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Extract 2 words from Aesop's Fables.

The bat and the weasel

The bat fell to the ground and was taken away by the weasel. He begged for his life.

The weasel said he would never let him go, and he hated birds by nature. The bat said he was a mouse, not a bird, so he was released.

Later, the bat fell down and was caught by another weasel. He repeatedly begged not to eat him. The weasel said that he hated all rats. The bat changed his mind and said that he was a bird, not a mouse, and was released again.

In this way, the bat changed its name twice and finally survived.

this story shows that you have to improvise to avoid danger.

Fox and Goat

A fox slipped and fell into a well. No matter how hard it struggled, it still couldn't climb up successfully, so it had to stay there. The goat was so thirsty that he looked for water everywhere and finally found the well. It poked its head and saw the fox in the well, so it asked her if the water was good. The fox felt that the opportunity had come, and his heart exulted. He immediately calmed down and praised the well water for its delicious taste, saying that it was the first well water in the world, sweet and refreshing, and advised the goat to come down quickly and drink with it. The goat who just wanted to drink water believed it, so he jumped without thinking. When he finished drinking, he had to discuss with the fox how to climb up. The fox was ready. He called the goat and said, "I have a way. You lie on the wall of the well with your front foot, and then erect the horn. I will jump into the well from your back and pull you up. Aren't we all saved?" The goat agreed to his proposal, and the fox stepped on his hind foot and jumped on his back, then jumped hard from the corner and jumped to the edge of the well. After the fox went up, he was ready to escape alone. The goat accused the fox of not keeping his promise. The fox turned to the goat and said, "Hey, friend, if your mind is as perfect as your beard, you won't jump blindly before you see the exit clearly."

this story shows that helping others depends on the object.

the wolf is coming

once upon a time, there was a shepherd boy who went to the mountains to herd sheep every day.

one day, he felt very bored, so he came up with an idea to make fun of everyone. He shouted to the farmers who were farming at the foot of the mountain: "The wolf is coming! The wolf is coming! Help! " Hearing the shouts, the farmers rushed to the mountain with hoes and sickles. As they ran, they shouted, "Don't be afraid, son, we'll help you kill the wolf!" "

The farmers rushed to the mountain panting, but there was no sign of the wolf! Wahaha, who was herding sheep, laughed: "That's funny, you've been fooled!" The farmers left angrily.

The next day, the shepherd boy did the same thing again, and the kind farmers rushed to help him fight the wolf, but there was still no sign of the wolf.

The shepherd boy laughed so hard: "Ha ha! You've been fooled again! Haha! "

Everyone was very angry that the shepherd boy lied again and again, and they never believed him again.

a few days later, the wolf really came and broke into the sheep. The shepherd boy was so scared that he shouted desperately to the farmers, "Wolf is coming! The wolf is coming! Help! The wolf is really coming! "

The farmers heard his cries and thought he was lying again. Everyone ignored him and no one helped him. As a result, many sheep of the shepherd boy were killed by wolves.

Race between the Tortoise and the Rabbit

The rabbit has four legs. It jumps and runs very fast.

The tortoise has four legs, too. Climb, climb, climb really slowly.

One day, the rabbit met the tortoise and said with a smile, "Tortoise, tortoise, let's have a race, shall we?" The tortoise knew that the rabbit was playing a joke on him and stared at a pair of small eyes, ignoring it and not stepping on it. Knowing that the tortoise didn't dare to race with him, the rabbit jumped up and down with his ears open, and made up a folk song to joke at him:

Tortoise, climb,

go out early to pick flowers;

tortoise, tortoise, go for a walk.

It's still at the door in the evening.

The tortoise got angry and said, "Rabbit, rabbit, don't be cocky, let's race!" "

"what, what? Tortoise, what did you say? "

"Let's have a race."

Hearing this, the rabbit almost burst into laughter: "Tortoise, do you really dare to race with me? Well, let's run from here and see who runs to a big tree at the foot of the mountain first. Get ready! One, two, three-"

The rabbit spread its legs and ran. It ran really fast, and soon it was far away. He looked back and saw that the tortoise had only climbed a short distance. He thought, It's a big joke that the tortoise dares to race with the rabbit! Me, sleep here and let him climb here. No, let him climb to the front. I caught up with him in three jumps.

"Lala, Lala, the victory must be mine!" " The rabbit leans to the ground, closes its eyelids and really falls asleep.

Besides, the tortoise is really slow, but he kept climbing, climbing, climbing, and so on. By the time he got to the rabbit, he was exhausted. The rabbit is still sleeping, and the tortoise wants to have a rest, but he knows that the rabbit runs faster than him, and only by persisting in climbing can he win. So he kept climbing, climbing and climbing. It's getting closer and closer to the tree, only a few dozen steps away, a dozen steps away, a few steps away ...............................................................................................................................................

what about the rabbit? He's still sleeping! The rabbit woke up and looked back. Hey, why did the tortoise disappear? Looking forward again, oh, great! The tortoise has climbed under the big tree. The rabbit looked anxious and hurried to catch up, but it was too late. The tortoise had won. The tortoise won.

this story shows that you can't give up halfway.

The old man and the donkey

The old man and his donkey came to a meadow. The donkey looked very excited and immediately ran into the grass and frolicked.

the enemy is coming, and his master saw it. The old man was very alarmed. "Come on, we have to go at once, or it will be too late. Can't you see that the enemy is coming soon?"

"I don't want to run. If the enemy catches me, will they make me carry heavier things?" The donkey asked the old man.

"No, I can't. I have to run." The old man ran away.

The donkey is still eating the tender grass leisurely, and he knows in his heart that he is just a donkey.

mice have a meeting

long, long ago, the mice were very upset because they were deeply attacked by cats.

So, they had a meeting together to discuss how to deal with the cat's harassment in order to be safe. At the meeting, everyone had their own opinions, but they were all rejected. Finally, a little mouse stood up and suggested that a bell should be hung around the cat's neck. As soon as the bell rings, we will know that the cat is coming and we can run away at once.

His suggestion was warmly applauded and passed unanimously. There is an old mouse sitting on the side, never saying a word.

At this moment, he stood up and said, "This method that the mouse came up with is very wonderful and very safe; But there is still a small problem to be solved, that is, who will be sent to hang the bell around the cat's neck? "

this story shows that it may not be difficult to come up with a good idea, but it is not so easy to realize it.

Winter and Spring

Winter sneers at spring, finds fault with him, and blames him, saying that as long as spring comes, people will no longer be quiet. Some people go into the Yuan Ye mountains to enjoy the scenery and happily put the collected flowers in their heads. Some set sail and sailed across the ocean to visit other countries without worrying about any storms.

He added, "I am like a majestic emperor. I give orders to the sky to make people afraid of storms and heavy snow; I give orders to the ground, making people afraid of freezing; I force people to stay at home honestly. "

Spring said, "Because of this, people hope to bid farewell to winter as soon as possible. People think my name is beauty. Zeus also said that spring is the most beautiful of all names. Therefore, people always look forward to spring. "

this story shows that coercion can only make people feel disgusted, but warmth makes people yearn for it.

Zeus and the angry snake

A snake was often trampled by people, so he ran to complain to Zeus.

Zeus said to him, "If you bite the first person who tramples on you, there will be no second person who dares to do so."

this story shows that if you resist the first aggressor, other aggressors will be afraid to attack.

the old man and death

one day, an old man cut a lot of firewood and walked a long way with great difficulty.

He was so tired all the way that he couldn't carry it, so he put down his burden and cried for death.

When death came, he asked him why he called him. The old man said, "Although I am exhausted, please put that burden on my shoulder."

This story shows that people still cherish life even if it is unfortunate.

hounds and dogs

There was a man who kept a strong hound, and his master wanted him to chase wild animals.

But as soon as he saw the teams of wild animals walking, he desperately broke free his collar and ran away. When other dogs saw this hunting dog as strong as a bull, they asked, "Why did you run away so hastily?"

The hound said, "I know that although I have no worries about food and shelter, I live comfortably; But if I am asked to chase bears and lions, then I am not far from death. "

The dogs seemed to understand something and said, "Although we are short of food and clothing, we don't have to fight fierce lions or bears."

This story shows that wealth, comfort and enjoyment are often associated with danger, while a simple life is safe.

Lions, Prometheus and Elephants

Lions often complain about Prometheus, although Prometheus made him tall and mighty, equipped his jaws with sharp teeth as weapons, and fitted his feet with powerful claws, making him stronger than other animals.

But he still said, "But I'm still afraid of the rooster." Prometheus said, "Why do you blame me for nothing? You have all the strengths I can create, but your character is too weak. "

The lion lamented and blamed himself for cowardice, and finally wanted to die. Just then, he met the elephant, greeted each other, stood and chatted. He saw the elephant flapping its ears and asked, "What's the matter with you? Why do you keep shaking your ears?"

The elephant replied, "Do you see these buzzing mosquitoes? If they get into my ears, I'm finished. "

After hearing this, the lion realized, "Then why should I die?" Cocks are much bigger than mosquitoes, and I am happier than elephants. "

The story tells us that we should not be too pessimistic about everything, and it will be easier to be happy if we think optimistically.

Fleas and athletes

Once, a flea jumped on the running athlete's foot and kept biting him.

He was so angry that he was going to hold the flea with his fingers. But the flea, with its natural ability, ran away as soon as it fled, saving its life.

The athlete sighed and said, "Hercules, if you help me to deal with that little flea like this, how can you help me to defeat my strong opponent?"

This story tells us not to ask for help for unimportant things, but to ask for help when you encounter major difficulties that you can't solve.

the domestic dog and the wolf

a hungry and thin wolf looked around for food in the moonlight and met a well-fed domestic dog.

after they greeted each other, the wolf said, "friend, why are you so fat? What good food did you eat?"? I am now working hard for my livelihood day and night. "

The dog replied, "If you want to be like me, you just have to learn from me."

"That's true," the wolf asked eagerly. "What job?" The dog replied, "It is to watch the house for the owner and prevent thieves from coming in at night." "When do you start?" The wolf said, "I've had enough of living in the forest and the wind and rain."

I don't care what I do to have a warm house to live in and not go hungry. " "Well," said the dog, "come with me!" When they were on the road together, the wolf suddenly noticed a scar on the dog's neck and felt very strange. He couldn't help asking the dog what was going on. The dog said, "Nothing."

The wolf continued to ask, "What the hell is going on?" "A little thing, maybe it's the collar with the chain around my neck." The dog said airily. "Iron chain!" The wolf said in surprise, "don't you mean that you can't run around freely?" "No, maybe not completely according to my heart," said the dog. "Sometimes my master ties me up during the day. But I assure you, I have absolute freedom at night; The master feeds me the things on his plate, and the servant brings me the leftovers. They all love me more. " "Good night!" The wolf said, "you go and enjoy your delicious meal. As for me, I would rather starve freely than live a comfortable life with a chain."

This story shows that freedom is more important than happiness.

Poor big fish

There is a pond near the forest, full of butterflies, flowers, frogs and small fish. There is a lively and lovely little fish here. It is always alive and kicking, swimming around and chasing dragonflies.

There is a big fish named Mr. Fat. It comes from a fierce and active family. Every day, the big fish always attacks the small fish two or three times to show its strength.

There is a fisherman who comes to the pond to fish every day, but he never gains much. One day he decided to buy a net to save time. At dawn, he came to the pond quietly, and then carefully dropped the fishing net. Neither fish has ever seen a fishing net, so when the fisherman closed the net, they were caught in it. The small fish struggled to escape from the mesh, and Mr. Fat felt that he would rather be a small fish.

this story tells us that little people are easy to be saved, but those who are famous are hard to escape danger.

the fox and the grapes

the hungry fox saw a bunch of crystal clear grapes hanging on the grape rack, and his mouth watered. He wanted to pick them and eat them, but he couldn't pick them. After reading it for a while, he left helplessly. As he walked, he comforted himself and said, "This grape is not ripe, it must be sour."

This story tells us that some people are weak and can't do things, so they say that the time is not ripe.

Wolf and Horse

The Wolf passed by a field and saw a lot of barley in the field. Although Huang Chengcheng was popular, the wolf didn't eat barley and had to walk away.

Not far away, he met a horse. He led the horse to the field and told the horse that he was reluctant to eat the barley himself, so he specially kept it for the horse because he liked to hear the wonderful sound of his teeth when he ate grass.

The horse replied, "Hey, friend, if you can feed on barley, you may not like listening to the sound of me eating grass, regardless of your stomach."

This story shows that people with bad natures have ulterior motives even though they report the best news to people, and people will not believe them.

the miller and his son and the donkey

the miller and his son are driving their donkeys together and selling them in the nearby market.

They didn't go far. They met some women gathered by the well, talking and laughing. One of them said, "Look, have you ever seen such a person who walks without riding a donkey?" Hearing this, the old man immediately told his son to ride on the donkey.

After walking for a while, they met some old men who were arguing, and one of them said, "Look, this just proves what I just said. Nowadays, this social fashion is far from respecting the elderly and the virtuous. Look at the lazy boy riding on the donkey, while his old father is walking below. Come down, you little thing! Don't let your old father rest his tired legs. " The old man asked his son to come down and rode up by himself.

they didn't.