Wherever I go, I always become a joke in others' mouths.

Teacher: "Who can describe what is lucky?" Xiao Ming: "You fell from the roof, and there was a haystack below." Teacher: "Then what is misfortune?" Xiaoming: "There is a fork on the haystack." Teacher: "Then what is hope?" Xiao Ming: "You didn't fall on the fork." Teacher: "Then what is despair?" Xiao Ming: "You didn't fall on the haystack either." Teacher: Yes.