What is the funniest question and answer?

1. Just now, the office MM asked me why another MM can play games on her machine. Answer, maybe the graphics card driver is not good. MM then asked for help downloading the latest version and installing it. Answer, what's good for me? M M said, "I'll let you play for a while at most!" " "After 0.0 1 s, there is no one on the table or chair except mm. .

There is a girl named Jiao in the high school class. One day, she made a bet with her. What bet did you forget? She asked, "What if I lose?" Answer: "I lost. My surname is Jiao with you. " The noise was so loud that the whole class burst into laughter 1 0 minutes.

3. Once a female colleague came to me and said, "I want to upload!" I said, "It's none of my business if you sleep!" She said angrily, "I just want to upload it, I want it, I want it, and if you don't let me upload it today, I will ignore you, huh!" Seeing her angry, I had to say, "All right! Do you do it yourself or shall I help you? " She replied, "Help me!"

One day, the school was cleaned. A PLMM cleans the window, because the window is higher, so I stand on the table. But the glass below can't be wiped off. When I passed by, MM shouted "Wipe under me!" I was shocked and asked, "Where?" M M said, "I'm down here, please help me clean up!" " "The whole class burst into laughter.

5. I used to make models in groups when I was in school. I was the team leader. One day, I took the drawing and asked a MM in the same group when she could make that part. MM is probably busy dating and rarely appears in the workshop recently. Two heads spread out and said to me, "I want to make it for you, too." I don't have that much time to solve this problem. Let's see if I can do it for you tonight! " "The two boys next to them put down their files and rushed out of the factory, covering their mouths.

There is a plmm in my department, and I will take her to do an experiment. I forgot to surf the internet in the afternoon, and when I was about to get off work, I suddenly received a phone call from MM: "Do you want to do it or not?" I was at a loss and asked, "What are you doing?" Mima shouted, "Let's do it, hurry up!" People are in a hurry! "For an instant, we were all quiet, and then we all burst into laughter.

7. I said to the girl A next to me, "I made it yesterday. It hurts, and there is blood. That man is not gentle at all. It hurts me. " Girl A: "You don't understand, it's just that the earlier you go, the less painful it is. So did I when I went last year!" " "Girl B:" Wow, it's scary to hear you say it. I wanted to do it this afternoon, but I was a little afraid to hear you say it. "me:" alas. You still don't have to be nervous, just relax a little, just for a while, and then, it will be convenient in the future! "Later, I was surprised to find that there were many boys around. Actually, we're going to get our ears pierced!

8. University metalworking internship, the tutor said that boys and girls should cooperate, XX and XX slept in the same bed, and everyone fainted. When I was doing my homework, the two girls on the bed next to me were really funny. Because the boys didn't fix the parts properly, the girls said loudly and unhappily, please put that jar away, I can't fit it here!

9. I even took off my coat at work, saying that I was cold once and didn't take it off. Next to a mm said, put on your clothes, I don't even know you. Sweating.

10, pour coke, MM hands are shaking, pour coke out of the cup. GG asked, "Why does it flow everywhere?" MM said helplessly, "But I have caught it!"

1 1. Occasionally, in a job, because a person is too busy, the leader sent a PLMM to help. MM came and saw that I was busy, so she said, "Are you doing it alone?" I said, "OK, let's do it together!" "Well, what shall we do?" M M replied, I was considerate of MM and said, "Please sit (do) for a while." There is a lot of confusion, but I don't know what happened. Someone told me afterwards that I thought it was a classic conversation for a long time.

12. Even the study committee in senior high school is MM. During the ten-minute break, she said to everyone, "The head teacher asked me to charge for all the review materials. Everyone will come to me, once 1.20 yuan. Well, come on. "

13, once I waited for MM outside MM school. Seeing MM coming out, I hurried to pick her up. MM said, "Hey, how did you see me?" I said, this is my way. I learned to look at people from the corner of my eye. Even M M said, then I will learn, and I will learn to look at people with "sidelight" (bladder). I'm dizzy, MM also said that corner lights and side lights are the same thing.

14, I remember that my roommate didn't bring the experiment report at first when I was a freshman in chemistry experiment. Finally, I forgot to hand it in late and asked the teacher why I didn't get it. The teacher said, "What do you think?" He even said, "Oh, yes, I just handed it in." Everyone began to laugh wildly.

15, one day I was watching a football match and lying on a cushion with an ice pillow. At this time, a mm came in, scanned the whole room and said to me, "I want that thing below you!" " I said, "no, I have to keep my penis for the future." No! " ! "

16, bickering with a baby-faced girl. My little girl always talks with me. I blurted out angrily, "Who are you?" You are my granddaughter! "My little girl drummed her cheeks for a long time and said," I am your granddaughter's grandmother! ""The students around me all paused, and then they all laughed. Later, this m m became popular when he saw me.