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Every brain trick in life has an answer.
Brainstorming has a wide range of categories, including classics, puzzles, jokes, satire, mathematics, adults, English, all mankind, cold jokes and so on. The following is a brain teaser about life that I arranged for you. You are welcome to see it.
1. There is a cobra in the forest, but it never bites people. Why?
Answer: There is no one in the forest.
2. What is the word "one more apostrophe"?
Answer: move
Why did Xiaoming become a "father" at the age of 4?
A: When playing "house games"
4. chickens and ducks are put in the refrigerator. The chicken died, but why didn't the duck die?
A: Ji (chicken) is dead.
5. What is smaller than bacteria?
Answer: the son of bacteria
6. Pharaoh shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. Why?
Answer: Barber, help others shave?
7. Why do foxes fall easily?
Answer: Because foxes are cunning.
8. Once, Lao Li bought a dog and a basket of bones. When he was resting, he tied the dog to a tree on the side of the road with a 5-meter-long rope and put the bone 8 meters away from the dog. But after a while, he found that the bone had been taken away by the dog. Do you know why?
Answer: The bone is 3 meters away from the tree and 8 meters away from the dog. The dog can turn around from the other side and take it away.
9. Mrs. Wang talks all day, but he talks the least in a month. What month is it?
Answer: February
10. What water can't be drunk?
Answer: salary
1 1. Why can't the plane hit the stars no matter how high it flies?
Answer: The stars will twinkle.
12. Why do you say that silkworm babies are rich?
Answer: Because silkworms can cocoon (thrifty).
13. A gray crab with a body length of 20CM and a red crab with a body length of 30CM race, which crab will win?
Answer: The gray ones and the red ones are ripe.
14. Which is better, white chicken or black-bone chicken?
Answer: black-bone chicken (because black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, white chicken can't lay black eggs)
15. Who is the uncle of your father's grandfather's father's son's daughter's son?
Answer: Dad or uncle.
16. Why do geese fly to the south for the winter?
Answer: geese can't go south, so they fly.
17. What kind of mice walk on two feet in the world?
Answer: Mickey Mouse.
18. Excuse me, a farmer has 10 head of cattle, why only 19 horns?
Answer: There is a rhinoceros.
19. Xiao Li whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. Why?
Answer: Xiao Li brushes false teeth. He took them off and brushed them so that he could whistle.
20. Under what circumstances can the tongue and tail of the same pig meet?
Answer: At the dinner table.
2 1. A player broke his left hand. Why can he still play with the ball?
Answer: Playing football.
22. What is the biggest thing in the world?
Answer: Eyelids. Eyes see the world, eyelids cover eyes.
Kangaroos and monkeys take part in the high jump. Why did the monkey win in the first place?
Answer: Kangaroo fouled by jumping with both feet.
24. Xiaoming watches theatrical performances in the evening. Why does an actor always turn his back on the audience?
Answer: It's the conductor.
25. The teacher asked the children to draw a bird, but Dayong drew nothing. He gave the teacher a blank sheet of paper, and the teacher was very angry.
Dayong said a word, but turned the teacher's anger into a smile?
A: Dayong painted a hunter shooting birds.
26. Excuse me, is there any door that can never be closed?
Answer: the goal.
27. What happens when a turtle shell grows on a person?
Answer: Become a Teenage Ninja Turtle or Master Roshi.
28. Xiaogang asked Xiao Qiang, "I hit you on the head with lipstick, you poke me on the head with eyebrow pencil, and my brother patted my sister on the head with a compact, sister."
My sister hit my brother on the head with skin cream.
Whose head hurts the most?
Answer: Mom's head hurts the most.
29. Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Answer: because trees can't jump
30. Why do fish live in water?
Answer: Because there are cats on the shore.
3 1. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?
Answer: yourself.
32. There is a dog that never takes a bath. Why doesn't he have lice?
Answer: Dogs can only have puppies. They can't have lice
When a foreigner asked for directions, Xiao Ming tried to tell him in English, but he didn't understand at all. Why?
Answer: Because he is not English.
34. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat.
Why is this?
Answer: All the papers are blank.
35. Xiaoli and her mother bought eight apples, and her mother asked Xiaoli to put them in five pockets, one in each pocket.
It's all even numbers. Can you do it?
Answer: put two in each bag, and finally put all four bags in the fifth bag.
36. Chicks, puppies and kittens recite together. Which one will the teacher ask to recite first?
Answer: Puppy (Wang Wang Xian Bei)
37. Dad asked Xiaoming, what is covered with beautiful feathers and wakes you up every morning? Xiao Ming guessed right,
But it's not a chicken. What is this?
Answer: feather duster
38. Policeman Xiao Wang has a younger brother, but his younger brother denies having a brother. Why?
Answer: Xiao Wang is a woman (sister)
39. When did the clock stop working?
Answer: I can't walk and I don't have "feet"
Xiaoming got all the questions right in the exam, but he still didn't get full marks. Why?
Answer: The answer is right or wrong.
4 1. Suppose 1=4 2=8 3= 16, then 4=?
Answer: equal to 1.
42. What is the most regrettable thing in a panda's life?
Answer: Take a color photo.
43. Under what circumstances do you wear shoes first and then socks?
Answer: When stepping on a big nail (the nail wears out shoes first, then socks).
44. What can you never catch with your right hand?
Answer: Your right hand.
45. There are nine birds on the ground. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other eight didn't fly away. Why?
Besides, I'm not deaf or afraid of death.
Answer: That's a flock of ostriches.
46. Under what circumstances is 5 greater than 0, 0 greater than 2, and 2 greater than 5?
A: When playing with rock, paper, scissors.
47. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired?
Answer: Santa Claus.
48.9 oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly?
Answer: squeeze into juice
49. Throw stones with eggs. Why didn't the egg break?
Answer: throw stones at eggs.
50. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The oldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and what's the name of the third son?
Answer: Xiao Ming, of course;
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