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What are the chat routines that amuse girls?

1, I don't have any thoughts about you, I just want to hold you quietly.

2, you still let me kneel on the washboard, kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!

3. I passed by 500 times in my last life, in exchange for this life's casual meeting.

4. I am a flowering tree. I have been waiting for thousands of years on the road you must pass.

5. The world is too chaotic now. Come and hide in my heart.

6. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

You must come when I get married, or it will be embarrassing to have a bride.

8. You are my former lost lover, and I have been looking for you for three generations.

9. Your smiling face has been engraved in my mind. Even in another ten thousand years, it will still be as beautiful as it is today.

10, I want to hold your hand until the end of the year.