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Humorous mountain gun jokes
I'm a psycho (ghost second brother)-Internet singer
A bright moon, I took off my underwear and farted.
A wallet in the left hand, a knife in the right hand, and mink in summer.
People call the brothers behind the Jianghu Mountain Gun to scream for me.
Suddenly jumped up and shouted to sell rat poison.
I'm a local ruffian and I hit a wall.
It's okay. I went to someone's pet store to steal their dog food.
That's my style. I'm such a fucking bitch.
There are many people sneaking around every day.
My name is MM CC, second ghost brother
When no one is around, take off your pants and feel them.
We don't have cerebral palsy, we rape.
Brother Ghost's mobile phone system is all Apple plus Saipan.
Chasing lunatics, beating fools and fanning old ladies' underwear.
Scold the deaf and beat the dumb to catch grasshoppers.
We are a group of post-90s black clubs.
Riding three rounds every day, shouting sexy alternative
I'm crazy. I am. I'm crazy.
I'm crazy. I don't want to die for money
I'm crazy. I'm fine. Dig a hole.
I'm crazy. I have no humanity at all.
I love my home, which is called a mental hospital.
Tied to bed every day just to see that chick.
I don't know what medicine they gave me.
But I want to sleep less than a second after taking the medicine.
Oh, I'll go. I'm really sad.
Give me a pill and let me sleep.
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