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Two-part allegorical saying that can make people laugh to death

A complete set of two-part allegorical sayings that can make people laugh to death

A complete set of two-part allegorical sayings that can make people laugh to death is a special language form in Chinese. You can use some funny two-part allegorical sayings in your daily life, which can not only amuse others, but also relax your body and mind, and make you happy to listen. Let's look at a complete set of two-part allegorical sayings that make people laugh to death.

Two-part allegorical saying that can make people laugh to death 1 1, Grenade bombing toilet-arouse public anger (feces)

2, immortal fart-extraordinary and refined

The brothel is full-orderly.

4, turtle's ass-this is the rule (turtle)

There are more men than women-less than the upper class and more than the lower class.

6. Open a prostitute's home-welcome to contribute (engage in).

7. Ten naked men watch five women take a bath-colorful.

8. Standard photo of prostitute bust-The Sphinx (lost)

9. The old couple went to bed-just say it.

10, women wear bras-mistresses

Funny xiehouyu can kill you.

1, disgusting. Open the fucking door. Gross.-Gross.

2, the jade emperor fart-air

3. Lighting on the plane-intelligence

4. Sitting naked on the bench-methodical.

5. The coffin in the coffin shop-there is no one in the eye (wood)

6. Wedding night-Kaifeng

7, sickle scraping loofah-there are many ways.

8, the woman on the iceberg-forced to liangshan (2)

9. A hoe with a broken handle-not sure

10, daffodils don't bloom-play dumb

1 1. Cave carving-profound

12, homosexual intercourse-open the back door

13, women have children-scared (below)

14, the most complete beauty-beyond recognition

15, living together again-difficult

16, 2 o'clock-in a hurry

17, the busiest airport-a busy day.

18, the smallest mailbox-unbelievable

19, female divorced many times-all previous work (public) was abandoned.

20, making love on the plane-empty "clock"

Classic and funny xiehouyu

1, Xiao San went back to her mother's house-reactive (male) but also.

2, dog arch curtain-all by this mouth

3, childbirth on the plane-high school students

4, refers to fart blowing lights-there is no hope

5, the blind do Lamian Noodles-nonsense.

6, the lights in the crotch-English (Yin) Ming

7. The widow is sleeping-there is no one up there.

8, eunuch symposium-nonsense (chicken)

9. The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor

10, the eggs laid by the turtle bastard

1 1, flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)

12, powder into the coffin-respectable

13, drinking water through the nostrils-it's terrible.

14, axe (x) shines on people-I see through you.

15, the ice fell into the vinegar jar-shabby.

16, the key hanging on the chest-happy

17, fart and take off your pants-redundant

18, graveyard to vegetable garden-even number

19, kettle hung on the telephone pole-the grade (bottle) is very high.

20. There is a fire under the crotch-of course (burning under the crotch)

Two-part allegorical saying that can make people laugh to death: 2 1, give up a teacher-shameless person.

2. The mouse marries his wife and meets the old cat-both happy and sad; Bitter and bittersweet

Reach for the coffin-it costs money to die.

4, monkey diarrhea-bad stomach

5. Singing on the homesickness platform-a ghost who doesn't know death.

6. Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

7. Dogs bite beggars-animals also deceive people.

8. Robbers draw images-just the shape of your thief.

9. The rice is not cooked yet, which is really boring.

10, the old cow rolled-a big turn.

1 1, the dog lifts the curtain-it's all one mouth.

12, clay figurine craft-pinch (pinch) hands (pinch) feet

13, the old uncle tore the erhu-a cliche

14, Tortoise * *-(Tortoise) Regulations

15, the old brush rolls pearls-there are treasures in them.

16, linen cloth shoes with silk-indecent.

17, dreaming and jumping into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas

18, seriously ill without taking medicine-waiting for death

19. Boiling balls in a paste pot-I've had enough of calling myself an asshole.

20, tortoise * * long sore-rotten rules (rotten turtle)

2 1, August 15 Moon-aboveboard.

22, the tortoise stood a little turtle-there are new rules on it.

23. Baoyu and Xiangyun cried for Jia Mu, each with his own tears.

24, jacket to cotton-padded jacket-old brush

25, the mouse crossed the street-everyone shouted.

26, hemp stalk as a pole-can't afford to carry a heavy burden; Difficult to carry

27. The blind man plays the piano-nonsense.

28, the old man playing the flute-lack of strength

29. God on crutches-a pole in the end.

30, sedan chair spent abacus-poor calculation

3 1, learn to play at the age of 80-out of breath

32. The deflated suona-see how you play it.

33. The old cow is grinded-idling.

34. Toad yawns-his breath is not small.

35, the old brand steel needle-not curved needle

36, corn flour to make Yuanxiao-difficult to pinch

37, the dream wife-want to be eccentric

38. Deaf people-ignore.

39. Peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter

40, rock sugar boiled Huang Lian-share joys and sorrows

4 1, the mouse drills the bellows-both ends get angry.

42, the old cow drink water-don't look up

43, heifer menstruation-blood cow pen

44. Toad opens an umbrella-a strange thing; Strange thing

45, the dog bites the shadow-no humanity.

46 years old, dreaming of the history of marrying-unexpected.

47. Drink soy sauce as cola-it makes you salty.

48. Don't rinse your mouth for three years-a smelly mouth

49. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people.

50, giving birth to a child is not called giving birth to a child-scary

5 1, the old sow plays chess-look at your stupid head

52, sparrows fighting cocks-more than one can chew

Hooray! He fell into the well-he dare not help you.

54, the fairy fart-unusual

55. The old sow eats prostitutes-she has a bottom in her heart.

56. The old woman wears rouge-I don't know how ugly she is.

57, 1234567—— Forget (Wang) Eight

58, two cows fight-really (earn) than cattle.

59, tortoise * *-regulation

Two-part allegorical saying that makes people laugh to death 3 1. Bathing in a boiling pot-an acquaintance.

2. My father-in-law didn't respond-I don't know Taishan.

3, eat pineapple and ask sweet and sour-know perfectly well past ask.

4. Nails in your pocket-everyone wants to stand out.

5, flies bite the bodhisattva-no one has tasted it.

6, carrying a doll to push the mill-adding people without energy

7, flowering on the dunghill-smelly.

8, deaf people watch the play-feast their eyes.

9, flies on the edge of the manger-omnivorous.

10, full of slippery circles-hold on.

1 1, the stones in the Yangtze River-weathered.

12, cutting seawater with a knife-inseparable.

13, getting fat is bone-unwilling.

14, the sculptor doesn't give discounts to idols-he knows the old story.

15, pulling the gourd in the east and pulling the gourd in the west-deliberately finding fault.

16, chopsticks with a rolling pin, cups with a washbasin-eat and drink.

17, whole body plastering-there are many problems.

18, the dishcloth on the dining table-tasted the ups and downs.

19, the steel wire wears tofu-forget it.

20, firecrackers at both ends-want to (ring) together.

2 1, eat fish without spitting bones-talk with thorns.

22, the light in the kitchen-often suffer indignities.

23. The pole erected eight hundred years ago-the old bachelor.

24, powder into the coffin-die to save face.

25. The God of Wealth begs for food-pretending to be poor.

26, set up a shed to sell embroidery needles-not much to sell, not a small shelf.

27, send prostitutes, marry a wife-two busy.

28, holding Huanglian knocking at the door-bitter home.

29, the ice fell into the vinegar jar-shabby.

30. Take the passbook into the coffin-die for money.

3 1, green onions in winter-dry skin and rotten leaves will not die.

32, winter stove summer fan-come in handy.

33, the money in the pocket, the meat in the pot-can't run.

34. The poisonous snake got into the bamboo tube-pretending to be upright.

35, the gambler's mouth-to the point.

It is worthwhile to cross the river by ferry.

37, broken handle hoe-uncertain.

38. Daughter-in-law is pregnant-pretending to be a grandson.

39. The lost child who rushed to the temple-lived a shameful life.

40, freshly baked iron-the heart of a child.

4 1, widows beat their children-reluctant.

42, coffin shop business-make dead money.

43. The clock of Hanshan Temple-can't move.

44. Monks dig holes in the wall-temples are wonderful.

45. The wall clock in the waiting room-the views of the masses.

46, pulling teeth from the tiger's mouth-courage is not small.

47, gourd ladle fishing jiaozi-way too tight.

48. Cut the soybeans into filaments-it takes a lot of effort to get home.

49. I was in a hurry and met a slow doctor-I was in a hurry.

50. Beggars sing fake happiness.