Who has couplets about Chinese football?

Chinese football one:

First line: How sad is the Chinese men’s football team?

Second line: It’s like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel

Henglian: No one can shoot

Chinese Football Part 2:

First line: How sad is the Chinese men's football team?

Second line: Just like a group of prostitutes Keeping the brothel

Henglian: Always being shot

One draw, two losses*** three games without a win, four stops, five injuries and six disabled, he dares to mention seven or eighty-nine, very bold .

Ten shots and nine deflections resulted in eight passes and seven breaks, six stops, five losses and four highs. It was half-hearted and obscene.

The number one weirdo in Chinese football is that the head of the Football Association made blind appointments and brought out a bunch of raging soldiers. It is better to go home and sell cabbage;

The second weird thing in Chinese football is that the coach takes the lead in playing rogue. Anyway, I You have an iron job, but you will step down if you say you will?

The third weirdest player in Chinese football, he is really handsome in the fourth and fifth quarters. He rushes ahead stupidly, but the ball is not there when the person passes;

The fourth weird thing about Chinese football is that forwards don’t kick in the goal. They don’t score as many goals as defenders. To score goals, you have to bring a low fever;

The fifth weird thing about Chinese football is that the midfielders look like old ladies. They just pass the midfield. Swinging the legs, making a squealing sound in the stands;

The sixth weirdo in Chinese football, the defenders are so generous, they only give gifts to the enemy. If one is not enough, we will come again;

The seventh weirdo in Chinese football , the TV commentary is really awesome, he spits out shit, and his big mouth can talk about the ball;

The eighth weirdo in Chinese football, the geometry is really not bad, the midfielder is crowded into a lump, and the defenders stand together Pai Pai;

The ninth weirdo in Chinese football, never forget to keep a tie and fight for victory. As long as there is a fig leaf, we can always explain it easily;

The tenth weirdo in Chinese football, I won’t let you down. It doesn’t matter if you can’t qualify or not, as long as Japan is a loser;

The eleven weirdos of Chinese football, gangsters can also play in the league, earn houses and pick up girls, and raise a group of big scoundrels;

The twelve weirdos of Chinese football, it’s so unbearable to take the lead, shrinking into a small ball, waiting for others to slowly kill them;

The thirteen weirdos of Chinese football, scoring goals every time and being eliminated, there are some in the World Cup Which teams are the best?

The fourteen weirdos of Chinese football, the magic becomes really exciting. Four little swans come in and make roast duck for takeout;

The top ten of Chinese football The five weirdos, the brains are so heroic, one coach and one soldier, why not have one by yourself;

The sixteen weirdos of Chinese football, don’t guess what the coach is thinking, you just don’t understand when you lose, I’m sorry, please bear with me;

The 17 weirdos in Chinese football always seem to be in debt to the enemy. Going to the toilet and throwing four goals is like paying back a loan shark;

The 18 weirdos in Chinese football$, they get bad when they see South Korea Food, regardless of Seoul or Beijing, has been "out of shape" for more than ten years;

The 19 weirdos of Chinese football can defeat weak teams, even Bahrain, but in fact "they are not bad either";

The twenty weirdos of Chinese football, the more they lose, the more lovable they become, holding a big duck egg and giving it to the next generation of the Football Association!

If God wants to abolish people, he must first make them lonely. Before God makes people lonely, he must first make them appreciate the national football.