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Who eat and bask in circles with their sons?

Talk to your son, eat and bask in the sun;

1. Children without umbrellas have to run like hell. When it rains, the best match is always a wet skirt and a messy heart.

2, open a love elixir, sincere, gentle, respect three points, understand four flavors, and understand five or two. Take health as a medicine guide and take it with tenderness like water. The dosage is not limited, the more the better. Long-term use can grow old together.

3. The solitary pavilion is closed in the cold spring, and the cuckoo is singing in the sunset. Fortunately, Chen Qiang bypassed Chen Shan. Who did he get off in Xiaoxiang for?

I am destined to see you and her happy.

5. Jinlong brings good news. I am glad that year of the snake is lucky again and again; I am glad that year of the snake is full of dragon spirit; I am glad that year of the snake's dragon potential is unabated; I'm glad that year of the snake Dragon Man is around. Year of the snake made a fortune, good luck and good health!

6. True happiness is optimism about life, happiness about work and excitement about career.

7. The bud of virtue is humility, which is the most precious virtue and the mother of all morality; With this virtue, we will have endless fun.