A Collection of Girlfriend Sentences in 2022 Vulgar Love Stories

"Can you help me to wash something? Like me. " Earth love words are generally used to describe some disgusting love words, and some misunderstandings and troubles disappear in the earth love words. What tacky love stories do you know? The following is a collection of girlfriend sentences with 2022 ways of earth love stories, which I collected with my heart. Welcome to reference, I hope it will help you!

? 1. Tell you the types of ducks, ducks, yellow ducks, flat-billed ducks, I miss you.

? 2. It's so annoying. As far as I know, there are three people who like you. who is it? Me, me, me.

? Your courier has arrived. What express train? My wishful thinking.

? 4. Are you a carbonated drink? Why do I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

? I'm such an idiot. I can do nothing but love you.

? 6. You should love sugar, otherwise why is it so sweet?

? 7. I think you look like my relative and my mother's daughter-in-law.

? 8. Give you a popular science about the kinds of berries, strawberries, blueberries, cranberries, and the berries you missed me.

? 9. There is a big temperature difference between day and night here, and I am super sweet.

? 10. Do you know my favorite god? Your eyes ~

? 1 1. I'm particularly difficult to get close to. Do you believe me?

? 12. Just because I like you, you can do whatever you want!

? 13. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you

? 14. I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do. I won't leave you.

? 15. I'm going out Where are you going? To find our future.

? 16. Having me is the pinnacle of your life.

? 17. My name is Li, and I want to walk into your heart.

? 18. I want to ask you something. How can I touch your heart?

? 19. You must have cheated. Otherwise, how can you get full marks in my heart?

? 20. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. Can you take a look at it for me? Why isn't your phone number in it?

? 2 1. You should put it on Taobao, because you are my baby.

? 22. There is something on your face, my eyes.

? 23. Little German shepherd and little milk dog, guess what I am? The kind that likes you.

? 24. I made nucleic acid today, which is very sour and won't make you sad.

? 25. I went to walk the dog. What kind of dog do you lick best?

? 26. I went for a drink What kind of wine do you want to accompany you for a long time?

? 27. It is raining outside. What is rain? Can't stand it, keep silent.

? 28. What song did I sing? It doesn't mean you are the only thrill.

? 29. I want to take you to the amusement park. I have seen you in some park. You are my destiny takes a hand's love.

? 30. I'm going to pick up garbage, and you are dry and rotten.

? 3 1. I found a treasure today. What treasure have I dug up? I want to see you, you stinking treasure.

? 32. What did I take? What about your life?

? I went to work today. What classes have I taken? I love you very much.

? 34. I went out. What door will keep us together forever?

? 35. I broke the news in Weibo. What can I expect? You never know when you say you don't love me.

? 36. What dishes did I wash? It's never too late for us to fall in love.

? 37. What car am I driving? Your wedding car and me.

? 38. I went to give alms. What's the fate? We are destined to love each other forever.

? 39. I went to jiaozi, and I love you dearly.

? 40. I am very angry. Why are you angry? I spent all my luck meeting you.

? 4 1. My name is Sicong, but nothing is useful in your eyes.

? 42. I jumped into the sea. Jump into what sea? Jump into your love sea.

? 43. I ate melon seeds today. What is your Mr. Right?

? 44. My soda bottle is too difficult to open. What's hard to open? I love you in my heart.

? 45. I went to read a book. Which book I have read loves you beyond words.

? 46. I'm going to paint. What paint? I love you like glue.

? 47. I went to take a shower. What bath should I take? I love you before it's too late.

? 48. I went to play games. What game are you playing in your heart?

? 49. Have you slept? What did you sleep? I can't sleep without you.

? 50. I bought a uniform. What uniform do you want to subdue?

? 5 1. I went to buy shoes today. What shoes did you buy? You struck a chord with me.

? 52. I'm drinking coffee. Coffee says I don't love you?

? I went shopping today. I love you as much as no way back.

? I watch TV to get your attention.

? 55. I went for an infusion today. I missed your night.

? I picked a flower today. What kind of flower did I pick? It looks like a flower with a smile on your face.

? 57. I went to play ball today. What kind of ball am I playing? I have a dream for you.

? 58. I just drank a bottle of medicine. Guess what medicine it is. You are very important.

? 59. My blood sugar may be high. After all, you are so sweet.

? 60. Look at the sky at dawn, look at the clouds at dusk, walk and miss you, sit and miss you! Chestnut in winter, mango in summer, you have me in four seasons.

? 6 1. "I have a wish recently" "What wish" "You are the one who opened your eyes and you are the one who closed them"

? 62. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I am so stupid that everything I do will be exposed, even if I like you.

? 63. I also fantasized that I was a drummer, a racing driver and a violinist, but I finally found out that I wanted to hold your hand most.

? 64. "After meeting you, I stopped complaining about life." "Why?" "Because I want to hug you."

? 65. I ordered takeout. What did you order? A little French fries, a little coke, and a little miss you.

? 66. I heard a song today. What song? Without you, my heart aches.

? 67. "I want to wear something, but I find it difficult to buy it." "A doll?" "No, settle your mind."

? 68. "Do you know what I'm good at?" "What?" "Like you"

? 69. Today? Buy days? Do you have melons? Wo persimmon? De Xiao Sha gua

? 70. I haven't slept well these days, do you know? Thinking about you every day.

? 7 1. What should I do? I knew I was finished the moment I saw you, but I didn't want to struggle at all.

? 72. Are you busy? "No" "Then you are busy thinking about me."

? I haven't seen you these days. I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a flour bag, but I can't help thinking about you.

? 74. I also fantasized that I was an art student and a sports student, but I finally found out that I still want to spend my life with you.

? Newton discovered gravity, and I found your attraction to me.

? 76. Today? Have you eaten? Peach phone? Do you love it? Heartless? Can you get along? peach

? 77. "What a pity." "You can't kiss your lovely face."

? 78. I didn't know until I met you today that the door I always wanted to choose was not a wooden door or an iron door, but us. I hope we can keep this beautiful initial heart forever.

? 79. I have been a vegetarian since I met you, because you are my type.

? 80. I read a book yesterday and my eyes were swollen from crying. What book? I am willing to "admit defeat" when I meet you.

? 8 1. Did you buy it today? Oil drum? It's called tiger oil

? 82. Do you like swimming? Does liking you help?

? 83. Customers have abused me thousands of times. I treat my customers like my first love, not just because they are you.

? 84. "I have a cold!" "Take care of yourself." "Because I have no resistance when I see you ~"

? 85. I just ate peaches. Guess what peaches I ate. If you think about them, there is nowhere to run.

? 86. Do you know why I say good night to you every day? Why? Because night is the night of the world, you are safe.

? 87. How to read backwards? I love you too.

? I received a letter today. Meeting you is my letter of honor.

? 89. I commented, but you didn't reply. Have we reached the point of avoiding suspicion?

? 90. Do you know what I like to drink? Beer, liquor. I will always like you and me.

? 9 1. "Please remember, you can't eat if you like it." "Well, I really can't." "But you can eat well if you like."

? 92. "If you are the sun, guess what I am", "I don't know", "I am ice cream", "Why" and "Because you have melted my heart"

? 93. "I'm thirsty", "drink water" and "eager to see you"

? 94. I want to change my hairstyle. What hairstyle is it? I'm not your type.

? 95. My skin is not very good recently. The doctor told me to take some vitamins, but I don't need them, because you are my vitamin E.

? 96. Do you know why I am with you? Why wow? Life is too bitter, I want to add this candy to you.

? 97. I'm sorry for lying to you for so long. Actually, I'm not human. I am a kind of shell, and my name is Bao Bei.

? 98. Today, I ordered KFC. After a while, I heard a knock at the door, so I went to answer it. It turns out that this person is not a delivery man. He said I was arrested. I don't think I did anything. How could I get caught? Then I suddenly realized that I had fallen in love with you.

? 99. "I am in good health and can't stand the wind and rain." "I just can't help thinking about you."

? 100. I suspect that you have a crush on me. Nonsense, it is not. It seems that he likes me openly.