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Zhang Zhongjing’s classic story
Zhang Zhongjing (about 150-154 AD - about 215-219 AD), named Zhongjing, was born in Nieyang County, Nanyang, Eastern Han Dynasty (now Zhangzhai Village, Rangdong Town, Dengzhou City, Henan Province )people. A famous medical scientist in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, he was revered as a medical sage by later generations. The following is about Zhang Zhongjing’s life story. Welcome to read!
Zhang Zhongjing of Nanyang was a famous doctor in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Not only did he have a rigorous academic attitude, but he also had noble medical ethics. He treated the people throughout his life and was deeply loved by the people. People respected him as the Medical Saint and built a "Medical Saint Shrine" in Dongguan, Nanyang City to commemorate him. Many stories about him are also circulated among the people.
Visiting a doctor in Xiangyang
When Zhang Zhongjing was young, he had a reputation in medicine. But he was still diligent and studious, visiting famous doctors everywhere and asking for advice. This year, Zhang Zhongjing's younger brother was going out on business. Before leaving, he said, "Brother, I'm going on a long trip this time. Please tell me if there are any serious symptoms in the future!"
Brother gave The younger brother stroked his pulse and said, "I'm afraid you will get sores on your back next year!"
The younger brother said in surprise: "Oh! I often hear you say that sores are afraid of being famous, diseases are afraid of being unknown, and growing tall is a pimple." I can't see the sore on my back, and I can't touch it with my hands. How can I cure it?"
Zhang Zhongjing said: "Don't be afraid! I will give you a prescription. When the time comes, take this medicine and remove the sore. It's healed on the soft flesh of the buttocks. In the future, whoever knows the sore on his back will be asked to treat it. If he is cured, he will send me a message." My brother left with peace of mind.
Zhang Zhongjing’s younger brother went to Hubei to do business for a year. The next year in Xiangyang, one day I suddenly felt pain in my back, so I hurriedly picked up the medicine prescribed by my brother and took it. Within a few days, the sores really started to appear on my butt. He consulted all the doctors in Xiangyang, but one said it was boils and the other said it was malignant sores, but none of them recognized it. Later, there was a famous doctor "Wang Shenxian" in Tongji Medicine Hall. After seeing it, he smiled and said:
"This is a sore on the back! Who moved it to the buttocks?"
Answer: "My brother moved it."
Wang Shenxian said: "Since he can be moved, he must be cured!"
Zhang Zhongjing's younger brother said: "He is far away in Nanyang, and the water far away cannot quench his thirst nearby. I still hope. Sir, please take care of me!"
Wang Shenxian immediately prescribed the medicine. Zhang Zhongjing's brother took medicine and applied some plasters. Soon the sore was cured. He immediately wrote a letter to his brother. Zhang Zhongjing was very happy when he received the letter. He immediately prepared the money, packed his luggage, and rushed to Xiangyang on foot.
Early that morning, in front of the gate of Tongji Medicine Hall in Xiangyang, stood a young man carrying luggage and holding an umbrella. He begged the housekeeper: "I come from Henan, and I don't have a good life." I'm here, please accept me as a clerk in your store!"
Wang Shenxian walked out of the drugstore after hearing this. When he saw that the young man was young and sharp, he said, "Okay! I'm short of people here, so I'll take you as a buddy who prepares medicinal materials!" This young man is Zhang Zhongjing.
From then on, Zhang Zhongjing lived in Tongji Medicine Hall. He was smart, studious, and proficient in pharmacology. He was not only familiar with the properties of various Chinese herbal medicines, but also prepared the medicinal materials quickly and well. Within a few days, he was replaced by Wang Shenxian as the pharmacist in the medicine shop. He was in charge of medicine and medical treatment. Someone in the shop came to him for treatment when he had a headache or fever. Everyone praised him as the second gentleman!
Wang Shenxian saw that Mr. Er was really capable, so he asked him to be his assistant. Wang Shenxian felt the pulse to see a doctor, and he copied the medicine list. When Wang Shenxian encountered a difficult disease, he felt the pulse and asked him to feel it, so that he could understand where the disease was and how to treat it. Zhang Zhongjing kept these medical principles in mind and wrote them down in his notebook, and spent a year like this.
On this day, an old man riding a donkey hurried to the pharmacy and said that his son had an emergency and asked to see Wang Shenxian.
After searching for about half an hour, the old man got back a prescription and went to the pharmacy to get it. Zhang Zhongjing saw the poisonous drug Garcinia in the prescription and knew that there were worms in the patient's stomach. This medicine was to treat worms. But when he saw that Garcinia was only prescribed five cents, he hesitated for a moment, then grabbed the medicine and ordered it to be taken away. After a while, Wang Shenxian came back.
He got off the donkey and was about to rest in the backyard. Zhang Zhongjing hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Sir, please go slowly! The patient will be here soon!"
Wang Shenxian said in surprise: "The patient is well, what else are you here for?"
Zhang Zhongjing said, "With all due respect, student. Garcinia can poison the bugs in the human body, so only one tael is enough. Sir, you only give five qian, which can only stun the bugs. When they wake up, they will be even more vicious." No more medicine will work, I'm afraid the patient's life is still in danger!"
After hearing this, Wang Shenxian was dubious when suddenly the old man ran over and shouted: "Mr. Wang! "Hey! My son is in so much pain, go and have a look!"
Wang Shenxian suddenly panicked, and he was so anxious that cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he didn't dare to go left or right in the store. Zhang Zhongjing looked at it, stepped forward with a smile and said: "Sir, no matter whether it is good or bad, I would like to go there for you!" Then he rode away on his donkey.
At this time, the patient was rolling on the ground in pain. Zhang Zhongjing knew at a glance that it was an insect causing trouble. He calmly took out a three-inch silver needle, asked the patient to take off his clothes, identified the acupuncture point, twisted his finger, and inserted it into the insect's head.
The insect was stabbed in the head and struggled for life. The patient groaned in pain and fainted. The old man was shocked when he saw it.
Zhang Zhongjing said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, the insect has been stabbed to death!" After that, the patient groaned twice and woke up.
Zhang Zhongjing also prescribed laxatives for the patient to take. In an instant, a ruler-long worm was excreted, and the patient was completely cured.
When Wang Shenxian found out, he was surprised and happy, and asked: "Mr. Er, who are you?" Zhang Zhongjing said: "My surname is Zhang, my name is Zhongjing, and I come here to study medicine as a teacher. "La!"
Wang Shenxian said: "Oh, I don't dare to take it!" and immediately set up a banquet.
Later, Zhang Zhongjing returned to Nanyang, and the two of them also interacted with each other and became good friends in medicine.
Prescribing medicine for diseases
Zhang Zhongjing was famous in medicine. He also treated his colleagues humbly and lost no time in learning from other doctors.
In the past, some doctors only passed down their medical skills to their own children and grandchildren, and generally did not pass them on to others. At that time, there was a famous doctor named Shen Huai in Nanyang. He was over seventy years old and had no children. He felt melancholy all day long, unable to eat or sleep, and gradually became sick with worry.
The local doctors all shrank when they came to treat Shen Huai. No one can take good care of the old gentleman's illness. It's getting heavier. After Zhang Zhongjing found out, he rushed to Shen Huai's house.
Zhang Zhongjing inspected the condition and diagnosed it as a disease caused by worry. He immediately prescribed a prescription, using one pound of each grain and flour, eggs into eggs, coated with pearl sand on the outside, and asked the patient to eat it in one meal.
Shen Huai found out and felt funny! He ordered his family to hang pills made from whole grains and flour under the eaves, and he would point to the pills and ridicule Zhang Zhongjing when he met everyone.
When relatives came to see him, he smiled and said: "Look! This is the prescription Zhang Zhongjing gave me. Who has ever seen that whole grains can cure diseases? A joke! A joke!"
When a friend came to see him, he smiled and said: "Look! This is the prescription Zhang Zhongjing gave me. Who can eat five kilograms of noodles in one meal? How funny! Funny!"
The doctor who was traveling with him came. When he looked at him, he smiled and said: "Look! This is the medicine Zhang Zhongjing gave me. I have been treating patients for decades, but I have never heard of it. Hee hee! Hee hee!" It's ridiculous that he only thinks about this. , all worries and worries were forgotten, and the illness was cured unconsciously.
At this time, Zhang Zhongjing came to visit him and said, "Congratulations, sir, on your recovery! The student had the courage to play adze in front of Luban's gate." Shen Huai suddenly realized what he was doing, and was both impressed and ashamed. Zhang Zhongjing then said: "Sir, we are doctors to benefit the people, cure diseases and prolong life. I have no children, so aren't we young people your children? Why worry about having no heirs?"
After hearing this, Shen Huai felt that it made sense and was very moved in his heart.
From then on, he taught all his medical knowledge to Zhang Zhongjing and other young doctors.
Zhang Zhongjing and Dumplings
Zhang Zhongjing was an official in Changsha. When he returned to his hometown to retire, it was the winter of that year when the wind was biting and snowflakes were flying. On the bank of Baihe River, Zhang Zhongjing saw many homeless people with sallow faces and thin muscles, and no clothes to cover their bodies. Their ears were rotten due to the cold, and he felt very uncomfortable.
After returning home, many people came to seek medical treatment because Zhang Zhongjing's reputation had already become famous all over the world. Zhang Zhongjing responded to all requests and was busy all day long. Although many people came to seek medical treatment, Zhang Zhongjing still missed those whose ears were rotten by the cold.
After research, he developed a dietary prescription that can keep out the cold, called "Quhan Jiaoer Decoction".
He asked his apprentice to build a shed in an open space in Dongguan, Nanyang, set up a big pot, and gave medicine to cure diseases for the poor. The day he opened the business was the winter solstice, and the medicine he gave was "Quhan Jiao Er" Soup".
The original method of dispelling cold Jiao Er Soup is to boil mutton, chili pepper and some cold dispelling medicine in a pot. After it is cooked, take it out and chop it into pieces, wrap it with dough to look like ears, and then add it to the pot. pot, use the original soup to cook the dough wrapped with fillings.
After the dough is wrapped, it looks like an ear, and because the function is to prevent the ears from freezing, Zhang Zhongjing named it "Jiao Er".
Zhang Zhongjing asked his apprentice to give each poor person a bowl of soup and two "Jiao Er". After the people ate the "Jiao Er" and drank the soup, their whole bodies became warm and their ears felt hot. No one was there anymore. My ears were frostbitten.
When Zhang Zhongjing was working in Changsha, he often treated the people and was very popular among the people. After retirement, the people of Changsha send representatives to visit their hometown every year.
As the saying goes, it is difficult for a doctor to cure his own disease. Zhang Zhongjing is also a human being, not a god.
One year, Zhang Zhongjing fell ill, and he knew that the lamp oil of life was about to burn out.
People who came to visit him in Changsha said that there was a place with good Feng Shui in Changsha, and they wanted Zhang Zhongjing to settle there a hundred years later, but the people in Nanyang stopped and the two sides started to quarrel.
Zhang Zhongjing said: After eating Changsha water, one will never forget the affection of Changsha fathers; being born in Nanyang, one will never forget the kindness of his hometown. After I die, you can carry my coffin from Nanyang to Changsha. Wherever the rope breaks, bury me there.
In the winter of that year, Zhang Zhongjing drove to the west of Hexi. The day he died happened to be the winter solstice.
When the funeral procession came to the place where Zhang Zhongjing left the "Quhan Jiao Er Soup" for everyone, the coffin rope suddenly broke.
According to Zhang Zhongjing’s instructions, everyone dug the tomb, lowered the coffin, and filled the grave on the spot. The people from the two places carried their burdens and carried their burdens. The continuous flow of people built Zhang Zhongjing's tomb very big and built a temple for him in front of the tomb. This is now the Shrine of the Holy Medical God.
Zhang Zhongjing passed away on the Winter Solstice, and he gave everyone the "Quhan Jiao Er Soup" on the Winter Solstice. In order to commemorate him, everyone will make dumplings on the Winter Solstice from now on. Eat dumplings, and it is said that if you eat dumplings on the Winter Solstice, your ears will not freeze in winter.
"Quhan Jiao Er Soup" is rarely eaten now, but after the passage of time, the custom of eating dumplings on the Winter Solstice has been passed down. And the types and shapes of dumplings have also been greatly improved. Nowadays, dumplings are found wherever there are Chinese people. Dumplings have also become a representative food for family reunions, but Zhang Zhongjing’s name is rarely mentioned.
Chili pepper, chili pepper is native to the tropical regions of Central and South America, and the country of origin is Mexico. At the end of the 15th century, after Columbus discovered America, he brought chili pepper back to Europe and spread it to other parts of the world. It was introduced to China in the Ming Dynasty, so there is no chili pepper in Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica". It doesn’t matter if you just read it as a story, but you have to be clear in your heart.
The origin of "Tang"
When Zhang Zhongjing was the governor of Changsha, an epidemic was prevalent, and many poor people came to seek medical treatment.
He was contrary to the official style of feudal palace officials. He always welcomed those who came to seek medical treatment warmly, diagnosed and treated them attentively, and never refused. At first, he treated people in the back hall or in his own home after handling official duties. Later, as more and more people came to treat patients, he was overwhelmed, so he simply moved the clinic to the lobby of Changsha and sat in public for consultation. , setting a precedent for a famous doctor to sit in the lobby. His move has been passed down as a legend through the ages.
Later, in order to commemorate Zhang Zhongjing, people called the doctors who sat in the pharmacy to treat diseases as "sitting doctors". These doctors also named their pharmacies "XX Tang Pharmacy", which is how the name "Tang" of traditional Chinese medicine shops came from.
Zhang Zhongjing invented artificial respiration
Zhang Zhongjing’s superb medical methods are not only reflected in the Six Comments on Classics debate, but also the invention of some rescue methods, including the now widely known artificial respiration. breathe. It is not spread from abroad, but is an ancient medical method in China. However, due to the restrictions of etiquette in feudal society, this technology was lost.
One day, Zhang Zhongjing went out to see a doctor. He happened to pass by a clinic. There was a group of people around the door. There was also a person lying on the ground at the door. Next to him were relatives crying. The doctor stood beside him and did not care. I had no choice but to hide by the door and tremble because I was afraid of being angered by the patient's family members.
Zhang Zhongjing stepped forward to understand the situation. It turned out that the "deceased" had a conflict with his family. He was so angry that he couldn't think about it anymore. He hung himself with a foot of hemp rope. When the bench tipped over, he shocked the family, and then he hurriedly pulled the person away. After I got it off, I saw that my face was purple, I was no longer breathing, and I couldn't move, so I took her to the hospital to find a doctor. But when the doctor saw it, he was exhausted and helpless. The grief-stricken family members of the "deceased" were angry at the doctor's incompetence and surrounded the hospital, demanding an explanation from the doctor.
Zhang Zhongjing looked at the condition of the "deceased" and then checked his pulse. He knew that it had not been long since he was hanged and there was still a possibility of saving him. So he loudly asked everyone to help, lift the patient onto the wooden board, and then cover him with a quilt to keep him warm. One person raised his arms, another person massaged the chest, while Zhang Zhongjing supported the chest and abdomen of the "deceased" with his own hands and pressed rhythmically.
With the rise and fall of his arms, with each press, the "dead man" actually trembled and came to life! Zhang Zhongjing told him not to stop. After continuing this for dozens of times, the patient finally woke up. The family members around him hugged the deceased and cried loudly, and then kept kowtowing to Zhang Zhongjing to thank him. This was the original artificial assisted breathing method.
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