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The employee asked when the salary would be funny.

If the employee asks when the salary will be paid, you can answer in a relaxed and humorous way to reduce the tension. Here are some possible funny replies:

1. "Soon, our finances began to work hard. It is estimated that you will get paid when the moon becomes a new moon again! "

2. "Don't worry, our salary is like pregnancy, it will come sooner or later!"

3. "Your salary is in the maze. Don't be impatient. It is looking for a way out. It is estimated that it will be in your hands tomorrow! "

4. "Your salary is being negotiated with your boss and will be sent to you by email later!"

5. "Don't worry, your salary is dancing with the bank, and I will come to you after the dance!"

Please remember that this humorous reply is mainly to ease the tense atmosphere. If employees have substantive questions or doubts about the payment of wages, you should take them seriously and provide clear answers.