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Tik Tok Internet celebrities have a happy saying.

1. When I want to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

3. The strongest triangle in mathematics is precisely the most fragile relationship in emotion.

Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.

5, provoke the wolf to provoke the tiger, don't provoke me this little princess.

6. I can tear my heart out in love, or I can do it simply!

7. No one knows whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you are fat.

8. Don't fall in love with me, be hypocritical and have the ability to get married.

9. It doesn't matter if you are unfamiliar. Just call me fairy.

10, a lovely child like me, if you don't, you will lose.

1 1. Women who can't cry are monsters, and women who can only cry are waste.

12, I feel bad today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

13. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

14. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

15, I don't want to miss you like this, I just want to sleep with you.

16, how can we take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my mood.

17, stop me if you want to fall in love.

18, if I meet you, I need to spend all my luck. Please stay away from me. I want to make money by luck. Thank you.

19, single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap, I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

20. What if the object message returns slowly? I'll be back soon.

2 1, hey, turn on the front camera of the mobile phone. My wife is trapped inside.

22. I hope you have a sweet dream. I mean, dreaming about me.

23. Be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

24. Later, I finally realized that the most precious feelings were never held in the palm of my hand.

25, take me away, I am very easy to raise.

26. Time will change the way you and I look, but it can't change the way I love you.

27. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

28. Give me the bear in your arms. If you can't stand it, give it to me.

29. How to transfer the money in my brain to the bank card online? Urgent!

30. You have your boyfriend and I have my little brother, not very handsome, but many.

3 1, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up to do your homework.

The stars are shining tonight, and I love you with all my heart.

Since you can't give me the future, how can you have the courage to say forever?

34. Every day, I am in a state of full heart, lack of sleep, lack of IQ, and lack of balance.

35. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

36, childe, have plenty of time, this girl will win your heart sooner or later.

You asked me why I didn't go out to play. This is sheer nonsense. If I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

38. Create your life with your own hands and realize your dreams with hard sweat.

39. What is mine is mine, either my battle or mine.

40. The cultivation of girls taking photos: only one selfie is taken for 3,000 selfies.

4 1. When I get rich, I'll buy two lollipops, one for you and one for you.

42. I want to live in my brother's fish pond and break through his heart.

43. I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. Do you have any good dating recommendations?

44. It turns out that eternity is just a misunderstanding.

45. Be my boyfriend, I will protect you, and I won't let my other boyfriends find you.

46. I can cook various instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

47. Who doesn't have a musical instrument these days? I quit. I played well.

48. Those who love me will get rich, while those who don't love me will move bricks.

49. Taking a math exam is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.

50. I think you are cute, then you are cute, and everything related to you is cute.

5 1, I want to touch porcelain. I want to be planted on you all my life and I can't get up.

52. God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss, there must be a group of unlucky employees.

Since you can't be a lovely person, be a hateful person.

55. Get up every day and perform with your beloved quilt: the drama of heart abuse, body abuse and love abuse, in which you are lingering, and you can't bear to leave.

Every time I quarrel with others, I don't know how to scold until I lie in bed.

57. Nowadays, boys are too bad. They are whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends.

Ever since I met you, I have been abnormal.

59. Everyone will encounter a heavy rain in his life. If you get caught in the rain, someone is willing to hold an umbrella for you. If not, I hope you are in the mood to listen to the rain.

60. I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.

6 1, there are many such miracles in life. Things that seem more difficult than going to heaven can sometimes be done easily. The difference lies in extraordinary beliefs.

62. Don't use honey trap on me in the future, or I will play with it.

63. I hope that one day, we can become strangers again and I will get to know you again. See how I kill you.

64. Nowadays, advertisements are really girly. My mother can become my sister if she drinks Yili.

65. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

66. Some people make you feel bad, while others make your teeth ache because of unevenness.

67. Envy those who can be by your side, unlike me, only in your heart.

If you say one more word, I will steal your heart.

69. What I value most about boys is talent. Looks are not important, just handsome.

If you are not satisfied with what you have now, you may not be happy when you have more. If you want to be happy, don't let yourself be listless.

7 1, God treats me unfairly. I eat as much as a cat every day, but it gives me the same body shape as a pig.

If no one in the world wants you, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you.

73. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you pay for my food.

74. I like you and know that people don't lie.

75. Life needs a little softness, such as big breasts.

76, life advice, raise a lovely me.

77. It's not the first time we've met. Please call me wife first.

78. I am really tired of living. Please love me directly.

79. I'm sorry I fell in love with you without permission.

80. I often wet the bed when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up.

8 1, from now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your loveliness and beauty.

Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

83. I don't like you, like a neighbor who is numb after eating Chili peppers next door.

84. I hope you can smash a bag of snacks in my face for such a simple and rude friendship.

85. When I came home from college holiday, my mother cooked me a good dish. My father: Eat freely and make yourself at home!

You are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

Tik Tok network celebrity classic dog licking copywriting

Tik Tok online celebrity classic dog licking copywriting article 1 1. Treasure! I called you, and you finally answered. I heard your voice. You said your feet hurt. I think you must be very uncomfortable. There was another man on the phone who said, "Come and change your posture". You must be doing physical therapy. It hurts too much. I look forward to your early recovery! Bao loves you!

2. bag! Don't look for me in the dog market in the future. I ran out of the dog licking cage. Come to the seafood market if you miss me. I'm working there like a fish now, but the garage dug me up and asked me to be a spare tire.

3. Why can't I see your circle of friends? Did you put me in your family group? It turns out that I am as important as your family, and you are my important person, my baby. Bao, I love you so much. Is our love really two-way? .

4. I ate five catties of watermelon and didn't wait for my news. I think it's not that you don't like me enough, but that watermelon is not big enough.

As long as you turn around, I will be there.

6. They said that all my friends blocked my house, and then I found that you blocked me. So you have regarded me as family, and I love you more.

7. Don't look for me in the dog market in the future. I don't lick dogs anymore. If you miss me, meet me at the seafood market. I work as a fish there. If you can't find a seafood market, go to the garage. Sometimes I work there as a spare tire. If there is no garage, meet me in the grassland. I worked there as an ox and a horse.

I have a headache today. Go to the hospital for examination. As a result, the doctor said that my head was broken. I gave him a beating as soon as I heard it. All I can think about is you. He said my head was broken. He said you were bad. I won't allow others to say that you are not good at all.

9. Complacency is our terrible trap; Besides, we dug this trap ourselves. -Lao She

10. After the child is born, I will take the child's surname.

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12. It is too late. I'm going to bed, or I won't get up tomorrow morning to buy you breakfast. Oh, by the way, your partner's share is still not spicy, right?

13. I sat by the window and sent you a message. You finally answered me. You said, "Are you tired of seeing your mother off?" I suddenly cried. The original efforts really worked. You're already thinking about meeting my mother, aren't you? My mother said she likes you, too.

14. [Tears are a little salty and wet, you are drifting away, and you can't even see your face clearly']

15. I had a headache today and went to the hospital for examination. As a result, the doctor said that my brain was broken. I gave him a beating as soon as I heard it. All I can think about is you. I cann't believe he said I was out of my mind He said you were bad! I won't allow others to say that you are not good at all.

16. You just looked at me, but I put a movie in my mind.

17. Yesterday, I sent you a lot of information as usual. Today, you finally replied to me in five words: "Are you bored?" . You're starting to care if I'm bored. I'm so touched and flattered. I won't get bored if you scold me every day.

18. Your careless words will ruin all my enthusiasm.

19. After the child was born, I took his surname.

20. You deleted me today, and I fell into a long meditation. I think there must be some meaning in it. It turns out that you are playing hard to get and think that I don't love you enough. You've become cuter for no reason. I will stick to my love for you, so don't worry. I'll give you another number!

Tik Tok online celebrity classic dog licking copybook Part II 2 1. It's okay. I don't care what you do as long as you don't ignore me. Remember to tell me when you are short of money. Love you.

22. Bao, you never know when I love you the most. I cried so hard that my buckwheat pillow sprouted.

23. Good morning, good afternoon and good night.

I was going to tell you all the bad things that happened to me while you were away, but in the end, I just want to tell you that I miss you, I miss you very much, and I really miss you.

25. Do you want to come out to play today? You said fuck off. I think you must have me in your heart, but you let me leave because I am too tired to walk, right? Love you more, my baby.

26. Today, I asked you "Do you love me?" You told me "I love your mother" and I was lost in thought. So you love me enough to miss my mother. We'll be long.

27. I'm really happy to be caught by you for a few days. Can you protect me from your public affairs? I still want to be hooked by you as before.

28. The way I talk to you repeatedly makes me sick.

29. I made five dollars moving bricks today. Do you think I will give you all five dollars? No, I'll find someone to lend you another 20 points and send them to you together.

30. The artificially cultivated grass is neatly trimmed, just like a green carpet.

3 1. I sent you a meal today, and you gave it to your girlfriend, saying that you cooked it yourself. Our things have begun to break away from you and me. That's great. I love you more.

32. "Stop ordering takeout for me!" "Bao, don't you like to eat? Tell me what you want to eat. I have a boyfriend! " Oh, will he add coriander to his share? "

33. After three days of cold war, you finally ignored me. You told me that you sent him a message and he didn't return it. It doesn't matter. Bao, I begged him to let him give you a message, because I knew that if he didn't, I wouldn't get it in my life. I got paid today, Bao. Guess how much I will give you for 2500. Do you think I only give you 2000, leave 500 for your own dinner, and I will give you 2500, because the factory will provide food and accommodation, and I will always love you?

34. I earned 5 yuan by picking up garbage today. You think I'll give you five dollars. You are wrong. I'll lend you 20 cents to make up 5.2 yuan. I love you most.

35. Light is always around us, but we are used to it.

36. Today is so boring. She seems to be playing a game. Under my tireless harassment, she finally replied to me: "nmsl". I think it must mean something. It dawned on me that it was Nimesulide granules. She guessed that I had arthritis and let me take nimesulide granules. She still cares about me, but she doesn't want to be so enthusiastic. God, she's so cold. I seem to like her more.

37. The mountains and rivers are full of tears, how long can they be rich and glorious? Today, we don't only divide water, but only autumn geese fly every year. -Don Liqiao

38. If you don't really like it, who wants to be a dog?

39. I don't move bricks on the construction site now. If you miss me in the future, just go to the garage and find me. I'll be a spare tire there.

40. A place in your heart is no longer me, but a place in my heart is empty.

Tik Tok's most classic online celebrity sentence

Tik Tok's most classic online celebrity sentence (1) 1. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating. We have been silent for so long that it takes courage to even take the initiative.

2. When I'm alone, I'm very independent and cool, even walking with wind, but I also expect you to come over, hug me, spoil me and make me weak.

Never say angry words and make decisions when you are crying, and you will regret it under normal circumstances.

Don't tell others your misfortune like a victim, because others will only treat you as a joke.

If you miss a few times, leave like wildfire and leave without saying goodbye, you will know that strength is more reliable than happiness.

6. Everyone has a past, but don't let it stop you from creating your own future.

7. Life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

8. People always spoil the best things before they start to feel that life is like the first time. I hope you can understand, running water under the bridge, don't look back.

9. When a person doesn't love anyone, he can easily fall in love with anyone around him.

10. Actually, I don't have such a big heart, but I have experienced too many grievances and my heart has been gradually expanded.

1 1. A person always consumes the power of his mobile phone quickly, but it doesn't matter if he is with the person he loves.

12. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. The past is gone forever, and what comes back is no longer perfect.

13. I will study hard and eat on time in the future. I will be very busy and may not have time to miss you.

14. Be gentle, but don't compromise. We should be calm and calm.

15. It's good to have you in life, whether it's possessed by ghosts or doomed by heaven.

16. Everything that makes a person grow up is lonely. So the word "grow up" doesn't even have a radical capital.

17. Fate is powerful because it makes two impossible people finally come together, even if the ending is a stranger.

18. The lover you can't get is the wind after all, and will leave after a thousand times. From then on, the mountains are long and the waters are wide, and the green hills are far away. You are you and I am me.

19. The rudder of fate is struggle. Don't have any illusions, don't give up an opportunity, and don't stop working hard for a day.

20. Miss you alone; I want to hug you when I cry; I want to pounce on you when I am happy; I want to kiss you when I am excited. Everything is in these four words: I need you!

Tik Tok's most classic online celebrity sentence (2) 1. Sometimes, we should focus on time, waiting for time to change the status quo and smooth all unhappiness.

Remember, no matter how painful it is now, there will be something waiting for you to laugh in the future.

3. I firmly believe that you will never walk out of my heart, even if you walk through Qian Shan, day and night.

You should save your strength, take care of your kindness and become brave. When the world is getting worse, I just hope you can get better and better.

Without respect, love will disappear. Without care, love will be boring. Without honesty, love will not be happy. Without trust, love will not be strong.

6. Don't trust anyone too much in this world. When you are struggling in the dark, even your shadow will leave you.

7. The best comfort in the world is not telling the other person that "everything will be fine", but saying "cry my ass, you see, I am worse than you" with a bitter face.

8. The past is zero, and love and hate are optional. Since then, mountains and rivers have never met, so old people are neither long nor short.

9. I hope the sun is warm, the breeze is not dry, time is not old, friends never leave, and lovers never leave.

10. I open my eyes every morning and see you and the sunshine. This is the future I want.

1 1. On the way forward, I must be alone, because no one can keep up with me.

12. Would you like to be my girlfriend? If you don't want to, then I will be your boyfriend!

13. Don't think that people who can't let you go will not let you go. Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.

14. People always call the courage of teenagers to rebel and the cowardice of adults to take care of the overall situation as.

15. Don't trust anyone too much in this world. When you are struggling in the dark, even your shadow will leave you.

16. It's better to be quiet than to apologize against your will. It is better to manage the betrayal and incompetence of others than to manage your own dignity and beauty.

17. You came gently, and with deep eyes, you came to our side and stepped into my heart.

18. Really don't run the red light casually, or you will be a few seconds faster than others, or you will end your life before others.

19. sensible people will be scolded for not cooperating, and willful people will be praised for getting better.

20. You can't hug innocent people with thorns all over your body. Knowing each other is enough, so why talk about the rest of your life?

Tik Tok's most classic online celebrity sentence (3) 1. Be gentle, but don't compromise We should be calm and calm.

In this age of promiscuity, a dear is at best a hello, so why take it too seriously.

A lazy word can ruin everything. Instead of reducing expenses, we should try to increase our income. This is the reason for our efforts.

What can affect my mood is not the scenery, the weather, the time, but the people I care about.

5. pursue it if you like it; If you break up, you can make up; If you quarrel, you can make up; Love needs no face.

6. When we were ignorant, we fell in love, and that love was so pure, so true, so strong and so beautiful.

7. May you be persistent, go all out for everything you love, and return with a full load. Be a beautiful person and do beautiful things.

8. There are ten thousand Qian Qian, and I love three. Day, month and clear. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

9. Turn back if you can't walk. If you can't love it, you will let it go. If you don't get a response, you will stop.

10. Love you, it's true. Love your eyes, big and bright. Love your lips, gentle and mellow. Love everything about you and long for you.

1 1. The road ahead, love while walking, and so on, regardless of the return date, it is crowded anyway.

12. It's better to be quiet than to apologize against your will. It is better to manage the betrayal and incompetence of others than to manage your own dignity and beauty.

13. Don't care about other people's eyes, because we live in our own world after all.

14. If you can't wait for the red light, you will be one minute faster than others, or you will be faster than others for a lifetime.

15. Wish me happiness for the rest of my life. I won't regret trivial things, money.

16. One day, I will forget you. I don't expect too much and I don't feel lost. All I know is that one day.

17. It's easy to make up, but it's too difficult at first. It's better to go our separate ways than to suspect each other. I will laugh generously and walk generously.

18. Why do people like mobile phones? Because they will remind you when the battery is low, but people always leave without saying a word.

19. People who really love you will always find reasons to stick to it, even if there are thousands of reasons to give up on you.

20. If the economy cannot stand on its own feet, there will be no confidence in personal dignity, and love and freedom will be wronged.

18 Tik Tok network celebrity short sentence

First, maturity is the mark of youth, and the process of unlocking this skill is self-confrontation. No matter how it ends, you lose.

2. Cautious silence is the essence of world wisdom. The determination to be open will never be highly praised, and it will only leave ammunition for other people's comments.

How many secrets does a person need to hide in order to spend his life skillfully? Some words should not be said too full, and some things should not be thought too much.

Fourth, people have to make many choices in their lives, but the hardest thing is to choose to live, and others can't help you.

5. I feel more and more that some people just look at things because they will be deceived when they look at them.

6. What really deserves your association are those who are grateful, contented, steady, reliable and unwilling to give up.

Sometimes, what we think has no way out is actually the beginning of another life journey.

Don't tell everything you know, and don't believe everything you hear.

Nine, we will not fly high because we take ourselves too seriously; When you stop expecting something, you will get it.

10. Women leave without looking back, not necessarily because they don't love, but perhaps because they are not worth it.

1 1. Words are like hammers. How can you blurt it out? It's just that young people's hearts are noisy and blood is hot, and they always don't understand this truth.

12. Without economic independence, there is a lack of self-esteem; without ideological independence, there is a lack of autonomy; without personality independence, there is a lack of self-confidence.

Thirteen, sometimes sad is not that the ending is not good enough, but that the heart is not treated well.

I would rather spend time cultivating my imperfect self than wasting time expecting perfect others.

Fifteen, don't buy things you don't need because of discounts, and don't love inappropriate people because of emptiness.

16. One thing, whether too late or too early, will not stop you from becoming what you want to be.

Seventeen, the so-called threshold, enough ability is the door, lack of ability is the threshold. The gap in life is mostly due to lack of ability.

Life is a good thing, so good that no matter how you choose to spend it, it is like a waste.