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Zhen Xuan tells the story of Zhen Xuan in the 62nd, 63rd, 64th, 65th and 66th episodes.

62: (Jin Xixi said, "An Jin fainted in Yan Xi Palace." Zhen Xuan: Did Dr. Dai go to see it?

Zhen Xuan: What is she doing on a diet?

AnLingRong also calculate intentional, unexpectedly thought of to fight for human feelings. Emperors of the Qing Dynasty all preferred skating and held skating performances every year, which made skating, wrestling, Manchu and riding and shooting become the customs of the Qing Dynasty. It is said that in the imperial army of the first emperor, some people rose to the highest position by practicing skating hard.

There is no need to deal with it at all. She's killing herself.

Without childlike skills, skating is doomed to fail. Ice dancing asked dancers to be light, soft and boneless, which can't be practiced overnight. Although An Lingrong is delicate, how can she be light after years of pampering? No wonder you have to go on a diet.

Dieting is not only bad for appearance, but also not immediate. I think she is worried now. In fact, there is an immediate solution. If someone tells her, she will definitely get a treasure.

We still have to let her know that Zhao Yanfei was loved by Emperor Han Chengdi in those days. He was light in stature and could sit on his hands and dance, which was the effect of taking "Jixi Pill". When he stuffed it into his navel and melted into his body, his skin was better than snow, his figure was light, and his appearance was particularly radiant, except for musk inside.

I know I can't hide it from her, and I don't want to. Whether it is used or not depends entirely on her.

If this magical effect really existed, in the past, Yan Fei Hurd held the power in the world. How can she cook sheep flowers all over the world and not see that she has children? Let her know, I feel that the sheep flower is effective, and it is even more unscrupulous to use it.

It is said that when the emperor was still the fourth prince, he rode and shot on the ice every year.

The emperor has been spoiling Amgen these days. If this continues, the princess will be named just around the corner.

Not only the emperor but also men all over the world will like it very much.

This thing was originally awarded by the emperor, but now such a good thing is rare. Wait a minute. Take it to Yan Xi Palace and give it to her personally.

Male and female servants are asking Huanbi to find something. Your majesty, let's see if it works.

It was because the male and female servants didn't want to wear it that they had to take it out and give it to Sister Ann. Even Huanbi said that such a good jade, if not worthy of beauty, would be a pity to stay.

It's one thing for Sister Ann to have money, but it's another matter for male and female servants. I just want to borrow flowers to offer Buddha with what the emperor gave me. You must ask the emperor whether he will abide by it.

Coral is not a valuable thing, but Sister Ann likes jade, and only male and female servants like it. The emperor read what the male and female servants prepared for Sister An.

I may not be able to relieve Shiro's worries, but I am willing to listen.

Why?

In fact, the emperor may not know that the suspicion of the affair between the male and female concubines was great, and the emperor should also consider Hong Zhan's future. We can't let his grandfather be a criminal all his life. Can the emperor consider re-examining what happened that year?

Men and women can wait. It is still cold. Why is Baylor dressed so thinly? It's time to get dressed.

What, married or not? The girl didn't cover up a word. Baylor is not necessarily a stranger. This is my little sister. My little sister is not easy to come out. No wonder Baylor feels strange. My little sister grew up in a remote place and really doesn't know the rules. Please don't laugh at Baylor. I haven't met Shen Baylor yet.

Yu Rao, more and more presumptuous.

My little sister has always been outspoken and didn't mean to be rude. Please don't take it personally.

How is Sister Mei's fetal qi?

Although I always hear you say the same thing, I feel more secure every time I listen to it. Over the years, many old friends have left, but fortunately you are still around.

It's inconvenient for me to go in and out of the palace, and my father will bother you.

See for yourself.

I see. I'll trouble my father-in-law Sue to come here.

Why didn't anyone tell me such a big thing?

Yes, I was thinking about the health of the empress dowager and taking care of the empress dowager, so I asked a question.

You should leave quickly.

Yurao, I'm exhausted. Go and play with Hongzhan and Linxi.

May I trouble you once? This is not for you. I'm always uneasy.

He was cold to me, too. I owe him so much. Please pay me back a little.

You are worried about her health. Go and see him. I can't do anything, you can go. There will always be one more person at ease.

You tell Su Peisheng that he will help you. Go ahead.

There were so many things in power that the emperor was too busy to set up a military department.

I heard that Qi Guiren invited an aunt from outside to give a lecture. Why, isn't the wizard in Baohua Hall good?

That's all.

Sometimes I really envy Huanbi.

Yes, I envy Huanbi and can often go out for a walk.

What is this?

Prepare the sedan chair.

Jun, you are Jun.

Jun, have something to say.

Male and female servants don't believe in childhood friends, only believe in fate. It can be gathered together in thousands of turns, and it is definitely not something that human resources can change.

Vivian, I haven't seen such a heart in your palace these days.

If you are loyal to the emperor and offend me, you must put me in a disloyal and unjust place. Let male and female servants ask her a few words. Wei Wei, no matter what happens today, you can't go back to Yongshou Palace and work for my palace again.

Good. At least it's a master-servant relationship. Since you are here to reveal the privacy of our palace today, you must know that this is the last time you will be served by our palace. You should do your job well. Let me ask you, before you come out, can you wipe the glass vase on the rosewood table in the main hall?

The rosewood table in the main hall has never let go of any glazed vase. You wait on my palace instead of focusing on serious things. Every day, you pay attention to which doctor holds my hand excessively and what patterns are embroidered on the cuffs. If you let others go, you can't even watch these scenes. Why should we pay attention to the details of branches and leaves? It's really suspicious that you are so motivated.

Master Bai Jing, if you can work hard and enter the palace, you must have a good board of directors.

I hope so.

There are no male or female servants.

Bold, there will be more unjust imprisonment under heavy punishment, and there is no abuse of heavy punishment to obtain evidence.

Male and female servants thought they had deep feelings for the emperor, but they came to this. If I had known that I would be suspected by the emperor, I would have lived in Lingyunfeng alone.

If the emperor tries, he will really doubt the male and female servants. Since the emperor suspects that male and female servants are having an affair with Dr. Yu, Hongzhan only needs to drop blood with Dr. Yu to examine his relatives, which will not damage the emperor's dragon body, but also restore the innocence of male and female servants and Hongzhan.

Your majesty, even if you think Hongzhan is the emperor's own child, it will be criticized by the world in the future. He is a child whose lineage is suspected by the emperor. How does Hongzhan stand in the future?

There is nothing wrong with male and female servants. Why are you kneeling?

Who dares?

There must be something wrong with this water, your majesty. There is something wrong with the water. Your majesty, there is something wrong with this water! Anyone's blood can blend in, your majesty. Listen, your majesty.

Your majesty, it is conceivable that this man has ulterior motives.

The emperor, if the male and female servants are not found in time, even if Hongzhan is sure to be the emperor's own, they will be killed unjustly. Male and female servants have always addressed you as the queen, and they are respectful everywhere. I don't know where I offended the queen, but I will collapse because of it.

The emperor has examined it, so he can eliminate the suspicion.

Male and female servants are clear from now on.

it doesn't matter

Your Majesty, Qi Guiren instigated your son, Wen Fei and Bai Jing to slander male and female servants. This is obvious, but I don't know who else instigated Qi Guiren, otherwise she wouldn't have the courage and mind.

Qi Guiren, if you are willing to give up behind the scenes, I may spare your life. Whether your life depends on you.

Is it? From the day the Guarga clan rose, your grandmother was jealous of my father, and you were cruel to me.

Park hee, you take Xiaojun and Mo Yan back.

Vivian, Bai Jing, shoot with a stick!

Since I returned to the palace, there have been too many rumors about me and twins. I didn't blame them before, but I thought the rumors were ridiculous. Who knows that indulgence again and again led to today's disaster.

64: Reward Guarga. With one more tongue, she will know how to control her tongue.

Thanks for Ann's way.

You know that eyebrow zhuang is pregnant, and nothing can scare you. Your servant also ran to the broken Yuxuan to take a message. Lingrong, what are you worried about?

Intentionally or unintentionally, it's just that their mother and son are safe. If there is any mistake, I will never let you go.

It is a sin for the writer to suffer innocently. It would be a shame if Sister Mei and the fetus were involved again.

Okay, okay, great. How's sister?

The emperor is tired all day, so hurry back to rest. Come to see Mei Jie when she is in better spirits. The male and female servants are here to see Sister Mei. The emperor can rest assured.

Who said no? Who said that? To get the best medicine, but I can't save my sister. I'll kill you and bury you with me.

Sister.

Get out.

Yes, but they soon grew up. Look how fast Hongzhan and Linxi grow. Sister, the emperor wants you to be safe and has named you Huifei.

I know my sister doesn't care about the status of the princess, but the child is expensive with the mother, and she has to plan for the future of the child.

Sister, you are confused.

Gentle and calm, quiet and beautiful years, isn't that what we expected before?

How can a princess not take medicine? Look, even her crying is so low.

Then let the wet nurse drink it, turn it into milk and feed it to the princess.

I always dream these two days. I always dream that when I was with Sister Mei before I entered the palace, I always felt that she was still there.

How is your master?

What's the point until people go? Take care of him for me.

Wen, you are the only person around me who can cure the doctor too much.

It's best that you have this heart, and I won't treat you badly. In a couple of days, please give Jing and Princess a pulse. You know its importance.

Thank the emperor for giving me the palace.

Has the emperor ever been fooled by the graffiti of his concubine and sister?

She never liked these gold wares, so she never wore them. The emperor hasn't thanked you for your reward yet.

This painting is well-intentioned, and I hope my sister will get married in the future and not be too far away from my servants. Just like in this picture, the goose is next to the hibiscus flower. What fun is there when sisters are separated?

The emperor is not ignorant of right and wrong, but cares about the old love with the queen mother, and there is nothing he can do.

I was drunk before I came in, and I was not afraid of peace.

Give me a hug. The baby is already a little heavy.

What should I do with it? After all, it's not her real parents. The child will cry at dusk. I don't know if I miss Mei Jie.

Although my sister is gone, Jing He is still here. You have to think of your children. Do you still have to get drunk all day?

I understand Chu Shi's brother, but the deceased has passed away, and the living must live to take charge of everything. You should live well, and your sister can only be comforted under the grave.

How do you know the food is bad if you are not responsible? The queen mother is unhappy behind you and should not travel. It's not easy if you take all these children with you. There are a lot of wet nurses and nannies. Yuanmingyuan is going to be renovated again, and all the money has been spent.

Don't be happy, your majesty. When the emperor chooses more girls to come in, it won't be enough to spend 12 thousand more money.

The emperor can marry whoever he wants, and the emperor needs several promises. If there's anything really interesting, it's not bad to be named a nobleman at one fell swoop.

Only Huanbi is left as a servant girl. Does the emperor want to take away love, too?

If you want to keep Huanbi's concubine, it's over if you propose to her yourself. Huanbi, go to my brother's office and get Hongzhan. The emperor wants to see him.

It's just that my servants are sad. It's just that if Guaer's family didn't make waves, how could Mei Jie be scared to death?

I hope so, or Mei Jie won't even close her eyes in the grave.

The person who said this should use a stick at once, and it is not too much to kill him. During the Spring and Autumn Period, the emperor was in full swing, and he had already talked about the country, which was too outrageous.

By the way, May has been studying hard recently. Did the emperor ask about his homework?

After all, the queen is a sincere person. Why did she make such a decision? She added alum to the blood test water, which was confusing, mostly because the emperor loved his little son. Male and female servants still want to come here, please ask the emperor to feel less pain.

This Forbidden City, in the eyes of others, is a gift of wealth, but as soon as I came in, I found that there is no more boring place to go than here, right?

It's not a day or two since my sister entered the palace. Although the palace is different from home, she is still used to it.

My male and female servants are most afraid of the jade mouth. My male and female servants are always thinking about how to control Yurao's mouth after a brother in law.

Sister, this is agreed. The emperor's idea is very good, and Shen Baylor rarely enters the palace. Then let the male and female servants and Yu Rao change clothes to accompany the holy driver.

There are too many things I haven't done. This year, male and female servants have experienced too much. This is just a small portrait. How can I be sure whether they are footmen or maids?

Male and female servants turned out to be fools, and this girl kept it from me so hard.

If you give Huanbi to the prince in this way, the male and female servants also feel inappropriate. Then she went into the palace. Is she a concubine, Fu Jin or Fu Jin?

Male and female servants leave the palace to practice, and only Park Hsi and Huanbi Fengshuang and * * * are around. Huanbi grew up with concubines, just like sisters. The male and female servants thought that Wang Ye had loved Huanbi for seven years, but they didn't want to treat her badly.

The male and female servants want to accept Huanbi as their godsister and put her name in the genealogy. They are blessed to be married to Guo Junwang Mi and become the second young lady of Niu Youlu's family.

Huanbi, you don't know that many people have many mouths to talk about. If you enter Wang Fu in such a nameless way, others will talk about it in the future. The good thing is that you have been in love with your report for many years and have made a beautiful marriage. If you don't speak well, you will even say things like adultery, and use your report to implicate your reputation for nothing.

The emperor has the final say, just don't be wronged.

These hands, this man, have been owned by Huanbi ever since.

Today you are happy in my palace, and tomorrow you will be my brother-in-law.

You see, the moon is destined to set in the west, and there is no other way for you and me. If not, it's not just you and me who died. It's just a rumor. Wen is a lesson from the past. I can't get you involved any more.

If you were identified that day, I'm afraid I'll go crazy. Huanbi has always liked you, and she is as fond of you as I am. I knew you shouldn't let her down.

This life is bounded by today. It used to be just me, and now it's just Huanbi. To tell you the truth, Huanbi is not my adopted sister, but my own sister. Her mother was the love of my father. Because she is the daughter of a guilty minister, her father had to hide it and could not let Huanbi confess her ancestors. You must treat her well.

Her surname is Niulu, and she is an adopted daughter. My family ranks from the jade girl, and Huanbi is the second lady.

Huanbi, see for yourself which one you like.

The doctor said that my father's illness has almost recovered, and it is very important for your mother to enter the ancestral temple.

I will never let your wedding ceremony be inferior to Pei Guogong's, and you will never be inferior.

My daughter is unfilial, bearing the surname of Niu, and can't meet her parents in Yongshou Palace.

After so many years, my mother has a lot of white hair.

If the family hadn't said anything about getting into trouble, it would be fine now, and even the lingering sound would be married.

Although it is a side room, I really like Wang Ye, which is a realization of her wish.

It is not a long-term solution for parents to live in an inn. The emperor has ordered people to repair the Zhen mansion, and parents can take good care of their lives.

Now that I'm back, I won't let you go back to that desolate place. When I return to Beijing this time, my daughter must find a way to ask the emperor to thoroughly investigate what happened in those days.

It's beautiful. It's beautiful. Tomorrow will be a good day. You are not blessed. Only one Meng Jingxian is your equal. Don't submit to humiliation and don't be tit for tat. Just live in peace. Your report says that you should take care of everything in the palace, temper justice with mercy, and be safe up and down.

My seat is the emperor's Xi Guifei. Have you ever taken mine? I'm getting married tomorrow. I want to be happy, not oversensitive.

The bride should be happy, how can she cry?

The road is your own choice, and there is no turning back. It is too difficult to live in this palace. I have no time or mind to regret it. The road ahead is also your choice today. I hope you will never regret it.

To you, I am an outsider. Wang Fu Guo Jun's husband and wife are you and Wang Ye. What you do is up to you. I only tell you that sincerity is the most important thing.

As long as you remember, in the future, you and I will bear the burden of the Zhen clan. Remember, you are Fujin around your sovereign.

Take care of yourself.

I am luckier than I am.

The misfortunes in the world never stop, they are all ordinary.

Well, the ceremony has been held in Bao Hua Temple, but I don't think a ceremony is enough to comfort my sister's soul in heaven.

Men and women are still not enough.

It's just a wan character, but is there a source? I can't say the name was given by the emperor, but I picked up a word and gave it to Third Sister. 、

It not only benefits me, even makes me happy, but also binds me wholeheartedly, makes money well and is deeply divided by love. Zhang Hua's eternal gift is to mourn his dead wife. Your Majesty, you have no heart to marry Yurao.

Blessed by virtue, men and women are willing to be concubines and serve the emperor all their lives, while Yu Rao is arrogant and won't be a concubine to serve around.

Although the second sister of male and female servants is favored by the 17th master, she is also the position of Fujin. Male and female servants have no desire for positions, but your majesty, do you have the heart to see that all the sisters of male and female servants are concubines?

This mandarin duck is the emperor's personal property.

This is very precious to Emperor Yu Pei. You look so much like the Queen of Spring Garden.

Well, it's like our daughter Zhen.

This more than a month, property, imprisonment, exile, the emperor is busy in power, our ears are not idle, Emin has been desperate to commit suicide in prison.

When can I see the effect of slow treatment? If you don't count all the crimes together, how can you catch them all and eradicate them? Guarga is frivolous, and her Amar is not much better. They were caught off guard by the emperor's thunder.

Please don't give too high an official position to the male and female servants and father. He is really old.

There are still people alive in Guajardin's family. She won't let them die together. She hates my guts. How could she hope to lose someone who can restrain me?

Seventeen master is your husband, and it is also appropriate to do your part for the Zhang Yue family. After that, it is convenient for you to go out in the palace, so you and the prince need to take care of them at home.

Your report is willing to be so dedicated. After all, it is because of your fruitful work in Wang Fu. Does Meng Jingxian get along well? Can you be wronged?

Your report has a bad impression on her, unlike you who have known your report for many years.

I don't know where she is going, but she is too focused on looking down on her.

When did this happen?

When did Shen Baylor start?

I still remember someone once said that I would rather marry a man all my life, and I don't know who said that.

If you really want to, I can also ask the emperor what he means and let him marry you. Still the same, you are not allowed to sneak out to see him, lest someone know the joke.

I can't see the emperor's meaning of jade Rao without you. Why don't you marry Yu Rao while things are easy now? I reasoned that it is always useless to marry an ordinary family. Only by marrying the emperor's own brother can the emperor's mind be completely broken. Otherwise, it will be endless trouble after all.

It's just that there are not many concubines in the palace now, and the emperor's eyes are always fixed on jade Rao. We have to find a way to get rid of the emperor's mind.

I don't know if you don't tell me

Noble people are used to joking. In three years, the magistrate of a county in Qing Dynasty earned 100,000 pieces of snow silver. Besides, Abe Huai is the father-in-law of the country and the emperor, and 802,000 silver is nothing.

Daughter's goodwill is the most important thing. Who cares if he is a real country husband or a fake country husband? It's smart of you to ask Amar to pay attention in the dark, so that you can catch the sore spot of An Bihuai, otherwise Amgen will be too proud.

Sister Ann, why bother? What matters is your own health.

How come? I'm just worried that the wind in the middle of the night will blow my sister out and things will freeze. Otherwise, a mouse came out from somewhere and bit my sister, and it would be nice to have an epidemic.

Yes, I forgot, these are the only things in prison, but I'm afraid it's wrong. I should not worry about Sister Ann, but about Uncle Ann.

Seeing Sister Ann kneeling outside, male and female servants advised her a few words.

Don't be angry, your majesty. No matter how bad Abe Huai is, it is also Abe Huai's business. If it has something to do with Sister Ann, the emperor will let her get up.

Sister Ann also wants to save her father. Don't blame her. Will the emperor forgive an bihuai?

Sister Ann is away for two days, and she can't sleep, and the emperor is not afraid that something will happen to her.

Sister Ann, wearing light makeup, is more lovable than usual. Unfortunately, this purity and whiteness is the cleanest and should not be entangled with desire.

It's worthwhile to make him so considerate and generous. Don't worry, although we are not completely sure about this matter, we will try our best not to let you and Shen Baylor regret it for a lifetime. Now that the Queen Mother's life hangs by a thread, this matter must be done as soon as possible, so as not to cause the whole country to mourn for three years and have a big sleep once the Queen Mother dies.

Did the emperor make compensation today?

There is no need to deliberately, such things happen every day. At this point, Shiro and Yuki are both experienced people. Why not help them?

The emperor is a hundred times smarter than his concubines. How could he not know that the king was interested and the goddess had no dreams?

Even if the emperor has a way, he has to ask the meaning of jade Rao. Otherwise, what's the use of reluctance? Shen Baylor is your own brother.

Whatever it means, I have to do it.

Look at you. You don't know how to wipe the sweat off your face. You look more like a child. Are you happy to see Shen Baylor today?

Just be happy, sister. I hope you will always be so happy.

As long as you are happy, my sister will do anything for you.

Little sister Yu Rao thanked the emperor.

Although it is late than the last netizen's answer, I still have to send it, otherwise I don't want to type so many words. . Ha ha. .