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Long-distance love, flirting with boyfriend, hard routine dialogue

1, "I know three people who like you", "Who is it", "I, I, I ~" 2, "You are so tall, why are you looking for a short girl like me", "I can kiss you at any time, you can't" 3, "I want to be with you1+/kloc- What noodles? I want to eat your heart. "What are you doing?" "I just finished eating and am ready to have a rest." "I'll lend you my big pig's trotters to lean on." "Haha, will it be delicious?" 6. "In ancient times, the driver was called a coachman, and we called him a fisherman. Do you know what I do? " "Isn't it a coachman?" "Your people." 8. "Seeing you makes me a vegetarian", "Why" and "Because you are my dish" 9. "It's a little cold outside today." "There's a way to keep warm in cold weather." "What's the way?" "Put me in your heart" 10, "Listen to my heartbeat" and "Huh?" "Do you find that I have a crush on you?" 1 1. "You are Youlemei in my hand, dear." "No, I won't make your milk tea." "But I can hold you in my hand." 12, "I want to eat noodles", "What noodles", "Your heart" 13, "I think you should make it up to me" and "What?" The way you look in your photo shocked me, and now I'm seriously injured. Hahahahaha 14 Do you know what kind of fruit is sweet all over the world? I don't know? Black pineapple 15, let's break up. "Why?" "I'm going to love." 16, "What blood type are you?" "X shape" "No, you should be square, otherwise why are you so straight?" 17, "Can I like you?" "No" "What did I ask you just now?" "Can I like you?" Uh-huh, yes, 18, do you know your type, what type, my favorite type, 19, do you prefer window or aisle by car, and you, I like leaning against you. The fortune teller said I was a rich lady? Do you want to verify it? 2 1, "Why hasn't my order arrived yet?" "What is it?" Our future 22. "Do you know what season I like best?" "Winter?" "No, it's your season." 23. "I have put up with you for a long time." "Gee, you can't put up with me. What do you want? " "I will endure you all my life." 24. "Do you know?" "Know what?" "You are not human", "Smile to show mmp" and "You are a love letter written by the world to me" 25. "Do you know what wine I like?" What wine? I'll always be with you. "Do you think there is anything special about my hands?" "Not special?" "It's certainly not special that I'm not led by your nose." 27. "Your sense of existence is like air", "Really" and "I can't live without you". Long-distance love, boyfriend's hard routine dialogue, boyfriend's routine swearing 1, "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" Antarctic? Arctic? No, there is no room for you. "Do you like me?" Why do you ask? "Because you have been clinging to my heart and lingering." 3. "Do you know what the imperial edict is? I don't know what you said to me. I think you are especially like a game. What game is my world? 5. I like Ku Kuiji and Jang Keun Suk. 6. If I am the sea, you are the shore. I want to shoot all the waves at you. 7. I love you very late, and I only slap you all my life. 8. As the saying goes, I love you. 9. Do you know what season I like? No, I like having your season 10. " You look like a relative of mine. ""who is it? " "My mother's son-in-law. "1 1. What do you like? I like you. Where are you going? Fuck your heart. 12, I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay. 13, I exhausted all my luck, just for the moment I met you, my life lit up at that moment. 14, I want to raise a cat, a dog and another you. Then I will play with cats and dogs in Doby, and then I will sleep with you! 15, I want to undress and sleep with you when I see you. Don't say dirty, that's my unique gentleness to you.