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It's broken! Six "paste coffee" participated in the unexpected new comprehensive, but it made me laugh and cry.

Recently, Mango tv has launched a new variety show-Welcome to Mushroom House (hereinafter referred to as Mushroom House).

"Mushroom House", as a derivative program of "Life I yearn for", has no Huang Lei and He Jiong, little H and little O to play cute, leaving only an empty room for guests to live in.

In addition, the first guest in the trailer is the "outdated" 2007 Happy Boys. Many viewers are not optimistic about this new program and think there is nothing to see.

Unexpectedly, just after watching the second issue, Yi Yun was laughed at by these six "middle-aged men".

Humor, stubbornness, and talent. Is "Fast Man" such a treasure boy?

As we all know, 07 fast men are closely related. There are six people in the top 13 who have a particularly good relationship-Chen Chusheng, Ahu, Yue, Land Rover, Bird and Awakening.

Old friends are particularly cordial when they meet, and even jokes are particularly tacit.

At the first collective appearance, the director asked everyone, "Who is standing in position C?"

C position and fan position have always been the most unspeakable topics in the entertainment circle. Obviously, you have enough confidence in the guest relationship to ask such a question.

Sure enough, after a short silence, everyone proposed that Chen Chusheng, the champion of that year, should stand in the C position. Seeing that Chen Chusheng was unmoved, Bird pretended to go to the C position and joked, "I have never stood in the C position."

Then, Chen Chusheng proposed to respect the old and love the young, and let the oldest Wang Zhengliang stand in the C position. Birds still don't forget to ridicule "Brother Liang ranks tenth".

Age and ranking have a bad relationship. I really dare not play like this.

In the baggage claim, the director group asked everyone to hand in their mobile phones and food.

Land Rover was found to have some ham sausages, which he argued were used to scrape things. So Ah Fu and Yue also picked up their salted ducks conveniently, saying that they were used to soak their feet.

Well, the strange tacit understanding of healthy brothers has increased.

In the game session, the director once again put forward the proposition: "Who is the most mismatched in the Fast Men's Finals?"

In the end, everyone unanimously chose the awakening that has not yet arrived. Bird laughed and said that "everyone didn't like him in those years", while Land Rover said that "the unity of everyone in those years made a great contribution to awakening".

This is of course a joke, but it takes more than ten years of friendship to make such a big joke.

Although we are best friends at ordinary times, we can still see the soul of the group at critical moments. When the director asked, "What is my brightest sixteenth sentence?", 15 years later, everyone could still blurt out the familiar lyrics: "I wanted to sing once, and I sang my brightest ..."

The most interesting thing is that in this program, I saw a group of happy boys different from those in the entertainment news.

Bird, the former captain of top combine, participated in the creation camp in senior three and has always taken care of others.

But in "Mushroom House", he will touch the fish while others are working, silently hand the bowl to Land Rover when eating, wait for Land Rover to feed him, and act coquettish in front of everyone.

This is the self who will relax in front of acquaintances.

Chen Chusheng, the champion of fast men in 2007, has always given people the impression that he is shy and inarticulate.

But in "Mushroom House", he will repeatedly talk about how bad his fishing experience is, become a spiritual mentor when Ah Fu and Yue express their vulnerability, and fill their mouths when everyone is joking.

Ah Fu and Yue said that they would engage in music with their brothers. The bird casually said, "Have you engaged in red music?" Directly poked the pain of Ah Fu and Yue;

Of course, Ah Hu and Yue didn't lose, so they gave the bird a sentence "You are a wedding singer".

Ha ha ha ha ha, bickering is still a good buddy.

Wang Zhengliang couldn't help but vomit: "Fools are not terrible, but a group of fools are really terrible together."

Perhaps in this small mushroom house, they really found their childhood blood and happiness.

But with a smile, tears came down.

Land Rover found the album of 2007 13 in the room. Coupled with the old movies like "The True Color of Heroes", it seems that they are gradually forgotten memories of the times.

In the song guessing session, two people motioned others to guess the lyrics, most of which were songs prepared by themselves.

At first, everyone quickly guessed the sound of falling snow. But after that, the songs of the birds, the songs of awakening, the songs of Ah Fu and Yue ... repeatedly called "Guo" to give up, and Ah Fu and Yue directly called "This is my song, (they) can't sing".

It was not until the song turned to "Learn Meow" that everyone guessed the answer. How funny the program is, how cruel the reality is.

They even have a group called "Re-employment Men's Group" in private, because everyone is "old unemployed and unemployed".

Bird said that sometimes if he doesn't work for three days, he will feel that he has neglected these three days.

Woke up in surprise: "It's abandoned after three days without work?" Then I was abandoned for a long time. "

Others laugh helplessly and feel the same.

Obviously, they also have musical dreams and stand out in such a national draft by virtue of their strength.

At the end of the chat, everyone wants to write a song for the theme of the party.

Chen Chusheng hummed a melody casually, and Wang Zhengliang immediately connected the title song and filled in the lyrics. Ah Fu and Yue opened their hearts and sang their feelings into the lyrics. The bird and Meng Xing joined together and watched a mature song take shape in several populations.

How many people in today's draft can match such musical strength?

Andy warhol, a master of pop art, once said, 15 minutes, everyone can be famous. Land Rover said that he failed to seize the opportunity of 15 minutes, and Bird said that waking up was not at the right time.

Perhaps in their hearts, they all feel sorry for not grasping the 15 minutes they once had.

In the program, Bird teased himself that although he finally ranked ninth, his debut novel "Injured City" ranked third among the top 13 in that year. At this time, a question floated from the barrage: "What is a color ring back tone?"

Oh, my god, the original color ring back tone, like a happy male voice, is already a tear of the times?

In fact, as the earliest boy singing competition of Hunan Satellite TV, Happy Boys in 2007 also set off a phenomenal national idol craze.

At that time, the classmates were arguing about who was more handsome, Vision Wei or Wake Up.

Going to KTV to sing, Chen Chusheng's "Did anyone tell you" is absolutely necessary;

Even now, netizens' favorite cp addiction is left by these old brothers. Who didn't treat ham and Ah Fu and Yue as good brothers at that time?

After the game, Ham and Vision Wei participated in "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower". Needless to say, how popular the play is;

Bird became the captain of top combine and became the hottest domestic idol men's team at that time. The masterpiece "Cotton Candy" even the old woman on the roadside can hum;

Wang Zhengliang's song "Where is the Time" is a frequent visitor to major parties.

After experiencing the peak, you can understand how painful it is to fall.

Now that everyone is in their thirties and forties, singing those debut songs again reminds us of the stage and cheers, with regret, unwillingness and nostalgia.

But as Wake-up said, if I deserve it, if I can know you, I will be very happy.

Life has its ups and downs, and having three or two bosom brothers is enough to make people envy.

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Text: Yu Yun