Are there any super funny jokes? Don't laugh at them

1 Three people accidentally broke into a primitive tribe and were caught by the elders, who decided to punish them. So I asked the first person, do you want to hit JJ50 or die? The first man said he would hit JJ, and then he was released after holding back the pain. The elder asked the second person, do you want to hit JJ 100 times or die? The second person thought, "100 times, I'm sure I can hold back." So I hit 100 times and fainted to the ground. The elder then asked the third person, do you want to hit JJ200 or die? The third person thinks, "If you hit JJ 100 times, you will die. If you hit JJ 200, you will die. " ? JJ, it's no use dying, "so he said frankly," die! The elder was silent for a while and simply said, "Drag him out and kill JJ!" " ! "

The rich man took his silly son to visit the food factory. He said: The production line here is very advanced. When pigs go in, sausages will come out. Silly son _ Q: Is there a production line where sausages go in and pigs go out? The rich man said angrily, your mother is!

The young woman reported: "I put my money in my bra and was stolen by a handsome guy in the crowded subway ..." The policeman wondered: "You didn't notice such a sensitive place?" The young woman blushed and replied, "Who would have thought he was touching money?" . . . Case comment: It is the highest state of business model to let customers' money be unconsciously touched away in a pleasant experience. ...