English jokes, long ones, are for speech, not dialogue.

A man with a 25-inch penis went to the doctor to complain that he had problems with this bulky tool and complained more than once. "Doctor," he asked gloomily, "can you do something for me?" The doctor replied, "son, medically speaking, there is nothing I can do." But I know a witch who may be able to help you. " So the doctor told him the direction to the witch.

The man summoned the witch and told his story. "Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Is there any way to help me? You are my only hope. " The witch stared at her in surprise, scratched her head and then replied, "I think I can help you solve your problem." Do this. Go deep into the forest You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You said to the frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find that your problem is five inches less. "

That guy? His face lit up and he rushed into the forest. He shouted to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him sadly and replied, "No."

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. "Wow," he screamed loudly, "this is great!" But 20 inches is still too long, so he decided to propose to the frog again. "Frog, will you marry me?" The guy shouted.

The frog rolled his eyes and screamed and replied, "No!" " The man felt his penis twitch again, and when he looked down, it was 5 inches shorter. The man smiled. "This is great." He looked down at his penis again, 15 inch long, and thought for a while. 15 inch is still a monster, and it would be better to be smaller. He grinned, looked at the other side of the pond and shouted, "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog looked back at the pond and shook his head. "How many times do I have to tell you? No, no, no! "

I don't know what your speech is in the learning stage, and I don't know if the difficulty of this article is moderate, but I hope it can help you.