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英语小笑话带翻译?越短越好
汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈:当然
-
拿着
这块
然后
把它
切成两半!
两块蛋糕
汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?
妈妈:当然可以-拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!
老师:
如果
我
一只手里有
七个
橙子
另一只手里有
八个
橙子
,那么
我
会有什么
?学生:大手。
老师:如果我左手上有七个桔子,右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么?
学生:大手这不是我的错,妈妈训斥,谴责她的小女儿):你不可以拉猫的尾巴。女儿:我只是拿着它,妈妈。这只猫在拉东西。
不是我的错
妈妈(正教训她的女儿):你不该拽猫的尾巴p
女儿:妈,我只是握着猫尾巴,它自己在拽。
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