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Song Xiaobao eats noodles.
Hey, I'm walking. Oh, oh, I'm alive. Ha ha ha ha ha. How much will I pay for a female song that can sing a beautiful day at a gym party? Where's 50 thousand Oh, wow, I didn't give less. No problem. Don't worry, I'll arrange it for you. Oh, don't worry, no problem. Oh, wow, I've lived for 50 thousand years
Hey, abortion, it's a big project. I need a female song at the fitness party. I will sing a good day. I was underpaid by 40 thousand Interesting, isn't it? You arranged this for me. call me
Oh, wow, really? God, this is a big project, isn't it? Don't worry, I'll take care of it. It's nothing. I know a lot. I'll take care of it.
Oh, wow, hey, hey, big project. Hey, brother Guangming, let's do it. I will arrange a gym, a party, a female song and a beautiful day. Yes, how much is it? I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you.
C: Come on, brother, put it on your brother. It's a piece of cake. I tell you, I think highly of you. Do you know that you are the right person? Your brother has all these actors in his hand. Do you want a female song? Okay, okay, don't worry. It's almost over. Don't worry. God, this is a wonderful life. Don't make a difference.
Hey, old classmate, I tell you, don't thank me yet. I'll find you a big job. You can sing that good day at the gym party. How bad is the money? Don't give me the whole chain over there. Oh, I'm counting on you. Get in place quickly, don't give me all the work.
D: Oh, old classmate, you are too particular about living so much for 500 yuan. It's so interesting. I was singing sixty or seventy dollars. Oh, don't worry. I haven't been out of the mountain for years. I have cleaned up the junk here. I've taken care of it for you. Just because you are so interesting, don't worry. I'll assign it to you. Don't worry. Oh, don't worry.
Oh, I
Oh, my song
ah
Oh, I haven't seen you for years. Why are you still like that? You haven't changed a bit. You are still so white.
I said, why are you not old at all?
Oh, I remember. You can sing, right?
D: right
Why are you so happy?
I just got a big job.
A: Where is it?
D: 500
A: Where is it?
D: Let me sing "Beautiful Day" at the big party in the gym.
A: How much is it?
D: 500。 No shortage.
Alas, I
D: Isn't it interesting to give less?
A: It's too difficult. Oh, I
D: I'm surprised, too
A: You did it, you did it, and you pushed the work away.
What are you doing?
You pushed the job away.
D: I put a lot of pressure on you. Why?
I know I gave you a big surprise. You fired this job, and I gave you these.
D: no
A: You can go back four miles first.
D: no
A: 20,000 yuan refund.
Hey, hey, hey.
D: Oh, my God, it's not easy to fix this. You said I was driven from inside and outside, not people.
Hey, what's a light? Sorry, old classmate. I feel sorry for you.
I can't go to your job. I just suddenly found out that I was pregnant, so, so, so.
Next time, next time, next time you have a job, don't worry, I won't give you anything
C: Hey, old classmate, I said you can't do this. Not over there. He is anxious to hire you.
No, if it's not a lie, is it? How can I explain this? This thing is not so noisy. I said, more and more, less and less. Yes, it is. Oh, don't fix it.
This guy is looking for a good job. Everything is settled. There was an accident and the car was suddenly scratched.
My shoes are squashed. I'm really not finished. You want to do it. Ok, I'll contact you if anything happens.
finished
B: Oh, I, you're kidding. Maybe we can meet in the afternoon, right?
Oh, what can I do? Hey, Brother Bao, it's over. That female singer was supposed to go.
Well, where is the hospital? It's beriberi. He is a cocky boss. The doctor said.
If all goes wrong, you must have a caesarean section. After that, you can talk about it yourself.
Think for yourself, brother.
A: Oh, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, I will miss you later.
D: Song, you said I was always embarrassed.
A: Don't be embarrassed. I made it up to you. What are you embarrassed about?
D: No, I pushed it. You said I didn't do it alone outside.
A: Inside and outside is not a person's deposit. The account I took from the bank was not paid to me in advance.
Oh, you are so picky.
A: It doesn't matter whether it works or not. You take it first.
Oh, you are so picky. I'm telling you, I've been singing for half my life and I haven't made so much money.
A: Relax. You're welcome.
Oh, my God, thank you very much. I told you, don't get anything from the old love.
Nothing else.
D: I'll play with you later. Still an old relationship. I thank you.
A: Go home and buy milk powder for your child.
Don't worry, don't worry. Thank you. I'm leaving. Oh, my God.
I have arranged a suitable gymnasium and all the money has been given.
Not sister's aunt. Let's go
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