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10 stories of modern celebrities
Hou, the master of crosstalk language, only attended primary school for three years. Because he is diligent and studious, his artistic level has reached a perfect level and he has become a famous language expert.
On one occasion, in order to buy the joke book "The Waves" of Amin Dynasty that he wanted to buy, he went to all the second-hand book stalls in Beijing but failed to buy it. Later, he learned that Beijing Library had this book, so he decided to copy it back.
In winter, he braved the heavy wind and snow and ran to the library to copy books for 18 days in a row. A book of more than 100,000 words was finally copied by him.
2. Zhang Guanghou eats books.
Mathematician Zhang Guanghou once saw a paper about deficient value, and thought it was very useful for his research work, so he read it again and again.
This paper has more than 20 pages, and he has read it repeatedly for more than half a year. Because of repeated groping, clear black marks were left on the white pages. His wife joked with him that it was not reading, but eating books.
3. Lu Xun chews peppers
As a teenager, Mr. Lu Xun studied hard since childhood. He studied at Jiangnan Naval Academy and got excellent results in the first semester. The school awarded him a gold medal. He immediately took it to the street of Nanjing Gulou and sold it. Then he bought some books and a bunch of red peppers.
Whenever it's cold at night and he can't stand reading at night, he picks a pepper and chews it in his mouth, making his forehead sweat. In this way, he insisted on studying. After studying hard, he finally became a famous writer in China.
4. Peng's story of measuring magnanimity.
More than 30 people, including Peng, commander-in-chief of the Third Army of the Red Army, inspected the terrain ahead, and the messenger shouted out of the way while holding the red flag. Only one soldier sat still. Peng shouted a few words when he saw someone in the way. The soldier stood up and gave General Peng two punches.
Mr. Peng told him to hurry. Later, the messenger tied up the soldiers and went to see General Peng. Peng Zong immediately sent him back. The soldier knew that he was in trouble, and he was afraid. I was deeply moved to see that Mr. Peng was able to shrug off. Later, everyone said, "The commander-in-chief is really generous!"
5. Has Cai Yuanpei studied for sixty years?
Cai Yuanpei, born in Shaoxing, Zhejiang Province. China democratic revolutionist, educator, scientist, outstanding pioneer of intellectual circles. Cai Yuanpei's first editor. ?
Cai Yuanpei has been studying hard since he was a child, and there are many mosquitoes every day. When reading at night, he put his feet in the bucket to avoid mosquito bites and concentrate on reading. He never stopped reading during his life's complicated work and revolutionary struggle. In his later years, he recalled: "Since I was a teenager ... I have been studying for 60 years ... and there is hardly a day when I haven't read some books." ?
Because he has never stopped studying all his life, he is knowledgeable and known as an "academic master."
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