What are the jokes about the Qing Dynasty's participation in the Olympic Games?

The jokes about the Qing Dynasty's participation in the Olympic Games are as follows:

One day in the Qing Dynasty, Li Hongzhang, an imperial envoy, received an invitation. It was the Queen of England who invited China to participate in the Olympic Games. Li Hongzhang saw this matter and sent the invitation to the palace overnight.

The next day, Empress Dowager Cixi summoned officials from civil and military departments to discuss the matter, and everyone agreed that they should participate in the Olympic Games. So a month later, the prepared Qing set off with confidence.

Geographical scope:

1760, the territory of the Qing dynasty that pacified Junggar reached its peak. Northeast China and Russian Empire divided Ergon River, grbic River and Outer Xing 'an Mountains, and this boundary line reached the Sea of Okhotsk and Sakhalin Island.

Due north and Russia divide Sayan Ridge, Shabinai Ridge, Chaktu and Ergon River; Northwest China and Kazakh khanate and other northwest vassal states divided Sayanling, Zhaisanpo, Ala Lake, Issyk Kul Lake and Balkhash Lake into Pamirs.

Southwest China, Indian Mughal Empire, Nepal, Bhutan and other countries divide the Himalayas into savage mountain.