can solve a difficult problem, including the new scar on my hand.

6. I cut my hand by the machine. Fortunately, it didn't bow its head because it didn't break.

7. It seems that I am prosperous. I just started doing housework again. I don't think I can do housework.

8. Follow my left hand and right hand in slow motion ... Oh, I just remembered that my left hand is injured and I can't move.

7. I hurt my finger today. Fortunately, it is quite strong and there is no bleeding.

To reduce injuries, please remember:

1, in daily life and work, we should enhance our own safety awareness and do not operate illegally.

2. In order to avoid personal injury, safety protection measures must be taken, and labor protection articles such as masks, safety belts, insulating shoes, protective shoes, protective glasses, safety helmets and gloves must be worn at work.

3, do less strenuous exercise, and before exercise, be sure to warm up before exercise, do stretching activities after exercise, relax muscles and ligaments, and avoid excessive exercise.