Face-reading joke

You see, I am fat if I want to be fat, and I am fat if I want to be fat again-a cold joke.

You see, I am fat if I want to be fat, and I am fat if I want to be fat again-a cold joke.

When I was born, he helped me find a fortune teller. He was famous in Fiona Fang for dozens of miles. The master said that I am very good-looking and have the spirit of an emperor. When I grow up, I have to fly everywhere. I frequently go in and out of luxury hotels and places of interest. Wherever I go, a large group of people follow me closely! Time flies, time flies, and later I really became a tour guide. . . Tour guide. . .

"A woman who can't control her figure will never make a difference in her life." No, you see, I can be fat if I want to be fat, and I can be fat if I want to be fat again.

If you are well, it will be sunny. According to the weather, you should have died. . . . .

Xiao Wang went to the market to buy food and took the weighed food. He felt something was wrong. So Xiao Wang took out his new iPhone5 and put it on the weighing scale. Xiao Wang looked at the numbers on the scale and said, "Grandpa, my mobile phone is112g, but your scale shows150g. Is there something wrong with your scale? " "Silly child, downloading so much software on your mobile phone will definitely be heavier." Xiao Wang thought it was for this reason, so he went home with vegetables.

A city man went to the countryside to play and was having fun when he suddenly heard a farmer shout, Comrade, you stepped on wheat. The city man took a look at the farmer and said, "Without education, this is called an outing." The farmer kicked him into the river and said, damn it, it's still called treading waves! !

While waiting for the bus at the station, a MM kept staring at me and laughing. I thought I was handsome and strong. I walked around several times and posed in various positions. So MM smiled more and more charming. After a while, the aunt on the side couldn't help but rush up and say, "Young man, will you stop stepping on shit?"

A college girl broke up with her boyfriend: "I found a new boyfriend in the physical education department." We have been dating for a year, and you have to give me 2000 yuan for the loss of youth. My new boyfriend and I will wait for you here at this time tomorrow, or you will die! " The next day, the boys took nine other boys and lined up in front of their new sports boyfriends, giving the girls 200 yuan each. The girl cried directly, and her new boyfriend broke up soon. . .

The other day, my mobile phone was stolen in the classroom. I know who it is, but there is no evidence. So I posted a status on QQ, saying "I don't say it doesn't mean I don't know". As a result, my girlfriend sent a message saying: I'm sorry! Www.glook.cn: Best wishes.

"How much is the monthly salary?" "A little more than 20,000." I looked at "2000.0" on the payroll, and my face was covered with cows. . .

I asked my wife why she wanted to be a wife. Second-rate wife replied: you are a bitch, I am your wife, referred to as wife! Is that how it is explained?

A friend of mine, female, everyone who saw her since she was a child said that she had Foucault's face, so no man wanted to marry her, but later she also found her own home. It is said that the man's family sells the Nike brand and his body is Nike's.

Han Han and Jing M. Guo went to play in the forest, and Jing M. Guo accidentally fell into the river. At this time, an old man surfaced and asked, "Did you fall this Xiaoming who was 2.26 meters barefoot?" Han Han said, "No."The old man asked again, "Did you fall this Xiaoming wearing1.85m shoes?" Han Han said, "No."The old man smiled and said, "You are honest. I'll give them to you. I really can't find another one. "

There was a classmate in high school who got very good grades. Once she let me make a fool of myself in class by accident. Although I didn't agree, I talked to her as usual and bought her snacks, but she always felt guilty and wanted to find a chance to make up for it. Later in the exam, she gave me the answer voluntarily. I opened the note and tears came out. Being honest with others will definitely touch the sky, and my efforts have finally paid off. Thinking of this, I shouted "Teacher, Zhang Cuilan cheated!"