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Describe the humor of girlfriends.

1, even a good friend sometimes has the impulse to slap her to death.

2, as long as there are girlfriends together, it is called smashing! I hope our friendship will last forever.

From my former friend to my present bitch, I gradually understand friendship.

4. My girlfriend is seeing someone, and I feel that the pig that I have raised for many years has been eaten.

5, girlfriends, you have to laugh together, be crazy together, make trouble together, and explode together!

6. I want to be a shining psycho in your mediocre memory.

7, girlfriends, we are together for life, and we will not be separated for life!

8. Everyone needs a person who goes out to play as an excuse, so that parents can rest assured.

9. Before you know it, your best friend becomes another self.

10, I'll slap you when you leave.

1 1, seeing you, I finally understand that friends are more dead set than lovers. This is the best friend.

12. A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you. A good best friend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.

13, I want all kinds of jokes and good friends who are not eager for quick success and instant benefit.

14, I just want my best friend to be alone, and I feel terrible that others are good with her!

15, when my youth is dying, maybe I will take my heartbeat with me.

16, sister, you are my good friend, my confidant and my best friend!

17, my future girl son has a strong godmother group-girlfriends.

18, I have a very good girlfriend, we are not lovers, we are not LES, but I love her.

19, there is a heavy friendship called brothers and a bosom friend called girlfriends.

20, is a friend, is a blue face, is a beautiful woman, there are some things I don't say, you will understand.

2 1, past, present and future, I am willing to be elegant with you until I am old.