Give me a super funny sketch for two for 3~5 minutes.

B: That's right.

A: Crosstalk actors pay attention to speaking, learning and singing. What a good crosstalk performer! He is good at telling long jokes, short jokes, one-liners and others.

B: This is the basic skill of crosstalk performers.

A: Crosstalk performers should be smart. When I have a brainwave, I have to say it myself,

B: Right, right, right.

A: Watch your language, too.

B: Yes.

A: I like you.

B: I'm especially suitable for it.

A: What's appropriate? These lips are like shoes!

Is it that thick?

A: It is not appropriate to say crosstalk with your mouth.

B: who is not suitable? I'm telling you, you're smart.

A: Yes.

You have a clean mouth.

A: You.

B: Say anything!

A: Don't brag. I will test you in front of teachers and colleagues. Anyway, let's talk.

What do you mean, anyway?

A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart!

B: We can try.

A: I'll be right there. My desk.

B: Yes. . . . . .

My desk.

My desk.

Well, how can you be so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.

Oh, I see.

Extended data:

Sketch art form:

Sketch is a new art form born in the Spring Festival Evening. The sketch "Eating Noodles" performed by Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao is the first sketch in the history of the Spring Festival Evening. Since then, Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao have created China's first sketch, which is a must.

After nearly 20 years of promotion of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, contemporary sketches have made great progress and become an art form loved by the audience.