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You forget things more easily. Next sentence
Vulgar Sentences from Tang Patent Collection.
"Noble people forget things" is an idiom in China, which shows that noble people forget things easily. Originally, it meant that high officials were generous and did not miss their old friends, but later it was used to satirize people's forgetfulness.
There is also a story related to the word "noble people forget things more": in the Tang Dynasty, although Wang was a scholar, he did not give an official position. He thought about how to get into the officialdom all day long, remembering that he had had contact with Gao Changyu, an ancient literati, but he forgot him after becoming an official, so he wrote to him in a threatening tone, saying that if he forgot his friend because he was an official, his friend would become an official in the future.
"Scholars don't go out" originated from Chapter 47 of Laozi. As the saying goes, "A scholar never goes out and knows what's going on in the world." This is because a scholar has mastered the relevant knowledge through learning, is knowledgeable and has the ability to gain insight into the changes in the world and predict the future.
In a word, "the noble forgets things, the scholar doesn't go out" was originally two irrelevant words, but later generations put them together.
The other party said that you forget things more, and the answer is as follows:
1, you can call him back. There are many things, but you can't forget who you forget. Don't laugh at me, haha! Others say that many people forget things. In fact, you can use euphemistic language to dilute this embarrassing atmosphere, make it smooth and make people feel more comfortable.
2, you, you must not laugh at me, make fun of me! What a "noble person" I was at that time, I almost "knelt down" for others. There are too many things that offend anyone. This pig brain is becoming more and more useless, and I can't remember anything. I feel sorry for you. I forgot such an important thing about you. I've been chanting for two days, missing you!
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